NO.73: COME ON iN

This hardback book cover brings back memories of many a childhood Saturday morning in front of the telly, hence why this post is being published on a Saturday morning. No.73 was a fictional house in an unknown street where Sandi Toksvig played the tenant Mrs Ethel, surrounded by a cast of young up-and-coming talent, including Neil Buchanan who would go on to present the insanely good Art Attack in later years. A certain papier-mâché-headed OiNK superstar also popped up now-and-again and thus you have the reason for this book’s inclusion, despite the fact it contains no comic strips.

Sadly the book also doesn’t contain any Sandi. I loved her on the show, although I always knew her by her real name (she was one of the main writers too) and I don’t remember the fact she played a character. Her ad-libbing (often as herself and not in character) and dead pan humour was brilliant and to this day I’ll pretty much watch anything with her in it (QI has never been better). Being a fan of Sandi’s all started with No.73, however this book was produced in 1987 and she had departed the series in 1986 after four years as the lead.

Now, those who have been paying attention will know this isn’t the first time No.73 has been mentioned on the blog.

This montage was taken from Frank Sidebottom’s time filming during the show’s final year, when it was renamed ‘7T3’ and had an American Wild West theme (which I remember being terrible), although Frank is seen here taking part in a very British James Bond spoof. As I mentioned in #52’s review I loved seeing Frank pop up on No.73 and in my head he appeared at the breakfast table or in the shed many times. Imagine my surprise when I found out he only appeared in nine episodes!

Anyway, I said there’d be a special post to come later in the year and here we are at last. Just before Frank’s double-page spread the book shows readers how to make their own space observatory but, like a lot of such things on the show, it was more of a spoof of what you’d see on traditional children’s shows. As such, take a saucepan, shove a football in it and sellotape a pair of binoculars on top and you’ve got a rotating observatory! Neil is star gazing in the garden of the house when he hears a certain nasally voice.

The book has 64-pages and every single one is illustrated by Don Seed, except for the next two that is. Unfortunately Frank’s pages, which are very similar to those he was producing for OiNK at the time, are reduced to fit in pictures of Neil (who played an exaggerated version of himself on the show) and Dawn Lodge as played by Andrea Arnold (now OBE).


“I was born ‘Francis Sidebottom’ on the 1st of the 4th at 11:37am. I know this because I was wearing my watch at the time and it has a little button to show the date and the month.”

Frank Sidebottom (Chris Sievey)

Andrea is now a filmmaker, has won an Academy Award, and more than one Jury Prize at Cannes as well. Amongst all of her other work she also directed all of the second season of Big Little Lies. As for Neil, alongside Art Attack I remember enjoying Finders Keepers and Motormouth as a kid, and his art was so good he even had to deny he was Banksy in 2020. Anyway, back to the star here.

This acts as an introduction to Frank for those who had seen him on the show and wanted to know more about him. It includes staples of his OiNK contributions such as Timperley (and its Post Office), Little Frank and his celebrity lifestyle. For the latter we get a superb reason why none of his celebrity friends ever seemed to visit him.

I love the volume he dares turn his music up to in his mum’s house when she’s not there and let’s not overlook that fantastic shed of his. This often featured in OiNK, he had his own TV show based around it and here we get a little list (he did like lists in OiNK) of the things he does in there. This leads on to the next spread in the book from Dawn, who has one or two ideas of her own.

Well, I say one or two…

I think this is a great follow up and it even mentions Little Frank in there too.

It was great to see two new Frank pages after getting to the end of OiNK’s regular run in October because, yes, I’m missing him already. The man behind the mask, Chris Sievey, gets a mention in the credits at the start of the book, although the four main cast members only get thanked so I’m assuming they didn’t write any of this themselves. Seeing as how they played fictional characters (or fictional versions of themselves) I guess there was no need to get them involved.


“You’re a mucky lot mankind, it’s time you grew up and started cleaning up after yourselves. Mother Nature’s got her work cut out coping with you as it is.”


There’s a large list of contributors with no indication of what each brought to the book, however it’s edited by Richard Morss who was a writer on the final two series (seven and eight) of No.73, the seventh being the one on TV when this book was released and the final to actually feature the house itself. The long list of contributors includes regular guests from the series such as animal experts and magicians etc. It was a varied show!

Unlike other Saturday morning programmes No.73 told ongoing storylines and character arcs over the course of each series which formed the backbone of everything else, even celebrity guest appearances were worked into these scripts rather than having straight interviews. There was even a fictional film company called Front Door Productions within the setting which was responsible for the sketches and video shoots spoofing whatever was popular at the time.

Long-time character Dawn helped out at the local vet’s and was a vegetarian, which was something not represented very well in the 80s, especially on children’s television. Her healthy lifestyle would be very on-trend today so you could say it was way ahead of its time. In fact, having someone follow an exercise routine and be a vegetarian was deemed so noteworthy we were treated to a day-in-the-life diary!

Kim Goody was, like Neil, playing an exaggerated version of herself on the show. Kim is a singer and songwriter, although the song she’d recorded at the time and talks about here (the show being a hopeful springboard to success) was a Tina Turner song and one I personally recognise as an Aswad and Ace of Base tune. It was not successful (as she candidly tells us here) despite her popularity with the viewers.

Nowadays, Kim has a composition and publishing company and owns Soho Square Studios, a post-production company. She’s married to former The Hollies band member Alan Coates and together they wrote the music for many BBC productions including those pounding BBC News scores. The final member of the team was Nick Staverson who played the character of Harry Stern, who I have absolutely no recollection of.

Harry appears the most throughout this book and seems to be a bit of a clichéd harmless idiot character. The actor portraying him doesn’t appear to have had as much success as the rest of the team, with his only real credits to date being No.73 itself, something called Fish Tank and a charity Telethon. He appears on this next spread with Neil and Dawn in one of the many pieces with an environmental or animal theme.

Alongside the spoofs of The A-Team and James Bond, the magicians, Frank Sidebottom, pop music, games and general chaos No.73 also drove home some important messages to its captive audience, messages which are sadly still needed just as much (if not more so) today. Watching No.73 was like watching several children’s shows at once and in particular during its Sandi years it was also incredibly funny and clever.

What’s here is an interesting snapshot of 80s children’s television in general

Obviously it’s been decades since I saw it; Saturday morning children’s magazine shows aren’t exactly repeat fodder. All I have to go on are my rose-tinted memories and this book. Judging by the book the variety had remained but the humour had changed after Sandi left. There’s none of the sarcasm and clever wit here that I remember, although when viewed as a variety programme what’s here is an interesting snapshot of 80s children’s television in general.

There could be moments when a book like this could feel very of its time, if you know what I mean. Thankfully, No.73 was created by a bunch of very nice people who seemed very progressive in how they lived their lives. So, the difference between Chinese astrology and that more often used in the UK being referred to as “theirs” and “ours” may make me cringe a little today but that’s literally the only time anything remotely like that happens in the whole book. It’s also a fun spread to read.

Anyone who knows me will know how much I love cats, so it’s a bit disappointing to find out that not only was I not born in a Year of the Cat, but that the animal would not suit me at all. I was pleased enough with being a snake… until I was called a skinflint! Oh, and if you’re wondering what all of the random words and phrases are along the bottom of every page, there’s a huge quiz at the back with so many answers they’re spread throughout the book, each one listed by their page rather than question number. It’s something a little different and that pretty much sums up No.73.

If you grew up with the programme I’d heartily recommend tracking down this book for a wonderful trip down memory lane. Its humour stands up well today, and while there are no comic strips I think a lot of it reads quite like OiNK, with its randomness, spoofs of more traditional children’s entertainment, digs at 80s culture and of course there’s a bit of Frank. This blog is all about reliving childhood favourites and this is as close as I can get with No.73. Reading this has been a blast.

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DEATH’S HEAD 2: KiLLER COMEDY

Well this is a turn up for the books, isn’t it? Previously guest starring in Dragon’s Claws #5 and being reconstructed beneath The ‘Pool of Greater Britain in 8162, where he’d been exiled by The Doctor when he bumped into him in the corridors of time, after disappearing from The Planet of Junk in 2007 where he helped the Autobots defeat the Chaos Bringer god Unicron (do keep up), ol’ Death’s Head is now the one welcoming the special guest stars to his own comic

You see, he’s been rebuilt by a Game team looking for revenge on Scavenger of Dragon’s Claws and as always business comes first, so up he pops in as characteristic a manner as ever. First though, don’t forget to subscribe to 12 issues of the comic that would only last for ten. Obviously Marvel UK had much bigger plans for their smaller US-sized comics. A sad reminder of that to kick things off with.

Alongside writer Simon Furman, penciller Bryan Hitch, letterer Annie Halfacree, colourist Nick Abadzis and editor Richard Starkings comes inker Dave Hine (Spawn, The Joker’s Asylum, Will Eisner’s The Spirit), who brings a completely different feel to proceedings, especially to any human characters who seem to emote more and have a rougher, harder edge to them. I approve. I still much prefer the original design of Death’s Head from Transformers though.

So the Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent has been sent to round up Scavenger rather than kill him, and deliver him to the Game team. The first half-dozen pages consist of their back and forth battle involving anything that comes to hand for Scavenger, including Scratch the dog! As ever, Death’s Head keeps his cool and even has time for the occasional quip before he finally overcomes his target.

When the rest of the team show up Dragon spots an “old friend” and they recover Scratch who leads them out into the wastelands towards the Chaney Maximum Security Prison, where criminals the World Development Council wanted to forget were sent. So forgotten were they that when an earthquake destroyed the prison the authorities didn’t attempt any rescue and just assumed all of those within had perished. They were wrong.

At this point we get a little insight into the past of Dragon and Scavenger, specifically how they first met. This was exciting to begin with for me as Scavenger is a favourite character and one I’d like to know more about, but I didn’t think we’d get the chance given the comic’s short lifespan. In the end though it’s pretty inconsequential, Dragon having his life saved seven years previous at the last moment by a silent Game player who disappeared just as quickly afterwards, Dragon vowing inwardly he’d recruit the stranger to the Claws next time they met.

Still, it’s interesting to have a flashback for these characters in this comic instead of their own. Death’s Head finds himself conflicted at this point. The Chain Gang had become agoraphobic from living underground for so long and they’d used Scavenger, a relatively new prisoner at the time, as their gopher to go and fetch food and supplies, tying an explosive device to his leg so he’d have to return. Eventually earning their trust, as soon as they removed the device Scavenger had legged it, and now the team has reconstructed the galaxy’s greatest bounty hunter (their words!) to recapture he who had betrayed them.

Death’s Head knows he’d have done exactly the same thing in Scavenger’s case, but money is money and a contract is a contract. However, such distaste does he have for this situation he’s set a timer counting down to the very second said contract expires. It’s at this point, while he’s lamenting his situation, that he meets the technical whizz who recreated him from his scrap parts, and co-star of the strip advert for the comic, Spratt.

Of course we know from the marketing that Spratt will end up working with Death’s Head so it’s interesting to see how this relationship starts. Spratt is basically brushed aside, despite his obvious intelligence and technical abilities. The “eyes on the back of my head” line will come back to haunt our anti-hero before this issue is over, but at this point in the story there’s no indication of how they’ll end up together. I like the build up.

Scavenger’s teammates then turn up and basically all hell breaks loose. As you’d expect, really. But that doesn’t mean the humour has been forgotten about, not even for one page, as Steel finds out in a rather painful way. With the clock counting down on his wrist, Death’s Head even surprises himself with what he’s thinking while he fights.

He finds himself respecting Dragon, something that simply hasn’t happened with a human before. Not that he takes it easy on him of course. Nope, he’s still under contract for another nine seconds and will continue to fight just as hard until that time runs out. Meanwhile, the leader of The Chain Gang, Fox, chases Scavenger through the crumbling prison. However, his wish to kill clouds his judgement and he doesn’t realise that Scavenger isn’t really running away from him.

He’s being deliberately led somewhere but his prey is very convincingly playing the desperate victim, right up until he jumps on Fox, wrapping his whole body around his head and obscuring his vision. It’s all been a ruse and suddenly Fox finds himself in the most terrifying of places. It’s not the prison itself nor the earthquake damaged cells ready to collapse and kill everyone at any moment. No, now he finds himself outside.

Inside, our two title characters are still fighting and Dragon is taking quite a bit of punishment when, with his spiked metal ball raised to come down hard on Dragon’s head, Death’s Head checks his wrist and just stops. Walking away, he apologises for the fight lasting longer than it should’ve and blames his timer for running slow!

It really is the only way this fight could’ve ended; neither of these two could actually win anymore, they’re heroes of their own comics after all. In fact, as the authorities arrive to clean up and arrest The Chain Gang, Dragon looks up and sees Death’s Head looking down from a hill nearby… and waves. This sight of mutual respect has me wishing both these comics had lasted longer because I would’ve loved to have seen these two slowly become friends and even work together at some point.

As for the story itself, Scavenger insists Fox is treated with leniency as he was just looking out for the community he cared for but had just gone about it the wrong way. It all ends with Spratt being the first person to ever sneak up on Death’s Head, and probably the first to offer to be his partner. After all, the mechanoid is from a different time and doesn’t know this world, so Spratt offers to help him with that while handling the business side of things. He’s a free man now and knows a good thing when he sees it. Death’s Head refuses and walks off… then the chapter ends with Spratt following anyway and continuing to talk about his proposition. To which Death’s Head merely sighs. And the reader laughs.

A couple of Marvel UK adverts round off the issue. The first is for Dragon’s Claws and uses the excellent Dave Gibbons cover from the current issue, while the other advert is somewhat more cryptic. For a comic that wouldn’t even turn up until June of the following year, six months hence, Marvel UK were certainly playing the long game here.

I remember this particular promo appearing in The Real Ghostbusters and Transformers comics week after week, month after month. Even at that young age I began thinking, “Enough already, just tell us more!” The Sleeze Brothers, namely El Ape and Deadbeat would follow Death’s Head into the pages of Doctor Who Magazine first but that wouldn’t even be until March. I guess you’ll just have to wait until then to find out more… because yes, The Sleeze Brothers will be joining the OiNK Blog in 2024.

For just the second time we come to the end of an issue of Death’s Head and I really like the fact all of the pieces have taken a couple of issues to put in place. Actually, I’m looking forward to seeing how Death’s Head’s and Spratt’s partnership works out, so I suppose everything isn’t quite set yet. While this and Dragon’s Claws are very natural sister publications, this one is definitely a lot funnier and lighter, despite its title character’s name and job! Great fun so far. The next review will be after the festive season (right after it in fact) so come back to kick off the New Year in style on Sunday 7th January 2024.

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DRAGON’S CLAWS #7: NO MERCY!

As I mentioned last month the cover for this issue of Dragon’s Claws caught my eye. Finally, I’ve been able to take a closer look at the first guest artist cover and it’s none other than Dave Gibbons. Dave’s work has featured on the blog before, namely in the hilarious Superhero’s Day Off in OiNK, written by Lew Stringer which lampooned the comics Dave would draw. This is a great Dragon’s Claws cover, but does the inside match up to this first impression?

The Fastfax catches us up on the secondary plot from last issue which spills over to become our main story this month, with Mercy stopping herself from falling to certain death by grabbing a power line, nearly dislocating her shoulder and ploughing through a barber shop window! The Fastfax sums up the whole “criminals who operate about the law” Knight Rider-esque vibe of the people she used to hunt and who her copycat is now killing.

We also get a quick introduction to the L.W.J., the League of World Justice which is investigating the World Development Council, the organisation behind The Game and the bosses of N.U.R.S.E. Will the LWJ prove to be just as corrupt in this future Earth of 8162? Will we find out more in the next three months?

For now, Mercy is not as down-and-out as we think as she springs back up to confront her copycat, Scourge.

Simon Furman is paying homage to the Marvel UK series that made him

Hmm, last month in Dragon’s fact-file a previous Claws member was called ’Megaton’ and now this lady is called Scourge. I don’t think these are coincidences somehow, so either writer Simon Furman can’t think of any new names or he’s paying homage to the Marvel UK series that made him, namely The Transformers. Clearly, I think it’s the latter.

Scourge is hunting a villain named Judden, a small, fat slimy guy who reminds me a bit of Penguin. He was cleared of all charges but Scourge is convinced the system is corrupt and that he bought his freedom. (Now we know the Fastfax was laying some groundwork.) Interestingly, it’s never revealed if he’s innocent or not. Perhaps it was to be picked up on in a later issue but his story isn’t the point here.

Scourge is very much a mirror image of Mercy before she accidentally killed an innocent woman and joined the Claws, now fighting from the right side of the law. Scourge even carries the same Black Dagger symbol Mercy used. Meanwhile, while assessing the mess at Dragon’s farm in Norwich, Stenson mentions someone called ‘Matron’ for the first time, giving the smallest of clues to the real boss.

Scavenger’s mutt also gets an easier name to roll off the tongue than ‘Lady Killer’. Scratch will end up playing an important role in this issue’s story, more important than any of the other male members of the team. Then a couple of pages later we catch a glimpse of this Matron person and how the all-important Stenson is really nothing more than another gopher, another cog in the machine.

It’s all very cloak and dagger and I hope we have time over the next three months to get some answers. Having the head of N.U.R.S.E. called ‘Matron’ and wearing what appears to be a nurse-like hat behind the shadows has me intrigued as to the real nature of this organisation. Obviously the Claws are key to her plans but what is this empire she’s built up? What is N.U.R.S.E. really? What do they control already?

Mercy easily tracks Scourge down to the roof of a shopping mall as she’s basically living Mercy’s earlier life. Knowing she’d need a place just like this to rest, recuperate and stash weapons, Mercy reveals she killed an innocent woman during her revenge spree, that she’d become a murderous menace just like those she was fighting against. But it falls on deaf ears as Scourge is just as entrenched in her vendetta as Mercy was.

Accusing Mercy of being brainwashed a fight ensues and once again our heroine finds herself falling off another tall building. At least this time the landing is much easier on her. Meanwhile, the “guest” referred to is Ambassador Golding of the W.D.C., who Dragon’s Claws rescued from a rebel group gone rogue in #4. Back then he got to speak to the group and Dragon promised him he had a lot more to find out.

It appears he’s done so. He tells Stenson while inspecting the Claws’ HQ that N.U.R.S.E.’s independence has come into question, that there are fears of the Game team being misused against their knowledge and he demands to meet Matron. Stenson objects but then Deller pops up for the first time after last issue’s shoot-out, ready and willing to be questioned. I’m finding all of this particularly fascinating but for now it’s just ticking over until it can be addressed further in an upcoming issue (I hope).

Back to the action and the object of Scourge’s revenge is having a night out at a club so the Claws are assigned to undercover protection detail, although Dragon’s more concerned about the whereabouts of Mercy and why she didn’t talk to the team about what’s going on. Distracted, they miss Scourge, who’s easily able to identify the team in their weak disguises and sets off the fire alarms with a smoke bomb.

Among the chaotic evacuation she grabs Mister Judden and takes him to a back corridor to force him to confess to some previous killings. Adamant that he’s innocent, Scourge doesn’t care, she wants a confession to justify what she’s about to do. As I said, we don’t find out if he’s innocent or not but that’s not the point, judgement has come first and the evidence will bend to it rather than the other way around.

After this page comes my only disappointment with this chapter when the final confrontation isn’t even seen! Although, story-wise, I can understand why the fight between Mercy and Scourge happens off-camera (as the phrase goes) it still feels like an anti-climax. The Claws come to her rescue to find Judden saved but Scourge lying dead. Mercy just tells Dragon she’s faced some of her own demons that day and walks off. As she leaves a confused Dragon turns to Steel who simply says, “There but for the grace of God”, pointing out how Mercy could’ve shot to wound.

Mercy’s fact-file essentially ruins all of the drama surrounding the character

A cliffhanger involving the return of a newly assembled Evil Dead takes second place to this temporary (I hope only temporary) end to Mercy’s development as the most interesting of the Dragon’s Claws team. It has expertly answered some questions and opened her up a bit while at the same time leaving plenty of mysteries (and adding new ones) to solve in the future. That is, until we come to the next page in the comic which somewhat ruins that brilliantly written ending.

Mercy is the star of this month’s fact-file and while it starts off with some interesting background, such as her father being of Irish descent and the tragic loss of her mother to cystic fibrosis, it goes into far too much of her own mysterious background which I’ve enjoyed being drip fed in these past two issues, essentially ruining all of the drama surrounding the character. In fact, by the time I finished this page it felt like there were no more mysteries to be discovered!

This feels like a very strange thing for the comic to do. Why give the game away for so much of her character in an extra page separate from the strip? Maybe as a kid I’d have enjoyed getting these insights but all I can think of now is that the intrigue is completely gone. Not through intelligent, enjoyable storytelling like the other characters either, but in a chunk of text instead. It’d also mean any graphic novel reprint would most likely leave readers unaware of these details. Strange, indeed.

On the letters page a reader asks how Digit ended up with a computer instead of a human brain and the answer given is that this will form the basis of a future storyline. Seems rather unfair on Mercy to be honest, unless of course a future Digit fact-file spoils this for us too. Anyway, not wishing to end on a sour note I’ll leave the final words to Mercy who got the whole back page to herself as a nice extra and tell you that the date for the review of Dragon’s Claws #8 will be Sunday 7th January 2024.

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CHRiSTMAS COVERS: FESTiVE FUN

When I was a kid most of my comics were fortnightly so their Christmas editions arrived very close to the Big Day itself, complete with snowy logos and cheery happenings on the cover. It always felt like extra effort went into the creation of these special editions, and reading them just days before the annuals arrived from Santa was guaranteed to raise already high levels of excitement even further.

The classic Christmas comics covered so far had that same effect on me even as an adult. So I decided I wanted to do something a bit special this year with all of the seasonal covers in my collection, and to do it right at the beginning of December to kick off the excitement on the blog this year. Below you’ll find a smorgasbord of festive fun from four comics titles I’ve already covered, one I’ve been reading for the blog’s Instagram for seven years(!), another I’m reading annually, a popular title I’m still in the collecting stage of and, for the first time, I’ll reveal one of the new real time read throughs beginning in 2024 by showing you its two Christmas covers!

That’s 21 covers altogether. “Holidays Are Coming!”

Of course we have to kick things off with the blog’s namesake, don’t we? My very favourite comic had two special issues for my very favourite time of the year. A great spoof of our family’s traditional Christmas TV magazine (which I still buy in December) or a hilarious Ian Jackson cover, which is the best? The second of these issues is my favourite regular issue of OiNK out of its whole 68-issue run, so that particular cover always makes me smile the most.

With the New Year holiday named HOGmanay in Scotland it’d be rude not to do a themed issue in a comic called OiNK for that part of the season. Both of these celebratory issues are also some of the best the team ever produced, with covers by the legendary John Geering and Les ‘Lezz’ Barton respectively. In fact, #43 and #44 form the final two issues of what I personally saw as OiNK’s Golden Age, a run of pretty perfect comics which also included The OiNK! Book 1988.

Super Naturals’ Christmas issue is one of my favourites from this whole blog experience

There’s nothing quite like a good Christmas ghost story. So, when I began collecting Fleetway’s Super Naturals comic for the blog (after only having owned the first and last issues as a kid) I was thrilled to not only see #5 was a special Christmas issue but that it also had a simply joyous, painted Ian Kennedy cover. Inside, the team really went for the spirit of the season, with even the ongoing serials containing themes and plots centred around Christmas. My favourite issue of the run and one of my favourite issues from this whole blog experience.

By coincidence, a year later it was also #5 of Super Naturals editor Barrie Tomlinson’s Wildcat that fell at the right time, with a somewhat memorable front page! With its ongoing serials set upon the surface of a distant world as we searched for a new home planet it was left up to the complete anthology story to tell a tale on board the Wildcat spacecraft itself which, yes, did include that image from the cover. Even more surprisingly it actually explained it!

At the time of writing this post those are all of the Christmas comics I’ve covered as part of real time read throughs on the blog so far. However, over on the Instagram account for over seven years I’ve been patiently reading Marvel UK’s superlative Transformers comic. I’m actually reaching its conclusion very soon, in January 2024. In its last December the issue on sale over Christmas was the penultimate edition so it didn’t take a break from the ongoing story for a Christmas special, meaning I’ve read all of its seasonal issues.


It’s Christmas!
“So what?”

Starscream

In fact, it was a particularly Christmassy Winter Special that began my lifelong love of the Cybertronians. By 1988 I’d enjoyed many episodes of the cartoon and owned a few of the videos so when I fell ill my mum bought me a comic to cheer me up. That comic was Transformers Collected Comics 11. It contained three reprinted Christmas stories and I loved every page! It was a revelation compared to the cartoon. Within a few days I had a regular order at the newsagent and 35 years later I’m first in line at the cinema every few years and have been enjoying Image Comic’s brand new series (which began just a few months ago).

That earliest issue from the comic’s first year may only pay lip service to the festivities on the cover but as you can see from then on they celebrated with some of the most fun issues they ever produced. There’s snow or holly on a couple of the logos and even Optimus Prime dressed as Santa which, much like Wildcat, is actually explained in the story and isn’t just a cover image. Although they play up to that with the next year’s Christmas card image of Galvatron, who wasn’t inside.

The issue with all the snow was actually one of my first issues back at the time. It was doubly exciting for me because it was a special issue for Christmas and had one of the toys I received that year on the cover (Slapdash, the one on the left). The celebratory 250th issue fell on just the right date and as the comic surpassed an incredible 300 editions former letter answerer Dreadwind hilariously had to answer to the ghosts of the past, present and future Transformers to hold that post.

Thirty-five years ago I very gratefully received The Book Comic Book 1988 for Christmas (reviewed just three days ago) and was thrilled to suddenly see a new fortnightly baring the same ‘Big Comic’ brand during the following summer. I just had to track down this fondly remembered issue for this post. Of course, the cover was a reprint too, reworked from #35 of Jackpot. Big Comic never felt like a random selection of reprints but rather a properly curated collection that made each issue unique. It even had a special Leo Baxendale issue. Its Christmas specials were similarly packed with related material.

Next to it is the second Christmas edition of Marvel UK’s Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, one of two issues I’ve kept all these years and for a very personal reason. Namely, it was the first time young me saw his name in print when my drawing of Thomas, Gordon and Percy with Santa hats was published inside. I can still remember that moment of excitement upon turning the page that year. If you want to see it, you can check out the Thomas retrospective (marking an incredible 800 issues), the link to it and all of the issues featured here can be found at the bottom of this post.

I’ve also written a five-part series about my top Christmas comics for former Marvel UK editor John Freeman’s Down the Tubes website

Moving on to a comic I wrote about for the 33rd anniversary of its first issue. I enjoyed that so much I committed to covering the comic in some fashion in the future. However, with over 190 issues to collect first it’s going to take a while. (Remember, these cost money!) What I can show you now are the first three years of festive fun. Taking advantage of its weekly schedule, The Real Ghostbusters had two celebratory issues every year, one for Christmas and one for the New Year, as you can see below.

With at least three stories (two strip and one prose) every issue we were treated to a couple of themed stories and of course Slimer’s humour strip would also join in. One of the New Year issues also contained the results of a reader survey told in comic strip form, complete with the winners at Marvel UK meeting the characters on stage!

I promised at the top of this post I’d be introducing one of 2024’s brand new real time read throughs with a preview of its two Christmas covers. It’s time to reveal the title that will finally be keeping Jurassic Park company in the Dark Horse International drop-down menu. It’s not one you’d expect to have a nice, cheerful Christmassy cover… and you’d be right. They’re not exactly the usual fluffy fare.

With the strips all being imports from the US, split into ongoing serials, I doubt there are any stories inside to match the covers but this is one of those rare occasions when covers not correlating to the contents doesn’t annoy me. The fact Aliens of all things marked the season at all (and with funny headlines to boot) is brilliant as far as I’m concerned. All of the Aliens issues I’m covering have arrived and I’m eager to start reading them next year. Listen out for the motion tracker bleeps in May 2024.

There we go, my look at all of the Christmas covers currently residing in my classic comics collection. Writing this has me wanting to read them all over again. Well, the ones I’ve already featured anyway, the last two titles will have to wait until it’s their time, that’s the rule of the blog after all.

I’ve also written a five-part series about my top Christmas comics for former Marvel UK editor John Freeman’s Down the Tubes for this festive season. Below you can see the banner John created for the series (Smudge the cat is becoming very famous these days) and links to the five individual posts from fifth place to my top Christmas comic.

No.5 – No.4 – No.3 – No.2 – No.1

If you’d like to share any of your own favourite Christmas comic memories I’ll eagerly await your stories on Instagram, Threads and Facebook.

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CHRiSTMAS 2023

BiG COMiC BOOK 1988: TOME FOR CHRiSTMAS

I may have covered the first in this series of giant tomes last Christmas but as a kid this volume was the first time I discovered Big Comic. This book would also lead to the release of Big Comic Fortnightly in June 1988 which I also collected for a couple of years. Christmas 1987 was the first year I received my own comic annuals and I’ll admit it was a while before I read this that festive season because I’d also received The OiNK! Book 1988! Eventually I sat down with what felt like a humongous read at that age and got stuck in.

Once again it sticks to IPC Magazine‘s (taken over by Fleetway Publications) Buster, Whizzer and Chips and Whoopee comics but it was all brand new to me. I’d been collecting OiNK for over a year by this point, a title that often took the hand out of these older comics. However, Big Comic Book 1988 contained a feast of goodies and plenty were still hitting the mark, producing enough smiles for me to see it all the way to the end over the New Year. There’s definitely a marked improvement over the choice of strips compared to last year’s book. With the hindsight of reading this in 2023 more of it holds up to the passage of time too.

I’d say let’s dive right in but that might be too on the nose given my first highlight. Yes, it’s the same as last year and probably will be again next year. Gums was always a favourite in these books and the fortnightly comic, so chances were John Geering‘s strip from Monster Fun and Buster was always going to get included here. Like last year (and as with other characters) he’s in the book several times but this one stood out for me. As obsessed with sharks as I am I’m used to documentaries, books or even Instagram accounts detailing how preparations are made behind the camera when filming these wonderful creatures, but we humans aren’t the only ones who have preparations to make.

What a fun start! Another character I always enjoyed was Toy Boy from the late, great Terry Bave. Appearing originally in Whoopee then Buster from 1985 onwards, it surprises me to find out we never knew his name. Obsessed with playthings of any kind whatsoever he’d often frustrate his well-meaning parents when toys got in the way of their day-to-day lives, or his playing about stopped him from doing something important. Sometimes the toys would help though, so we never knew how the strip was going to go.

OiNK writer Graham Exton wasn’t exactly a big fan of “that bloody snake”

Such is the case with this next highlight. Terry’s art style is just lovely and instantly recognisable from the round faces of all his characters. It’s sad to think he’s no longer with us. He was also one of the few whose signature appeared in these comics at a time when this was frowned upon by the publishers.

OiNK writer Graham Exton wasn’t exactly a big fan of writing for this next character (“That bloody snake”). According to Graham and others I’ve spoken to, Sid’s Snake was often used by the Whizzer & Chips editors as a testing ground for new writers. It was assigned to them to prove their capabilities and hone their skills before moving on to other characters or comics. Drawn by the renowned Mike Lacey, whose work I particularly loved from the covers of each issue of Funny Fortnightly (reprints of his Krazy covers), Sid’s Snake could be very hit and miss.

This could be because the writer kept changing, or maybe it’s simply a difficult idea to get a consistent gag out of. What it always was though, was simple, inoffensive fun and at least in this instance very definitely smile-worthy. I can remember very little from the character in the pages of Big Comic Fortnightly, so this one stood out as something a bit more memorable and funnier than usual.

Another Mike Lacey highlight is up next in the form of Shiner, also from the pages of Whizzer & Chips, first appearing way back in the second issue. However, even being the leader of the Chip-ites (the characters from the inner ‘Chips’ part of the comic) wasn’t enough to see him move to the pages of Buster when his comic folded in 1990. Shiner was an amateur boxer whose mother disapproved of his interest and she was constantly trying to stop her son from getting injured.

That doesn’t sound like a bad thing and it’s why I particularly liked this entry in the series. In this story he would’ve gotten away with it but ends up in a rather worse state than he was in the first place, and all thanks to his mum! Elsewhere on the blog make sure you check out a clever and very funny Buster strip written by Mark Bennington and drawn by Mike in one of the first issues after the OiNK merge.

X-Ray Specs used to be a favourite of mine in the regular reprint comic. He stood out for a couple of reasons. The first was the most obvious: those glasses. These were the unique selling point for the character; a pair of super-powered glasses which could see through anything, although somehow used to various levels of strength. For example, sometimes he used them to see through whole walls, sometimes just the contents of a person’s pockets.

These were paired up with a character who could use them for feel good endings like catching burglars and cheats etc. but also for his own selfish reasons, which was always funny. In the hands of a lesser creative team it could easily have become a very predictable strip but Ray could often surprise us. Below is a good example of what drew me to his pages before many others in these books. Once more we’ve got some Mike Lacey art to enjoy too.

My next choice is a character who appeared in the very first edition of Cheeky Weekly, later making the move to Whoopee! She was drawn by a favourite OiNK contributor, fellow Northern Ireland native Ian Knox (Roger Rental, He’s Completely Mental). Robot Granny was a state-of-the-art mechanical person originally crafted in top secret by a mysterious team of inventors. However, people were quite scared of how it looked, so in order to keep it secret and fit in with humans it was disguised as a little old lady.  The strip started life as ‘Six Million Dollar Gran‘ so no prizes for guessing the influence here.

It was later renamed again as Gran’s Gang, however here the reprints are from the middle years of the strip and tell the tales of how this seemingly innocent and quiet retiree is just trying to fit in with her much younger friends. I’ve yet to read any of her stories that don’t raise a big smile. That might be because she somehow reminds me of my own late nanny, who always seemed to have so much more energy than all of us kids when we were younger. The strip may be far-fetched but it rekindled some lovely personal memories and that’s another reason I’m including her here.

Granny’s stablemate from Cheeky Weekly and Whoopee! comics, Mustapha Mi££ion also has a handful of strips in this book. He made a further transition to Whizzer & Chips too when Whoopee! folded, such was his popularity.  Having discovered oil, making him and his father extremely wealthy, his dad sent him to the UK for his education and supplied him with a mansion, land and staff to keep him occupied. Originally drawn by the legendary Reg Partlett, the early stories had him desperately trying to fit in and often misinterpreting the needs of others, going far beyond what was actually needed because he had the wealth to do so.

Joe McCaffrey soon took over and his strips are reprinted here. In these stories Mustapha was the opposite of all the filthy rich kids we’d normally find in our comics; he was kind hearted, playful and would do anything for his friends. I do mean anything. Nothing was too much for this young boy as far as treating his friends was concerned. Most importantly, it never felt like they were taking advantage of him; they were always shown enjoying his company whether he was being extravagant or not. But of course the strip had to have the indulgence, that was the whole point and in the McCaffrey years it was all about Mustapha simply having fun.

After he moved to Whizzer & Chips, Frank McDiarmid took over and apparently (I’ve never read them) there wasn’t always a happy ending. From what I’ve found out, sometimes Mustapha would do things with his wealth that would annoy his friends at the end of the stories, but for me the boy in the strip above is the one I know and love to this day.

The final selection from the 1988 book I have for you took two strips with two main characters each and merged them together into the mouthful of (deep breath) Ivor Lott and Tony Broke with Milly O’Naire and Penny Less. The two male characters started off in the pages of Cor! comic, eventually making the shift into Buster (everyone seemed to at some stage), while the two young ladies ended up in the same comic after making the transition from Jackpot in 1982.  The girls may have left again in 1987 but Ivor and Tony stayed put and would cling on all the way through to the final Buster in the year 2000. Despite the final years being all reprint material, that’s still an incredible 30 year lifespan for their strip.

It looks the part on any book shelf rather than a pile of comics in a cupboard somewhere

Originally brought to the page by Reg Partlett, it was Sid Burgon who nurtured them throughout the years and it’s his work you can see below. When reading up on these characters I was surprised to find out they started off very differently. Originally Tony Broke was a very bitter young boy and Ivor Lott would get away with all manner of mischief simply thanks to having lots of money. That doesn’t feel right to me so I’m happy they changed into the characters we have here, where Ivor would come a cropper from showing off his spoilt lifestyle, while upbeat and lovable Tony would always show us that money can’t buy happiness. 

This particular strip of theirs stood out for inclusion on this blog. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out why.

I know there are an awful lot of characters I haven’t featured but there’s simply not enough space to show them all. I was able to pick up this huge book on eBay for about a fiver and that can only be described as a bargain. The 1988 book seems to pop up the most so you shouldn’t really have any difficulties in tracking it down. While last year’s book was really enjoyable I’d opt for this one over it. It feels like a more considered selection, the strips complimenting each other that little bit better. Or it could be because I’ve a personal fondness for this volume.

Whatever the reason for my recommendation it’s a great book and reads well even today. For a ‘Best Of’ collection of some classic comics you can’t do better than this one. 256 pages with an impressive hardback cover, it also looks the part on any book shelf rather than a pile of comics in a cupboard somewhere. Whether it’s for yourself or as a perfect surprise gift for a comics fan in your life, you really should check out The Big Comic Book 1988.

1987 BOOK < > 1989 BOOK

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