So here it is, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone out there.
I hope you’re all ready for a day of feasting, gifting, a little morning tipple (followed unironically by Schloer at dinner time) and maybe even a giggle along with The OiNK! Book 1989 here on the blog tomorrow, or the last Transformers Annual as we wrap up the epic seven-year real time read through over on the blog’s Instagram.
Whether it’s a big celebratory day or a quiet one in the comfort of your own home, may your day be merry and bright. May you enjoy your Christmas Day as much as Smudge seems to enjoy my Sonic the Hedgehog Christmas jumper whenever I go to visit him. Have a great one everyone and thank you so much for all of your support all year!
I can remember my disappointment the first time I saw this full-page advert for the second OiNK! Book. Why was it 16 pages less than the previous year’s? The wonderful J.T. Dogg cover softened the blow though. When I saw it in the shops as a kid it felt very light in my hands, the glossier yet thinner paper and the page count made it feel more like a Holiday Special than a sequel to the best edition of OiNK ever. However, come that Christmas season when I finally got to read it any reservations I had soon evaporated.
It certainly stands out on this back page advert from the final edition of the comic, doesn’t it? The finished book’s logo colours would be swapped around and it’d stand out even more, as you can see in the image at the very top of the post. It’s a very different book from last year and focusses on larger strips for some of our favourite characters. So, in the review this Christmas Day expect a crossover event between Pete Throb and Pigswilla, the return of Ham Dare and a simply enormous Burp strip as The Smelly Alien From Outer Space makes a long-awaited return (in a story that taught me something about growing up, believe it or not).
In three days, crack open that once-a-year-socially-acceptable-in-the-morning booze and have a chuckle along with highlights from “Britain’s Craziest Comic Book”, The OiNK! Book 1989.
By the time this second Knight Rider Annual was being written the team had had more of a chance to become acquainted with the series and it shows. Don’t get me wrong, the previous book was a fun read with some simply beautiful David Lloyd artwork and writer Steve Moore had nailed the early characterisations of both Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. from the pilot movie. However, this year the stories definitely benefited from the broadcast of more episodes. K.I.T.T.’s capabilities have also been expanded andMichael feels more rounded.
Released in the summer of 1984 for that festive season, this annual is set during the second season of the show. In the UK, where programmes would normally begin airing about six months after the US back in the 80s, Knight Rider had proven to be such a phenomenal success for ITV that they broke with that tradition, moving straight on to season two the week after season one finished. So Steve and David had a wealth of episodes to work from and as a result there’s a different feel to this book. Let’s begin and I’ll show you what I mean.
This year’s origins feature focuses on Wilton Knight, the millionaire philanthropist who created Knight Industries and its F.L.A.G. (Foundation for Law and Government) division, who saved Michael from certain death before passing away himself in the pilot movie. Wilton was played so memorably by Richard Basehart (Moby Dick, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, La Strada) his commanding vocals were heard every week in the opening credits. The feature tracks his history back to World War 2 and the origins of that famous “criminals who operate above the law” line.
It’s also the first time it’s confirmed that it was cancer that killed him, though it was implied in the pilot movie. Apart from continuing to misspell Devon Miles’ name as ‘Deven’ this is a flawless introduction to the show and with all of the extra information it’s something fans should hunt out the book for. After Devon’s immigration into the US we find out there were flaws with how F.L.A.G. operated at the beginning. Remaining inside the same rules the criminals flouted was leading nowhere, so from the late 1970s research into a new project began, which would eventually lead to K.I.T.T.
It’s a brilliant start and benefits from extra research into the background of the series’ story. So it’s weird that the first strip, Beware of Imitations, is a rip off of a very popular story from the TV show. In the programme, K.A.R.R. was the prototype for K.I.T.T. However, while K.I.T.T.’s primary directive was the preservation of human life, K.A.R.R.’s was self-preservation (originally thought to be the best way to protect the driver). Here, we’ve got another ‘twin’ for the supercar. There’s a wonderfully atmospheric first page but then it boils down to a new female version of K.I.T.T. being prepared in record time, completely contradicting the introductory feature on the previous pages.
There are mentions made of the shortcuts taken and the fact only the nose of the car is armoured, but seeing it turbo boost etc. makes it seem like K.I.T.T. (and by extension K.A.R.R.) isn’t all that special after all. It’s not even all that fun, other than the solution to stopping the car is K.I.T.T. landing a turbo boost on top of it! Beautiful artwork from David Lloyd again though, with loads of fast action and big, impactful panels of destruction at the hands (tyres?) of the female car.
The first prose story is called Games People Play and involves industrial espionage in the video game industry, something else we’d have seen in the series by this point. However the episode in question, Nobody Does It Better, wouldn’t have aired when this was written so it’s more of a coincidence. Also, back in 1984 the video game explosion was in full force and it was a subject ripe for this hi-tech TV show.
The mission seems simple enough to begin with. Michael needs to protect Dr. Lesley Kelly, a gaming company’s lead engineer until she can complete the first build of their next hit title after some failed kidnap attempts. Michael is instantly attracted to Dr. Kelly but Lesley makes it crystal clear the feeling isn’t reciprocated, but she warms to K.I.T.T., speaking to him on a level footing and adding an enjoyable character dynamic between the three of them.
There are lots of little clues for the reader to pick up on before the big reveal of what’s really going on. It’s just a shame the person behind it all is revealed to be awfully similar to that of the aforementioned episode, an unfortunate coincidence in this case because viewers will see the shock ending coming a mile off. This doesn’t make it any less enjoyable though, with Michael resorting to stealthy tactics to protect someone who doesn’t want his protection, K.I.T.T. delivering some killer lines and it all comes to a climax below a frozen lake! It’s a scene the series simply wouldn’t have had the budget to handle properly and is exactly the kind of story these books are perfect for.
Back in the 1980s we had to rely on magazines to keep us abreast of the latest news about our TV shows or to find out more about our favourite celebrities. One such title was Look-In, the ‘Junior TV Times‘ mentioned in the previous Knight Rider Annual review. Alongside the weekly strip there’d be occasional interviews and features about the show, as well as full-page photographs of its stars, automotive and otherwise, which this second annual has in abundance. That’s right, cue some very 80s pin-ups.
Other such pages include photos of Rebecca Holden (who played K.I.T.T.’s Cyber Technician April Curtis in season two) on a cross trainer in her living room and Michael Knight himself David Hasselhoff in his running gear. Clearly the team behind the annual believed the teen audience wouldn’t appreciate some photos of the superb Edward Mulhare and leaving out K.I.T.T. seems criminal! It feels like the book is trying to appeal both to the readers keen for action stories as well as those who’d buy Look-In for the attractive celebrities inside.
While I wouldn’t have had any interest in cutting these out, this shift in focus from the first annual does bring something else Look-In was great at. In here are two brilliant interviews with none other than The Hoff and Rebecca themselves. Quite the scoop. In A Knight and His Damsel David talks about his relationship with fiancée Catherine Hickland who played Stephanie Mason, the fiancé to Michael Long before he died and was reborn with a new life and identity. She’d appear in a trilogy of episodes across the four seasons, including the episode that would act as the finale. As such it’s strange her guest role isn’t mentioned at all here.
But what is here is fascinating, telling the story of David’s rise to stardom, the tragic loss of his agent, how he and Catherine met and how she kept his feet firmly planted on the ground, especially when Knight Rider took off. There are even some funny anecdotes about Catherine’s reactions to the times David would do some of his own stunts, such as high speed driving or even hanging from a helicopter. Just as an aside, the couple married at the end of season two, their wedding day reproduced for that final episode in season four. They then divorced a few years later and in 1992 Catherine went on to marry an actor by the name of Michael E. Knight!
Anyway, back to the book.
“Cathy gets mad when [female fans] approach me in the street and I can’t blame her. These women tell me they think I’m gorgeous or something like that and invite me home… right in front of her. I tell them that Cathy is my fiancée but it doesn’t put them off.”
David Hasselhoff
This next feature was a very pleasant surprise. I’ve bought quite a few Knight Rider books in my time, mostly fan-written and while some of them are great they’re usually quite light on depth, offering up nuggets of information episode-by-episode gleaned from obviously much longer interviews. I long for a book with plenty of in-depth discussions with the writers, cast and crew which doesn’t feel the need to break it down like that. So you can imagine my joy when I came across five garishly coloured pink pages and a proper, lengthy interview with Rebecca Holden.
Despite having the ever-so-80s and cringeworthy subtitle of ‘The Beauty With Brains’ it’s a great read covering Rebecca’s past, her family life and her career. She talks at length about what it was like to work on Knight Rider, especially coming on to an already established show and replacing a popular character. Most interestingly, or perhaps frustratingly for fans of April, we find out some plans the producers had for the character in later years, but of course this was her only season, with Bonnie returning in season three.
It’s clear Rebecca was incredibly proud of the character she portrayed and was looking forward to developing April more, emphasising how rare it was for a strong female character to feature as a regular in a series like this at the time. Certainly, the show explored April’s character more in one year than in all three seasons with Bonnie and while the latter will forever be a fan favourite, I’ve a soft spot for April. I think that has a lot to do with Rebecca herself and her ability to switch naturally between the technical, the dramatic and genuinely funny moments in an instant.
Talking about what the fans wanted, as I touched upon last year it’s hard to describe to those raised in a world of the internet just how exciting it was for us to see photos of K.I.T.T. It was a huge selling point for any magazines which featured him, such was the pull of the show and of this car. If you didn’t have a VCR you’d see the show once a week and that was it, so you relied on books and magazines to get your fix. I remember at some point during the four years Knight Rider was on we got our first VCR and a year or so later for Christmas Santa Claus brought me my very own 3-hour blank VHS cassette. I was so excited! It meant I could now record and rewatch Michael and K.I.T.T. over and over and over again.
All this made features based around him even more exciting, even if he only got three pages to himself this year. What we do get is a fun little look into how his personality changed over the first and second seasons, a more accurate representation of his capabilities and limitations compared to the previous annual, as well as the physical gadgets of the car in which he resides (such as Turbo Boost etc). Although, it’s a bit of a stretch to say he “is also self-repairing, and rarely has to go into one of F.L.A.G.’s garages for servicing”. While this sounds more in line with the 2008 sequel series, it’s actually a reference to his ability to self-diagnose, a highly advanced feature of high-level computers at the time.
Back to the fiction and prose story Bandit Queen is another standout. The fictional Central American Republic of Havamala has been at war for a while now, the government and guerrillas pretty evenly matched and neither side making headway. The once beautiful country has been devastated by battles and Melanie Black, the ‘Bandit Queen’ has used this as the perfect cover. Originally pretending to be on the side of the guerrillas, they disowned her after discovering she’s wanted in the US for armed robbery, murder and terrorist offences. With no hope of official extraction in the middle of a war, Michael and K.I.T.T. find themselves crossing into this dangerous land to find Black and bring her back to America for trial.
Straight away the dialogue between our two heroes is perfect. The way they speak to each other matches the rhythms of the series in such a way I could hear David’s and William Daniels‘ voices as I read it. The journey to Black’s compound is equal parts action and lovely descriptive moments of the tragedy of war as Michael sees the potential in the country and its people destroyed by the fighting. It’s a surprisingly mature outlook on the consequences of war and completely fitting for the character of Michael. He’s a Vietnam vet and clearly recognises this scenario.
The second Knight Rider Annual is a perfect example of the genre and offers depth and interest beyond what you’d probably expect
So, under the cover of night, and with Black’s compound shrouded in darkness with no lights to give away its position to enemy aircraft, we’ve the perfect set up for this unique partnership to strut their stuff. Using K.I.T.T.’s sensors to sneak up on the gate, Michael disabling the guards while K.I.T.T. disables the electronic alarms, scanning for their target, deducing possible routes through the buildings, analysing their tactics together, it all feels just right. It’d make a hell of a great episode too, especially when, just like the best TV stories, it doesn’t go as expected.
A last minute upset means the carefully worked out plan is thrown out and they have to act by the seat of their pants, or the treads of their tyres. It’s great fun and rockets towards the end without sacrificing any of the earlier depth or characterisation. By contrast the final strip, Crime-Buster K.I.T.T. is a fun little distraction, even if it is another idea taken direct from the television, as two criminals con their way past Michael to steal his car.
We can’t say this is a coincidence this time because right back in the pilot movie Jackson and Browne (hilariously played by Michael D. Roberts and Bert Rosario) tried a few times to steal the shiny new Pontiac Trans Am and eventually succeeded. What K.I.T.T. put them through, and how he got rid of them in the end by driving to a police station and literally ejecting them into the hands of the law, is exactly what happens here, albeit with different characters. This similarity makes the strip rather forgettable, it would’ve been better as a fun reenactment of a favourite scene for younger viewers. But hey, any excuse to get such lovely David Lloydartwork is fine by me.
The second Knight Rider Annual is a great book for fans and curiosity seekers of 80s retro goodies. This is a perfect example of the genre of 80s TV tie-ins and offers depth and interest beyond what you’d probably expect. It feels like a proper progression of what came before, despite the lack of K.I.T.T.-based features, but we did get plenty of them last year. What will the rest of the series contain? As Knight Rider is my favourite thing in the universe I can’t wait to find out, and you’ll find out right along with me during Christmas 2024.
Don’t forget there’s also a special interview with David Lloyd already up on the blog, in which he reminisces about working on these first two books and shared some of his original design sketches.
The almighty trinity of 80s TV shows for me were Knight Rider, Airwolf and The A-Team. A finer trilogy of series would be hard to find. With Michael and K.I.T.T. already enjoying their own yearly real time read through it’s time to move on to Stringfellow Hawke, Dominic Santini, Michael Coldsmith-Briggs III aka Archangel and their supersonic hi-tech helicopter, Airwolf. Unfortunately there was only ever one Airwolf Annual, released for Christmas 1985. Is it a goodie?
Unlike the majority of licenced annuals I read as a kid this one wasn’t produced by Grandreams or Marvel and instead was published by World International Publishing. I recognise the logo but am unaware if I ever owned any of their annuals to gleam what this might be like in comparison to Grandreams’ Knight Rider books for example, so the only way to find out is to nose dive right in.
The opening spread is a good start, with a rare behind-the-scenes photograph from the series. Airwolf itself (or “herself” as the characters would have said) was a gorgeous piece of production design. Underneath it all is a standard Bell 222A chopper, not that you could tell! A few years before Airwolf the writer of the Blue Thunder movie, Dan O’Bannon, described that film’s helicopter as a “fast, black wasp” in his script, then described what appeared on the screen as a standard helicopter with a whole bunch of crap hanging off it.
Airwolf definitely fitted his original idea much better. The idea behind it was a wolf in sheep’s clothing (hence the uniform patch you can see on the cover). It was meant to look like an executive helicopter until battle commenced, when guns and missile launchers would slide out, and inside was a control centre full of technology for use on covert operations that made us 80s kids drool.
The book kicks off with a quick two-page fact-file feature. It’s not brilliantly designed but does include the introduction used as part of the opening credits in season one and a word-for-word recreation of Marella’s (Archangel’s top assistant from The Firm) description of Airwolf from the pilot movie. Well, it’s almost word-for-word. Apparently the original ending of “Airwolf is a Mach 1+ chopper that can kick butt” was too much for the annual. Really?
Unlike the Knight Rider annuals which had a pretty even mix of gorgeous comic strips and prose stories, pin-ups, interviews and behind-the-scenes features, Airwolf’s annual is more basic in its list of contents. One lone strip is accompanied by no less than seven text stories. There are a small handful of pin-ups, a basic board game, a helicopter name wordsearch and a two-page look at some other helicopters from the real world (not exactly ‘exclusive’ content).
So yes, the prose stories are the main (turbo) thrust of this book and in general they’re very good, each one reading like the final act of a really enjoyable episode. There is a big caveat with that though, which we’ll get to in a bit. Unfortunately there’s no indication inside the book of who wrote these. Whoever it was seems to have had a good handle on the show, at least the first season which was probably all that had been shown in the UK when this was written well in advance of its publication date.
The best stories are A Hostage to the Storm and Border Incident. The former is the first in the book so we’re off to a great start. It has an interesting setup in which the cargo ship Galveston Star makes its way through a buffeting storm, described as a vessel procured by a mysterious man called Robert Hughes, who paid off the shipping company’s $10 million loan in return for registering his ship with them. Apparently used to shift tractor spares around the world no one has ever been able to confirm this.
In reality Robert Hughes is Archangel and the Galveston Star is used to ferry Airwolf to far off countries, kind of like how the semi-trailer truck transported K.I.T.T. in Knight Rider. I love this idea and wish the series itself had implemented it. The Firm has lost contact with a weapons satellite and are taking its creator, Professor Viljoen to Angola where he’ll go up in Airwolf to try to reestablish contact before it falls into enemy hands. Except, it’s all a ruse.
The Professor’s son has been missing since Vietnam and he’s exhausted all his options to find him. Even the government seems to have given up. He thought once The Firm was in Angola where he’d safely landed the satellite (after finding out his son had been taken there) and he told them his story, they’d have no choice but to help a desperate father. Of course Archangel fumes about the betrayal but String and Dom think they can help.
The scene is something the show just wouldn’t have been able to reproduce, so it’s exactly the kind of thing fans would love to read
With Angola, Cuba and Russia all involved in the plot the writer is very familiar with the Cold War stories of the show’s first year. There are also plenty of great character interactions, everyone acting just as they would on TV, especially our Airwolf crew’s patter and the way they’re able to manipulate Archangel into doing the right thing. There’s also a thrilling take off from the cargo bay of the ship in the middle of the storm, the ship swaying wildly while Hawke expertly counters the movements as they hover inside the ship and finally take Airwolf out into the safety of the sky.
The only real problem here is the choice of images to illustrate the story. The scene I’ve just described in particular is something the show just wouldn’t have been able to reproduce, so it’s exactly the kind of thing fans would love to read. However, it’s illustrated with a rather bland image of Airwolf moving away from the ship with Archangel and Marella apparently watching. I say apparently, because we only see them from the back.
This leads me on to the main problem with the annual: the art illustrating the prose stories. Any images of the characters or of Airwolf itself are copied straight from stills of the show, as if they’ve been traced from a television screen. With every single image I could point you towards the episode and scene in question (I’m a huge fan if you hadn’t guessed) that has been passed off as original art. It’s like an 80s version of all that terrible A.I. art.
It means very few of the illustrations relate to the plots of the stories. Any that are original are pretty poor and have as little detail in them as possible, such as above with characters facing the other way. In another drawing in the book String, Archangel and Marella are recoiling from an explosion and they all just happen to have their hands covering their faces so the artist doesn’t have to draw them. Although, you can see enough of Marella to see she’s been portrayed as a white woman! This is just laziness (and offensive).
Then we get to the villains. Obviously these are original characters so surely they have to be drawn properly? Have a look at these three examples. No, I didn’t realise Donald Pleasance‘s Blofeld, Gert Frobe‘s Goldfinger or Peter Cushing were all Airwolf characters either. (Thanks to OiNK‘s David Leach for helping me name Peter here – he was on the tip of my tongue!)
For a show that was so visual, that had such incredible aerial photography, the annual falls drastically short in this regard. The artist chosen to illustrate the vast majority of a book based on such a TV show seems to be completely out of their depth. Thankfully renowned IPC/Fleetway artist Sandy James steps in for the six-page comic strip tucked away in the middle of the book, called Snow to Eskimos. However, it appears even one of my favourite Ring Raiders artists isn’t that familiar with the source material either.
This first image brought me a lot of hope. Despite Airwolf being completely the wrong colour at least it looks like itself and Sandy hasn’t resorted to copying images from the show. However, as fans will see below, it all goes downhill from there. What is that interior all about when the missiles are actually launched from the flight stick? Since when did Airwolf have DeLorean doors? Where is Archangel’s eye patch?
That last panel in particular makes me think Sandy had never seen the show, which is fair enough, but after David Lloyd told me all about the research he did in order to draw the Knight Rider annuals it’s very disappointing. If Sandy was only working from a script then it was clearly written by someone unfamiliar with the show and not our prose stories author. It’s a truly terrible script, with dull, robotic dialogue and little of consequence happening.
However, the annual’s main writer definitely knew their stuff! Let’s have a quick run through of the other stories before I tell you more about my second favourite.
Shotgun Doublecross starts with all of the key Airwolf visuals. The cabin. The lake. The eagle. The cello. Tet the dog. Hawke’s insanely good hearing. He’s kidnapped from his home and told he must use Airwolf to help traffic some planes across Mexican airspace for a cartel because his long-lost brother Sinjin is also on board. He goes up against The Firm for this one and there’s some great dialogue between the key players. You can almost hear the actors saying their lines.
Desert Death Trap is a basic rescue mission story but is imaginatively portrayed, the action playing out just like one of the show’s thrilling dogfights, painting exciting pictures in the readers’ heads (to make up for the ones on the page). Flames Over the Water revisits the death of Hawke’s family on the lake, something only touched upon in the pilot movie. The opening page in particular is surprisingly beautifully written for an annual.
The so-called villain of the piece is seeking revenge on the US because of the death of his one true love by indiscriminate American bombing campaigns, placing the Airwolf crew in a more sympathetic position. Then In the Shadow of the Wolverine involves a covert op for The Firm gone wrong, a Cold War prisoner swap in a blizzard and a brilliantly written character whose allegiances kept me guessing to the very end.
It paints a wonderful picture of serenity when the cabin didn’t feel like an isolated place but was instead full of warmth and love
Then there’s Day of the Hunter which is a very silly story right at the back of the book, so unfortunately the whole thing ends on a low note. Believe it or not it involves Airwolf, a train and another helicopter all inside a railway tunnel. No, really! If the rest of the prose stories feel like grittier season one fare, this is straight out of the still enjoyable but much lighter third and fourth seasons.
But back to that other story I’d listed as a favourite. Border Incident kicks off with Dom reminiscing about happier times, when all of the Hawke family were alive, happy and at home. It paints a wonderful picture of serenity when the cabin didn’t feel like an isolated place but was instead full of warmth and love, and the portrayals of String and Sinjin as children are both funny and feel completely accurate even though we never saw their younger selves on the show.
String has taken Airwolf on a mission alone. Now, fans will instantly think this isn’t possible because Airwolf needs at least a two-person crew. Unfortunately there’s no explanation of how that’s achievable, and some of the ‘copters abilities used here would be impossible without Dom being in the rear cabin. But we’ll forget about that and put it down to a simple misunderstanding on the part of the writer because the rest of the story is fantastic.
It’s an uncharacteristic but deliberate decision by String, setting the reader on edge right from the off. As it turns out this particular mission once again involves the possibility of Sinjin being found. But String was doubtful about the source of the information and wanted Dom to work the case from the outside, where the villain character wouldn’t be watching. Dom could go undercover and find out the truth, while being ready just in case they needed to fight their way back out.
Knowing Dom would never have allowed him to go alone he took Airwolf and then cheekily got Archangel and Marella to pick up Dom and tell him. There’s a very funny scene where Dom is ranting and raving to the two Firm operatives, not listening to a word of their explanation about the mission, until they tell him String knew he wouldn’t have allowed him to go alone. To which Dom suddenly calms down, basically says, “Yep, that’s right” and heads off on the mission!
There’s an exciting climax involving Airwolf down a booby-trapped mine shaft which again would never have been seen on TV, at least not without those very unconvincing models some of our action shows used back then. Again, there are no images to go with it, the closest being the one above which is basically the annual’s opening spread image of Airwolf with some poorly drawn cliff faces around it.
After all these years I never thought I’d get to discover any new Airwolf material
In conclusion, for fans this is really a book of two halves: the writing and the art. While it’s nice to see any artwork of Airwolf these days it’s instantly forgettable, however that shouldn’t put anyone off buying it. There are no introductions for those unfamiliar with the plot of the show but for those up to speed there are six great stories here (and the other two are easily forgotten). After all these years I never thought I’d get to discover any new Airwolf material so that in and of itself has been a joy.
For most fans season one is the best of Airwolf and the closest to creator Donald P. Bellisario’s vision (before the studio started interfering from season two onwards). The annual keeps to the Cold War theme of that season and the humour of the interactions between the main characters is present, cutting through the drama and intrigue perfectly. On the one hand it’s a shame there isn’t more variety to its contents, but now that I’ve finished it I wouldn’t want to sacrifice any of those six great stories to fit other things in.
The book is easily found on eBay for a few quid, so if you’re an Airwolf nut like me you really shouldn’t miss out on this. Reading it can be bittersweet at times when we remember we’ve lost all three of the main actors in recent years, but the memory of their characters lives on. For me that’s through the BluRay set on my shelf, now proudly accompanied by some superb writing in the Airwolf Annual 1986.
The name Tom Paterson is synonymous with British humour comics, his madcap style appearing in an eclectic array of titles such as Beano, Shiver and Shake, Buster and many more. The most famous characters he has drawn include the fondly remembered Sweeney Toddler, Calamity James, Bananaman and Buster himself. There’s one other that will most likely have been forgotten by many though, namely The Wet Blanket.
By the time I started collecting OiNK I’d missed this strip but I’d already been introduced to Tom’s work. While I’d found my brother’s Beano wasn’t really to my taste at the time (I was the perfect target audience for OiNK), there was one strip which most definitely was. I remember pouring over all of the funny background details in Calamity James, the incidental randomness in the visual gags often being funnier than the story itself. This was the genius of Tom’s style and now here’s The Tom Paterson Collection, a hardback collection full of his work available from Rebellion and their Treasury of British Comics range.
This is just one of several chapter title pages showing which comics the following strips were pulled from and as you can see our favourite comic is represented here too. In fact, upon its release this book was the first time OiNK reprints had been made available for purchase ever since its final special in 1990. Included here are two double-page spreads from early issues, Testing Time and The Wet Blanket himself, who even makes an appearance on that fantastic cover drawn by Tom.
A kind of super villain, Wet Blanket was a “miserable so-and-so” whose sole job was to ruin everyone else’s fun. He would’ve made for a brilliant regular character but alas that wasn’t to be and this was his sole appearance. This makes it all the more surprising that he’d appear on the front cover but I think he deserves a place there, the strip is that good! Clearly Tom still has a soft spot for him after all these years.
OiNK co-creator Patrick Gallagher told me they would’ve loved to have had Tom on board as a regular but his work load was just too large to accommodate them. With spreads such as Testing Time above, taken from #1 of OiNK it’s such a shame he couldn’t have let his imagination run wild on a regular basis for Uncle Pigg. So the question is, with only four pages from OiNK in here, will this 200-page book appeal to pig pals? The answer is a resounding yes!
On one of the opening pages is the list of writers including Tom, Mark Bennington whose Buster strips I’ve covered before on the blog and most excitedly regular OiNK contributor Graham Exton and OiNK co-creator/co-editor Mark Rodgers. With these names you know you’re in for a treat. The comics featured alongside OiNK are Buster, School Fun, Nipper, Jackpot, Shiver & Shake, Whizzer and Chips, Whoopee, Wow! and Cor!, as well as some of Tom’s own personal strips and unpublished works.
Also included are little pieces by professional fans of Tom’s including Lew Stringer and Graham and friend of the blog Jamie Smart (Bunny Vs Monkey, Looshkin, Wubble) who has always said OiNK was a big inspiration to him, as was Tom.
Picking out highlights for this review was never going to be easy!
A strip riffing on James Bond and featuring a comical shark was always going to be put to the top of the list for me, as was this Captain Crucial strip, a character I’d never heard of before. That “The Craziest Characters Are Always in Buster Comic” banner along the top is proving true here and it’s used several times for different strips, namely Lucy Lastic, Sportsfright, Thingummy-blob, Coronation Stream, Monty’s Mutant Mutt, Teenage Mutant Turnips and more.
My favourite Buster strips in this book are dated around 1989 onwards and they’re enough to make me regret not placing a regular order when OiNK merged into the comic. If only I’d stuck with it after that first and only issue I bought back in 1988 I’d have been treated to a bloody funny comic if these strips by Tom are anything to go by. Oh well, that just makes this book all the better as I’m getting a snapshot of the very best from that comic in one volume.
Just one look at the contents page will back that up. As well as those already mentioned there’s Crowjack, Felix the Pussycat, Grimly Fiendish, School Belle, Watford Gapp who is another new one to me as well as being a brilliantly funny rapping strip, and many more including a favourite of mine from the days of the Big Comic Books, Strange Hill. I found the Ghost Train here particularly funny and there’s that old staple which I think Tom and Lew drew better than anyone: the slap-up feed! Classic.
It wouldn’t be a Tom Paterson book without a certain little baby boy causing all manner of hell for his poor parents, so I’m very happy to say there’s a sizeable chunk of Sweeny Toddler here. Including content from both Whoopee and Whizzer & Chips, a total of 30 pages are given over to the miniature terror and every single one of them is a classic. Of course, if you know me you’ll know I’m a sucker for a Christmas comic so naturally I was overjoyed to see this full-page panel when I turned a page.
I also laughed out loud (genuinely) when I saw a certain trademark of Tom’s used as a substitute for a Christmas stocking. In fact, I wonder just how many smelly socks there are in this book? These 30 pages of Sweeny Toddler are worth the price of admission alone. Reading them now I’m beginning to think the same could’ve been said of those other 80s comics too. Even though OiNK was the only one that seemed to speak to my sense of humour, these strips by Tom were all hidden gems to me, and I’d happily have spent more of my pocket money on some of those comics at the time if I’d known just how good his contributions were.
Of course Rebellion would include this classic spoof Judge Dredd cover and strip and that wasn’t the only time Sweeny took on a different persona for a good ol’ parody. However, changing the entire cover Whoopee logo included for that 2000AD riff was inspired! I said it was difficult to pick highlights but that’s definitely one of them and there are 200 pages of that sort of thing in total. UPDATE: Check out the comment OiNK writer Graham Exton left on this post for a little more info on this piece of comics history!
The book is £14.99 and worth every single penny. In fact, it feels like a bargain to me at that price. There’s also an exclusive cover based on that Whoppee one when purchased through the Treasury of British Comics online shop. Not since The OiNK! Book 1988 have I enjoyed, and laughed as hard with, a humour comics book this much and since that OiNK tome remains my very favourite to this day, I hope that shows how much high regard I have for The Tom Paterson Collection.
Available pretty much everywhere, this would make a fantastic Christmas present for any humour comics fan, pig pals included.
To see one more mini-strip by Tom from that aforementioned OiNK! Book 1988 you can check out its review.
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