Wow, what a response I had to last month’s competition to win nine issue of Wildcat’s 12-issue run! Clearly the short-lived comic still has its fans, as well as those intrigued by it but never had the pleasure of enjoying it (beyond the reviews on the blog). However, while the response was great in numbers the same can’t be said of the answers. I asked what three comics I’ve nicknamed ‘The Barrie Tomlinson Trilogy’ on the blog. The answer was that he edited Wildcat, Super Naturals and my personal favourite Ring Raiders.
Huge congratulations to Guy Alderson of Tyne and Wear who was the only person to give the correct answer. As I packaged up your comics I could just imagine the delight I’d have felt opening them if I’d been in your shoes! I’m positive you’ll enjoy every single page! Believe it or not I’m going even bigger this issue and not just with the amount of issues I’m giving away; these were also some of the thickest comics we collected as kids. I hope the postie is ready for this parcel!
What we have here are the first 14(!) issues of Big Comic Fortnightly, the hit comic from Fleetway Publications based on their successful book series. (A book series currently receiving its own real time read through every Christmas on the blog.) To write an article for another website I needed #14 of Big Comic Fortnightly and ended up having to buy all of these in one big bundle. Now, on the 37th anniversary of its premiere issue they can be all yours! Just answer this easy-peasy blog question:
Q – Which character has appeared as a highlight in every Big Comic Book review on the blog?
When (you think) you’ve got the answer you can either email it to me at oink.blog@icloud.com(all emails will be deleted after the winner has been selected, I’m not fancy enough to have a newsletter or stuff like that), or use the contact form you can find on the right-hand side of your desktop screen or under this post on mobile. Your entry must be with me by midnight on Saturday 14th June 2025.
After this date I’ll contact the winner to ask for their postal address. Unfortunately, due to rising postage costs the competitions are only open to UK and Ireland readers. If you win I’ll ask if you can take a photo of you with your prize for inclusion in the next month’s competition post. You don’t have to, but you do get to show off if you do.
You could read all of these in real time in true OiNK Blog fashion and count down to Christmas2025 yourself! A buffet of classic strips from Buster, Cor!, Whoopee, Whizzer and Chips, Cheeky, Wow, Jackpot, Monster Fun and Krazy, I anticipate this’ll be a popular competition this month so get your answer in! As for next month’s prize, it’ll be here to cause a bit of Havoc on Tuesday 1st July 2025.
As Optimus Prime watches on, portrayed as a dust cloud in the gathering storm, Jhiaxus’ minions crumble to dust as the mysterious dark force in the universe wrecks havoc on Derek Yaniger’s latest Transformers: Generation 2 cover from Marvel in 1994. It may be a more basic cover than what we’re used to from Derek but you may enjoy it, because he’s nowhere to be found inside for the first time in this series.
Simon Furman’sSwarm kicks off with the Autobots examining a planet ravaged by this… whatever it is, while Megatron looks on impatiently. Just as with the original series, the comic (which remember is primarily aimed at children) can get away with showing the husks of dead, rotting – or rather, rusting – bodies because they’re robots, not flesh. This is the first time they’ve found physical evidence of Prime’s visions.
Megatron knows Jhiaxus isn’t to blame so he isn’t interested, meaning Prime still hasn’t told him the truth behind his visions. I still can’t wrap my head around that decision, it feels so out of character for him. We do get a moment of Grimlock and Megatron agreeing (which is a shock in itself, I think to them too) when they both seem equally concerned about still being on this planet whenever whatever is responsible returns.
But Prime is committed to this path and assembles a scientific team to investigate, temporarily ignoring the pleas to leave. Megatron sincerely believes Jhiaxus could wipe them from the universe and this is just a distraction, but Prime is convinced it’s the real threat, that there’s a link somehow, although he’s no idea how. Hey Prime, maybe talk to your new ally and work it out?
We the readers zoom off to a primitive planet across the galaxy where the aforementioned next generation of Cybertronians are laying waste to the land and its people who have suddenly found themselves on the brink of extinction. But the ease at which they’re being wiped out by Mindset and his Stormtroopers (another reference to the World Wars after Jhiaxus’ goal in previous issues, nothing to do with Star Wars) comes to a shocking premature end as they look to the sky.
The time it takes to move from its position on the horizon to killing them is apparently so quick they don’t even have time to form thoughts, which is a rather terrifying idea worthy of a good horror film. This thing is alive and begins to react to the attacks from Jhiaxus’ troops, reconfiguring itself into different shapes to take on their various forms. Is it transforming?
It absorbs the metal of its enemies to grow and completely ignores the organic species. We get a brief look inside its mind as it transforms (my word use) into a familiar bipedal shape, beginning to feel some form of familiarity with the ‘food’ it’s just consumed. As Mindset stands up to it, it notices this one is stronger. However, it also realises it has a purpose and a need. But what could that be? Cue Mindset’s last desperate bid to survive.
His fate sealed we take a trip to the Warworld, the Decepticon spaceship being used by both them and the Autobots. Having finally left the planet they’ve taken off in search of Jhiaxus again. Prime laments the choice and once again is off thinking to himself. Then he feels something inside his body as Mindset and his troops are wiped out. He knows “it has begun” and at the exact moment elsewhere on board Onslaught of the Combaticons has some kind of reaction too. Why Onslaught? And I love that description of the Combaticons!
A following caption says this bond between the team members goes deeper than they know. How so? I’m intrigued. The story ends as Starscream (with a head full of stupid-looking human teeth again, hence no photo) approaches Jhiaxus and offers the heads of Prime and Megatron in return for a position of power. Then it’s on to the Tales of Earth back up strip.
Finally Optimus is opening up to Megatron about this new foe. The results from the survey are in and presented by Preceptor (naturally). He concludes that on a genetic level the entity’s configuration is identical to theirs. Megatron takes it surprisingly well and seems to understand Prime wanted proof before telling him. Seeing the two of them actually discuss their situation and work together is really interesting to this long-time reader. It reminds me of Prime and Scorponok’s mutual respect towards the end of G1, a high point of the original comic.
Prime isn’t even particularly pissed off that Megatron stole the Matrix anymore and they seem to respect why they each do things the other diametrically opposes. It feels like a maturely-written situation and I commend Simon for being able to bring something fresh and original to these two characters after so many stories by this point. Prime admits he previously left the mind machine early, which was when we readers found out this entity is a byproduct of the evolution of their race beyond Primus’ intentions.
You’ll notice Derek Yaniger isn’t the artist for Tales of Earth this issue and he’s certainly missed. Don’t get me wrong, Manny Galan is on top form (as are inker Jim Amash, letterer Richard Starkings and colourist Sarra Mossoff) but it does strike me there’s no need for a back up strip without a change of artist. This month it’s a continuation of the main story rather than a parallel tale and it’d all work just as well as one. It ends with Jhiaxus attacking them on Earth. It’s been another incredible issue.
Below, you can see this month’s Bullpen Bulletin contained a small snippet about one of Marvel US’ licenced titles, something which very rarely happened in these news columns. The 150th issue of G.I. Joe, a comic which began two years before Generation 1 of Transformers, was about to hit stores. Surely a huge event, yes? Indeed. Little did fans know only five issues later the comic would be cancelled.
Looking back we can find solace in the fact IDW would resurrect the series in the next millennium and produce #156 to #300 and now Image Comics and Skybound have taken up the mantle from #301 onwards, all still written by Larry Hama. You can check out the phenomenal box set of the original Marvel comics released by Skybound on the blog too.
On the letters page Derek is praised by both readers and the comic, however it’s announced another artist will be taking over the back up strip next issue. The fact it’s none other than Geoff Senior softens the blow somewhat! Now that’s something to look forward to. There’s also a brief mention of the rumour of a UK G2 comic which may have elicited excitement at the time, given the epic G1 UK comic’s legendary status. Unfortunately it’d be a quickly cancelled five-issue run (from Fleetway, not Marvel).
A reader asks if a Jhiaxus toy was available and the comic tells him the answer is no but that it “doesn’t matter” because “in #12 he – ah, but that would be telling!” That sounds like a rather large spoiler if you ask me. Finally, on the inside back cover is an advert for The Shadow starring Alec Baldwin. I remember this being on TV one afternoon about a decade ago and, having nothing better to do, I sat down and watched it. You know what? I’d never even heard of the character but I really enjoyed it. I must watch it again sometime.
While I obviously wish the comic had carried on for many more years the ramping up of the story feels more organic this month, with the Optimus Prime/Megatron scenes the standout moments for me. It all points towards something really rather special to come in that final issue. We’ll take another step closer in five weeks on Sunday 29th June 2025.
Cefn Ridout’s editorial begins by describing Paul Johnson’s cover as “provocative” and a reminder of the pathological horror in the films. I agree. Aliens #12 from Dark Horse International already has my spine chilling. As I explained last month, anything involving a baby or young child like this will always terrify me. I wonder what people thought when they saw this on their shop shelves back in 1993.
Elsewhere in the editorial (presented here to give you the full issue credits) it sounds like the H.R. Giger interview, which I was really looking forward to after seeing the headline on the cover, will be another rant about Alien³, something I’m getting tired of at this stage. Let’s hope it’s better than that. We’ll find out further below. But first up are the last 12 pages of the UK exclusive strip, Peter Milligan’sSacrifice.
The first half of this evokes a wonderfully creepy atmosphere and I just love the alien’s entrance and Ann’s reasons for being there, which I detailed last month. It takes what should be a ridiculous set up of one person going up against the alien with nothing but medieval-style weaponry and gives it real heft and purpose. Can her mother forgive her? Does evil really exist? By extension, does her god?
But in the end she finds she isn’t as alone as she thought. Inspired by her words and her bravery the villagers have come to her aid and trap (albeit temporarily) the alien in netting, giving her some breathing room. Even our scar-faced villain Ricketts comes good but pays the ultimate price as the sacrificial lamb of the piece before the alien falls foul of their trap. This is something I have a problem with, though.
Don’t get me wrong, I like the end result and its originality for an aliens story. Its acid blood also slowly leaks out and begins to melt the spikes, allowing it to writhe closer to freedom again. But where did the trap come from? Okay, Ann was gone for hours but if the villagers had been out there making it both she and the alien would’ve heard them. Was it always there? If so, why was it not mentioned before so it didn’t feel like such a handy coincidence? It makes no sense and it’s disappointing as a solution.
Ann is pulled into the pit by the alien’s tail and pulls out her grenade to sacrifice herself. But first she must know the truth. She must know if it really is the devil, to look it in its eyes and know if her faith was even real. Of course, we know the aliens don’t have visible eyes but the image from Ann’s dreams comes back to haunt her as she sees the glow of the villager’s fire torches reflected in this simply superb image by cover artist Paul.
The spikes behind its head giving the impression of horns is a nice touch too. Indeed, while the story has suddenly taken a turn for the worse the art remains sublime. It truly has been revelatory and a key factor in the chilling atmosphere these past few months. But Paul isn’t finished yet. The story may have had a silly resolution but you can’t fault the visuals of it.
Such a shame this is followed up by Ann somehow surviving that explosion despite being in the pit! We also find out she’s now in a relationship with Masters. Yep, the man who wouldn’t listen to a woman saying “no” gets the woman! This in particular has not aged well. It does have a refreshingly bleak ending when she doesn’t find her “god”, but overall the conclusion has not lived up to what came before.
The Motion Tracker news pages by Dave Hughes make the mistake of taking one negative review in an earlier issue of this comic and concluding that the Aliens Special Edition was “divisive”. No it wasn’t! This reminds me of silly online headlines I read now when a Doctor Who episode gets almost universally praised, even getting nearly 100% on sites such as Rotten Tomatoes, but because one or two “fans” give pointedly critical reviews the episode is described as “controversial” or “divisive”. Rubbish!
Speaking of negative reviews, the graphic novel of Hive is announced. I won’t go into that again, you can read back over previous issues to see what I thought of it (it ran from #1 to #9). There’s an interesting Egyptian-themed teaser image for the upcoming Stargate movie which I’ve never seen before. Finally in the details of movies coming out that might interest readers, the comic makes the sacrilegious decision to name Iron Eagle as the definitive Louis Gossett Jr. movie when surely it’s Jaws 3-D.
On to the Colonial Marines strip and it takes up eight pages in the middle of the comic, with things get off to a light, fluffy start.
As you can see it’s full of the usual tensions we got in the film. There’s nothing original here although it’s told in a fresh way with a set of believable characters, even if some of them do seem like copies of those we’ve already seen. This month’s story is basically the next stage in the infiltration of the sun gun complex but it’s highly enjoyable, especially our main character, Lieutenant Joseph Henry.
It’s interesting that the synthetic human isn’t going and I suspect (as does Henry by the looks of it) that there’s more behind that reason than just his cost. Elsewhere, it appears those cheap 70s sci-fi aliens are somehow controlling the xenomorphs rather than being a separate group of antagonists. It rather depletes the threat of the comic’s title species if I’m being honest. The fact they sometimes look like spoof versions of themselves doesn’t help either.
Let’s hope I’m wrong and the addition of these new aliens doesn’t dilute our regulars too much.
So, on to that interview with the original designer of the aliens and their world, the incredibly talented H.R. Giger. I know his artwork is rather twisted and often his non-Alien work can be quite sensuous, but there are points in this chat that just feel damned creepy. I mean, wanting to make this alien killer more erotic?! I also agree with the decision made not to use his updates to the creature as they would’ve changed too much, especially his plans for its mouth/teeth and hands.
At least David Fincher is talked about positively here. The amazing special edition of Alien³ (which is not a “third sequel”, the clue is in the name) also reinstated the ox and the film can now be seen as Fincher originally intended before all of the studio interference, making it possibly my second favourite of the series after Aliens. I’m not sure who wrote this piece but as a reader they come across a bit obsequious. Were they hoping Giger would read this and be so grateful of their sucking up he’d hire them? I jest of course, but you get my point.
Replacing the Predator strip is the first part of Horror Show, an eight-page Aliens strip written by Sarah Byam (Billi 99, Black Canary, What If), drawn by David Roach (Nemesis the Warlock, Batman and Demon, Tales of the Jedi), coloured by Alex Wald (Shaolin Cowboy, American Splendor, Playboy) and lettered by Phil Owen (Dark Horse Comics). A character who is very clearly a pastiche of Orson Welles runs a company that uses technology to research people’s fears. They pay his company to place them into a realistic nightmare scenario as a form of therapy, to help them overcome it.
In reality the dream sequences are being recorded and used to create virtual Total Recall-like horror entertainment for profit. We see someone attacked by a shark and lose a leg, only to be confronted by an alien, their near-meltdown being music to Orson Masch’s ears. Even an alien costume turns up. This could be an interesting ‘Aliens meets Total Recall strip’, but I have this niggling feeling this could be another Hive, a strip that also reduced the aliens to a man-made version of some form.
In the continuing publication of the Tribes novella the team are infiltrating a hospital that was formerly an alien hive. However, in an interesting twist they suspect the hospital staff of leading some form of pro-alien religion and the reader discovers a doctor who appears to be gestating an alien queen inside themselves. However, they’re trying to delay it to a specific time. We don’t know why yet.
The Technical Readout feels like a bit of a cop out this month, being little more than a paragraph about the Colonial Marines and a quick sketch. On the Bug Hunt letters page a reader has the terrible idea of treating Alien³ as a Dallas-style dream sequence and the comic’s recent changes have been met with high praise. The call for Aliens: Countdown’s artist Denis Beauvais’ return is met with the news that his Frankenstein strip will be appearing in Dracula (it didn’t). Of course, with hindsight we know that comic would be cancelled in a few months, so will we get to see any of that strip before then? We’ll find out in its real time read through.
This issue may have struggled to reach the heights of the simply amazing #11 but that’s not to say it isn’t without its highlights. Paul’s artwork always shines, Tribes is the best read this time and Colonial Marines is still enjoyable and has bags of potential. I’m very hyped to see what the new exclusive UK strip is next time, to see more of Lt. Henry and his crew and to see if the Mars-based Schwarzenegger movie can work its magic into Horror Show. I’ll catch you (or if not, a facehugger will) on Tuesday 24th June 2025.
It’s quite different this month, isn’t it? Although John Bolton’s new logo is reminiscent enough of the movie’s for it to feel like a natural progression for the publication. Inside, the continuation of Vampirella’s story and the Bloodlines news pages help with the transition into something very different too. The movie adaptation was a Topps Comics production in the States and Dark Horse International sticks with them for the next main strip.
Speaking of sticking, there’s a free glow-in-the-dark sticker (which I admit looks a lot better through my iPhone’s lens than in person). It’s a somewhat child-friendly gift for a comic with a strip containing bloody beheadings. In fact, it’s rather strange the comic no longer comes with the “Not suitable for younger readers” warning. Although I doubt the sticker would’ve convinced many parents to buy this for their child!
Movie adaptation writer Roy Thomas is scriptwriter for what is basically another adaptation, this time of history books. A three-issue mini-series marketed in the States as “The True Story” of Dracula, in reality very little of the real Vlad the Impaler made it into the Count character in Bram Stoker’s book, such was Stoker’s limited knowledge of Vlad or the time in which he lived. This issue contains 15 pages of the first chapter but there’s so much crammed in I was surprised after reading it that it wasn’t more.
Introducing himself as Dracula complete with fangs, a crumbling castle and assorted monsters and supernatural entities, he welcomes us to his tale by gliding in on a green mist before presenting “the year the cross-wielders call 1431”. His father, Vlad Dracul is a protector of Christendom, was named after the Order of the Dragon and is the military governor of Transylvania and Prince of Wallachia. He’s actually just a strongman for sultan Muran, receiving fortune, land and protection in return for loyalty and the people’s taxes. We see a happy family life with young Vlad, Mircea (oldest brother) and Radu (the youngest). However, it’s not long until we see their true nature.
Young Vlad snitches on someone questioning why their family name means both “dragon” and “demon” in the country’s native tongue. Taking pride in showing his boys how vicious he can be to anyone who questions him, his father has learned from his overlords who impaled their enemies’ heads on spikes (something Vlad III would later become known for). His father takes them to Gallipoli to learn about how their nations relate to one another, but it’s upon this trip that a major event in Vlad’s life takes place.
Muran has discovered elder Vlad has been playing east and west against each other and reaping the benefits. The Turks had invaded the sultan’s lands of Transylvania and Wallachia and Vlad had stood back and let them, thinking he could befriend whoever the ultimate victors would be. In revenge for this disloyalty his two youngest sons are taken in as “guests”, but they’ll be treated as hostages if their father is ever disloyal again.
Young Vlad trains to be just as vicious a warrior and becomes good friends with the sultan’s son Mehmed, learning how to rule through fear while his younger brother becomes loved by the harem! During the next year their father proves his disloyalty yet again and in an uprising he’s killed, whilst his eldest son and heir to his throne Mircea is buried alive. Muran then passes down their belongings to young Vlad who he sees as a more loyal successor.
I’ll admit it’s difficult to review this. Esteban Moroto’s (Conan, Red Sonja, Cadillacs and Dinosaurs) art, Paul Mounts’ (Fantastic Four, Ultimates, Reborn) colours and returning letterer John Costanza evoke a lovely classical feel despite this being a new comic at the time, and I find it fascinating because I never knew any of the story of Vlad the Impaler beyond the few pieces in Dracula which were somewhat accurate. However, I’m not sure if it works as a comic strip.
As a history lesson it’s very entertaining and I was drawn in by the story of this man in his youth. But, as a comic strip it reads like an adaptation of a text book, with chunks of the text turned into speech for the players. So yes, it’s a strange one. The original story it’s based on is interesting, and I look forward to comparing it to Dracula, but it’s presented in such a stilted way in its script.
In the middle of the comic is a multi-page, in-depth interview with Anne Rice, writer of the Interview with the Vampire series amongst others. For once it’s not just quotes lifted from various other sources, Dave Hughes actually met the lady herself during what sounds like an exhausting promotional tour. I’ll admit it’s a novel and movie I know nothing about but from reading this and doing a bit of research I have to say I’m intrigued. After last month’s feature on the BBC’s Dracula mini-series this comic is filling up my Hallowe’en viewing rightly.
I’d no idea the novel was released the year before I was born. I’d always assumed it was relatively new when the film was produced. The movie was still in preproduction during this interview and there’s no mention of Tom Cruise. In fact, I was disappointed to read online of Anne’s negative reaction to his casting. However, once she saw the movie she said he “is Lestat” and admitted she was completely wrong (even calling him up to apologise) so now I’m even more eager to watch his performance.
“We want our rewards from life and we don’t sacrifice them to bring justice to all mankind. The whole lure of the sensuous world fascinates me.”
Anne Rice
I’m always fascinated to learn of a writer’s process, whether I’ve read their work or not, and this feature does not disappoint. It covers the original novel’s creation and how long it took to go from initial idea to finished story. There’s also an interesting dissection of the appeal of vampire stories, although this would appear to be flipped on its head a few years later when Buffy became such a huge hit.
The Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie is cited as proof that tastes were changing, although I think Anne’s description of Silence of the Lambs seems a bit overwrought. It’s in the creation of her original novel, the changes made to the character, her belief it wouldn’t work but she kept going, as well as the ultimate reception that combine to be really interesting. It also doesn’t hurt seeing John Bolton’s gorgeous illustrations from the comic book adaptation of her second novel.
(I did ask Siri to play the Sting song mentioned here and I only made it halfway through it.)
There’s no one-off strip like last issue’s Werewolf which I’d have preferred over Vampirella, but fortunately her tale is a vast improvement over her previous entry. It’s a complete 12-page story by Archie Goodwin and drawn by Tom Sutton, in which she is tracked down by a member of the chaos cult. This is done via a cat, so I was immediately enjoying this more than last time. The two villainous characters are a frail elderly lady and her unwilling but ultimately murderous son with echoes of Psycho, released nine years earlier. (Son Lenny even spies on Vampirella through a hole in a wall behind a painting.)
Their backstory boils down to the cat being mind-controlled by Mrs Jethryn because she’s bound to the library building by a curse that allowed her son to be resurrected. After a battle with Vampirella, Lenny’s happy to be killed and finally freed. I can happily report the cat gets a happy ending too. Released from her control it runs off home with the woman’s soul trapped inside, unable to influence the cat or even make her presence known. I’ve no problem with much older strips appearing (for example the classic Machine Manin early issues of Marvel UK’s The Transformers was a great fit) and this small story is fun to read. However, we see Vampirella stealing a raincoat to protect her from the weather… so why can’t she steal some actual clothes?!
Dave returns for his usual Bloodlines news pages and you may wonder why you see Space:1999 here. It’s because of the guest stars who might be of particular interest to readers. I’ll also admit the two-part episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation sounds intriguing, and that’s coming from someone who’s never seen a full episode. I do find it strange Children of the Night’s narration is criticised when you consider how Bram Stoker wrote Dracula.
On a more positive note I was thrilled to see the interview with Anne was just the first of a series with female authors, so that’s something I’m really looking forward to next month. The issue ends with the first letters page, Fang Mail, which is a great name and there’s an advert for Manga Mania which had a whopping 88 more pages yet only cost 45p more. You’ll see examples of these Dark Horse International adverts in a special collection at a later date on the blog.
The comic had proved to be a success while it was adapting the movie with good sales and a good reception from readers. However, now knowing it would be cancelled just a few issues later it’s clear not everyone was a fan of the new contents. Still, I look forward to finding out more about Transylvanian history when #7 hits the blog on Sunday 15th June 2025.
How many times in your life have you heard someone start a sentence with, “They say…”? For example, “They say the best way to beat a cold is…”, or “They say it’s better to have loved and lost…” etc. How many times have you used that phrase? Countless, I’m sure. But have you ever wondered who “They” are? This has been the silly premise of David (Psycho Gran) Leach’s hilarious David Leach Conquers the Universe self-published comic series, which reaches its conclusion with the long-awaited #4.
Starting out as deranged conspiratorial ramblings in the first issue we soon came to realise David’s life is supposedly being controlled by a bunch of strangers playing a Dungeons & Dragons-type game. Now it’s time for the inevitable confrontation. But how on Earth did our hero possibly survive the end of the previous issue? (If you don’t know what I mean, go and buy it!) David’s solution takes a few pages to explain.
By this stage we all know this version of David loves to talk. Incessantly. Inspired by the cliffhanger serials of his youth and how they foiled their own seemingly impossible cliffhangers, he’s basically cheated. But the long-winded explanation is not only worth the price of entry on its own, it also speaks to something that seems to have niggled at David’s (real life) brain for decades.
It’s a great start! The issue is chock full of ludicrous storytelling and so many quick fire gags you may need to catch your breath every few pages. For example, in a flashback scene David arrives at a hospital to be greeted by a man who asks, “Mr. Leech?” To which David replies, “It’s ‘Leach’”. Obviously this spelling correction only works on the written page of a comic, seeing it as part of a verbal conversation is really funny.
There’s a surprise return of a former foe, housed in a corridor of cells reminiscent of Silence of the Lambs. In fact, David walks straight past Hannibal on the way to his much scarier enemy. Apart from this diversion the whole issue takes place in the games room of ‘They’, which sounds small in scale compared to the previous issues but have faith in David; what transpires here is bigger, sillier and funnier than everything that came before.
“I set out right from the first issue to make an autobiographical comic that was a complete pack of lies”
David chatting to me about the series
It all boils down to a one-on-one with the main baddie and as seems tradition with this series it’s dialogue-heavy, with David often talking the ear off the villain and driving them crazy in the process. Below are two excellent examples taken from just such a scene including another staple of the comics: David’s pot shots and wry digs at himself, his personality or his career. (It’s all very meta, but in a good, non-social media way.)
Now and again an item will pop up which will seem completely random and out of place. Anybody familiar with the dramatic principle of Chekov’s gun should know these things aren’t random at all and will pay off at a later stage, especially in the hands of such a talented writer. With David Leach Conquers the Universe you soon start trying to anticipate the groan-worthy pun to come, which is ultimately the real reason behind the introduction of these seemingly random things.
Throw in a surprisingly touching moment involving David’s family and a funny epilogue to conclude it all and you’ve got a well-rounded ending to this years-long mini-series. Any OiNK fan, or simply any fan of genuinely funny comics, will find loads to enjoy throughout these four issues and I can’t state emphatically enough how much you’ll love laughing along with them. This final issue is a great pay off for the end of the series too.
While the above advert doesn’t include the third issue of Psycho Gran Comic Capers Cavalcade you can check out highlights from it on the blog already, but we’re here to talk about David Leach Conquers the Universe. If you’ve already read the first three instalments you can purchase the 36-page finale for just £5 (plus £2 postage) from the Dead Universe comic shop in Aylesbury by popping in, phoning (07852 836307) or emailing them (info@deaduniversecomics.com).
Alternatively, you can simply order direct from the horse’s very talkative mouth and get yours from David himself. Just use his email (davidleach2000@yahoo.com) on PayPal. What if you haven’t read any of the series? Then get caught up for just £20 for all four issues (plus £5 postage) and David will happily send you them all in one great big bundle of joy! I highly recommend that you do.
Thanks once again to all who entered last month’s competition to win an issue each of OiNK and Buster. Any pig pal worth their salty bacon should’ve known the FULL name of Jeremy Banx’s spoof character inspired by the Dracula novel in OiNKWeekly was of course Doctor Hieronymous Van Hellsong, and yes, I required the full name.
Congratulations to Dan Fish of Harlow, England who appears to have grown into a fan of the nemesis of all pig pals! I still hope he enjoys reliving some moments from our favourite comic, though. This month I’ve got no less than NINE comics to give away! Wildcat was created by legendary British comics editor Barrie Tomlinson and while it may have been short-lived before merging into Eagle it left its mark on me as a kid, and judging by the response to its coverage on the blog I wasn’t alone.
In order to complete my collection of 12 original fortnightlies I had to buy a few bundles and ended up with doubles of nine of them. The prize is the first eight issues and the tenth thrown in for good measure too (to which there’s a slight tear to the cover, just so you know). Wildcat told the story of the last few thousand humans left alive in the cosmos after Earth’s destruction as they tried to find a new home. Containing great characters, epic storylines, stunning art and thought-provoking anthologies that touched upon some topical issues, Wildcat is still a fascinating read today.
So what do you have to do to enter? Well, as usual you’ll have 14 days to search the blog for the answer to this question:
Q – Which three comics make up the blog’s Barrie Tomlinson trilogy?
When (you think) you’ve got the answer you can either email it to me at oink.blog@icloud.com(all emails will be deleted after the winner has been selected, I’m not fancy enough to have a newsletter), or use the contact form you can find on the right-hand side of your desktop screen or under this post on mobile. Your entry must be with me by midnight on Wednesday 14th May 2025.
After this date I’ll contact the winner to ask for their postal address. Unfortunately, due to rising postage costs the competitions are only open to UK and Ireland readers. I’ll ask the winner if they can take a photo of themselves with their prize for inclusion in the next month’s competition post. (If you win you don’t have to send a photo of course, but you do get to show off if you do.)
Wildcat is classic sci-fi with a twist, and was written and drawn by some of the greatest talent Fleetway Publications ever had. If you’ve never read it you won’t want to miss out on your chance to grab some for free, and if you remember it I know you’ll be eager to relive it.
The next competition is gonna be Big, so come back on Sunday 1st June 2025 to see what you could win.
Having only finished the real time read through of the original G1 comic last year it doesn’t feel too long ago that the Autobots and Decepticons teamed up to defeat Unicron, so the big selling point of this admittedly brilliant Derek Yaniger cover doesn’t feel as epic as it was originally intended. Inside, three pages after the man strip begins it’s interrupted by the 6-page back up strip, before that story just ends and returns to the main one!
Those first few pages are basically Jhiaxus again stating the mission of his overly-evolved Cybertronians as the Nazis of the universe, invading planets to wipe out all inferior (in his eyes) life. Seeing his troops in chunky tank forms wiping out whole civilisations I can’t help but compare them to the Daleks. Their missions are basically the same after all.
Things properly kick off in Tales of Earth: Part Five when the half-destroyed form of Megatron standing over the similarly brutally beaten Optimus Prime somewhat triggers Grimlock. The ability of Megatron to wipe them out if he so wished is very apparent across these pages, which makes Prime’s belief (and Megatron’s confirmation) all the more dramatic. And that’s even with the aforementioned G1 truce still fresh in my mind, so kudos to the comic that this still works.
However, by contrast the back up’s cliffhanger is a bit of a damp squib, seeing as how it’s Starscream thinking about leaving the Decepticons to go out on his own. As usual. Back to the main Escalation story and Manny Galan’s pencils (with Jim Amash inking and the excellent Sarra Mossoff colouring) have improved immensely. Things seem more focussed, the characters more solid and the wobbly wire necks are gone.
Prime is questioning their very existence. If their creator, Primus did indeed stop their evolution because he knew their race would eventually become one devoid of basic compassion and morality, then how was their creation ever justified? After all, as Ian Malcolm would say, life finds a way. Not even a planet-sized robotic god can avoid the key rule of Jurassic Park.
Oh, we almost got some transformation images there! But more importantly there’s Slapdash. The yellow F1-type car was a Headmaster toy I loved so much as a kid. Sometimes it’s the littlest things that can bring joy. Or indeed the largest, dinosaur-shaped things. While I questioned why Starscream had teeth and a snake-like tongue in a previous issue, below they make much more sense. I love Manny’s depiction of these fan favourites. Thank goodness Sarra has kept them to their original color schemes too instead of the gaudy 90s style of the toy line.
Smokescreen buys it when he tries to take a more aggressive approach. He underestimates the enemy’s strength compared to the Decepticons they’ve fought for so long and ends up exploding in a fireball. Inferno rushes in to dampen the flames but it’s too late. Apparently he now has a fiery temper to go with his fire engine alt mode and he ends up killing those responsible, while putting himself directly in harm’s way.
Luckily he escapes (briefly) but I just had to include this panel to show off Richard Starkings’ and Bill O’Neil’s lettering. I’ve raved about the bold design of the speech balloons from the beginning of the series and this really shows how much their sound effects add to the strip too. In fact, everything to do with the art seems to have been dialled up to eleven this month.
I love this panel of Optimus unloading on Jhaixus’ warriors. It feels very animated, like it could be a still frame from a cartoon and seeing the blasts reflected on his chest windscreens is a nice touch. Manny is really going for it in the action scenes! I just wish he’d attempt to show the characters transforming instead of only showing them in before and after poses. Come on Manny, you’ve only got four issues left.
Back to the battle and things aren’t going well for the Autobots. Inferno bites the dust when the building he jumped into for safety collapses, reinforcements for the enemy are on the way, every move they make is countered and in the air the Aerialbots are outnumbered and outgunned. Fireflight is hit and proclaims things are so desperate he’s going to shut his optical sensors and hope for some kind of…
It might not feel as original as writer Simon Furman probably wanted but it’s still great fun seeing Combaticon Vortex and another Decepticon called Ransack (a G2 creation who also appeared in Revenge of the Fallen, a similarly-named robot was a Deluxe Insecticon in the G1 toy line) rush in to save the Aerialbots. Meanwhile, on the ground Megatron and his ground based warriors are taking great pleasure in destroying what he describes as the “pale imitation” Decepticons.
The issue ends with Prime’s inner thoughts confusing me somewhat. He’s weighing up whether he should tell Megatron about his visions of the black mass making its way across the universe and dissolving all life. I mean, it sounds like something important he should share with the enemy he’s now in an uneasy alliance with if they’re to save their race together. But nope, he keeps it to himself. Perhaps this from the previous page sheds a bit of light on his decision?
This, plus Megatron’s insistence he’s only playing nice because of his desire to kill Jhiaxus, seems to result in Prime keeping things close to his chest. After everything that happened at the end of G1 this seems a rather dubious decision and only taken to serve the story, rather than the story serving the characters. As I took this issue off my shelf to read it I spotted the next issue’s cover shows Jhiaxus’ troops dissolving, so Prime better get talking.
As per usual, near the end the strip breaks off for the Bullpen Bulletin and this issue’s is part of a tribute to Jack Kirby who had passed away that year. The bulletins were updated weekly across Marvel’s range so we’re only seeing this part in Transformers. It contains a couple of quotes from names familiar with our G1 comic, namely Jim Salicrup (the original 8-part Transformers story and Visionaries) and George Roussos (G.I. Joe).
At the back of the comic comes the latest Transmissions letters page and the sad news the comic wouldn’t be continuing past its 12th issue. There are some hints about the conclusion too. Strangely, the first letter states they’re happy G2 is more realistic “like the animated movie”. Um, okay. I’m not the only one who agrees Manny’s work has improved immensely, however I don’t understand the comic’s “theory” about the Matrix. The Matrix itself wasn’t destroyed when it stopped Unicron, surely that was evident from the end of the movie too? The fact the writer doesn’t seem to understand why his character has it again (after he’s written it back in) is a bit strange!
That aside, it’s been another great issue and as we rocket towards the now-announced finale I fully expect the pace to pick up incrementally, even from this high-octane outing. I just hope the characters lead the way and aren’t forced into various decisions and/or positions just to get us there. As ever though, I look forward to the next issue. That ninth edition will be up for review on the blog on Sunday 25th May 2025.
This comic is never short of fantastic covers and Colin MacRae’s introduction to #11 of Dark Horse International’s Aliens is no exception, depicting the next chapter in the Colonial Marines epic from across The Pond. (Erroneously credited as Colin MacNeil, this was corrected in #14’s editorial.) The first thing I noticed upon scanning through the issue is the page count. Just as the publisher’s Draculagained four pages, it appears Aliens has permanently lost the same amount, the free comic given away over the past two issues disguising the fact somewhat.
As you can see another change has occurred with Cefn Ridout taking over as editor from Dick Hansom, and his first task is to give the readers a shake to get more interesting correspondence for the letters page. In his very first paragraph he even uses the accidental reprint of a previous Alien Vs Predator II chapter to comic effect in this regard. He’s definitely off to a good start! All credits for this issue are also above.
Our UK strip, Sacrifice started off fine but unremarkable, however it really kicks into gear this issue. The atmosphere is palpable! It’s certainly not for the faint-hearted, especially those with kids. I don’t personally, but ever since my mate had her’s I find scenes like this below particularly horrific. There’s even a season one episode of ER I now find more terrifying than most horror films!
After this, Ann no longer cares if she lives or dies and she slowly walks back to the compound. Masters is the one person who seemed to care about her but got all creepy last time, and when he approaches her she punches him square in the face. She may be a priest but sacrificing babies to the alien has rightfully pushed her over the edge. However, Ricketts (the guy with the grotesquely scarred face) attacks her, calling her a murderer because the alien attacked and killed villagers because it didn’t get the baby.
It’s here the strip takes a horrific turn I simply was not expecting. Not only is the question of the mysterious generator room answered, but so is my own about how many babies would be needed, a plot point I previously thought made no sense. But it wasn’t meant to make sense. I was expertly fooled by writer Peter Milligan. They’re not some form of devil worshippers. Their devil is very real for a start. The story explains all with these two pages below, the second one delivering a shock after turning the page.
The whole point of living, of trying to survive against the alien is brought into question if this is the way, and as a priest Ann’s struggles with this feel very real. We also find out Ricketts’ disfigurement occurred when he tried and failed to save his wife. He almost becomes a sympathetic character. Almost, until he does something that genuinely shocked me, I can’t lie. Something that proves this is truly a horror comic.
Ann’s mum sacrificed herself to save her daughter from an alien and the guilt has driven her ever since, so she decides she’ll face the alien instead. Ricketts is delighted, it’ll save them a few babies, and to this he earns a well deserved knee in the groin. (I may have inwardly cheered.) She’s lost her faith, but if the alien is proof evil exists then in her eyes God should too. She needs to look it in the eye to confirm her own beliefs. Masters gives her a grenade and she has her cross and a makeshift spear, and in a ‘knights of the crusade’ moment she’s ready.
The story has me gripped. And horrified. But that’s the point of a good Alien story, isn’t it? The themes are very similar to Alien³’s and I can’t wait to see what happens next, especially since the comics checklist (which gives details of the next issue) says the climax is next month.
Much like the Dracula comic at the same time, Dave Hughes’ news pages covered Alien³’s takings in the cinema the more favourable UK numbers are covered. I was in awe of The Lawnmower Man at the time which also really benefitted from a longer special edition, and even Gary Oldman’s Prince gets a shout out. On the first page is another funny competition and the comic knows fine rightly most people entering it shouldn’t really be getting their hands on the prize. I’d never heard of Charles Dutton’s sitcom Roc, but I’ve now found out all of the second season’s 25 episodes were aired live! That’s pretty damn incredible.
I think Dave perhaps meant “flawed epic” in the ‘Alien Stars’ column? More memories are stirred of seeing sequels to Poison Ivy loitering on late night telly when we first got satellite TV, and the cover to K2 never intrigued me enough in the video store. If only I’d realised who was in it. More fond memories too of that transition period when widescreen videos started to make their impact, and I can find no evidence of a film starring Bill Paxton called ‘Twisted’. It’s somewhat familiar, obviously! (Although there’s no mention of Helen Hunt.)
Our 8-page chunk of Colonial Marines this month could be seen as little more than that classic Aliens moment of the marines’ first foray into the seemingly deserted colony in the film, only reworked to a Sun Gun setting. But that doesn’t take away from the lovely, slow-burn atmosphere expertly portrayed here. This story is taking its time and works all the better for it.
As I read these pages I’m imagining the characters’ voices crackling over their comms, and in a change from the film it’s the waste disposal team that have been sent in first to check the levels of toxic waste; no one is even considering this has anything to do with aliens. Typically, the head of the team is all about profit and doesn’t care for the marines. That is, until they come across familiar, organic materials covering the walls inside. Then, of course, a piece of that wall begins to move.
Our main character, Lt. Joseph Henry suddenly realises what’s happened. As do the marines. He orders the disposal teams to evacuate but we know it’ll be too late. The strip could easily have rushed through this bit but it took its time and as a result, after the intensity of Sacrifice, this issue really isn’t pulling any punches in the atmosphere stakes.
Time for a breather and the Technical Readout details a random crane machine, proving Lee Brimmicombe-Wood can bring enjoyable details to even the most seemingly random and inconsequential bits of fictional tech. Lee gets a thank you at the end of the next feature, Jim Campbell’sUnder the Knife. It’s a piece detailing an anonymous doctor’s autopsy of an alien body and it’s brilliantly written. Think a doctor’s breakdown of a dissected body can’t be compulsive reading? Think again.
Jim expertly walks the fine line between keeping the mystery of the monsters (and thus their fear factor), and giving readers just enough juicy details to keep them glued to the page and feel like they’re learning more than they actually are. Trust me, you’ll want to take five minutes out of your day to get stuck into this one. Let’s hope Jim returns to bring us something similar in future issues, perhaps for the facehugger. A little gem hidden away in this issue.
Another gem is Rites of Passage, the wordless two-part Predator back-up strip. It may only be eight pages, and it’s basically one fight scene but it makes an impact. Pitting a seemingly defenceless tribesman against the technologically advanced alien may seem familiar all these years later after the excellent Prey movie, but I can imagine how thrilling it’d have been in 1993 discovering this fight isn’t as one-sided as we (and the Predator) may have assumed.
Ian Edginton’s story is still thrilling today. We don’t even know this man’s name but we cheer him on as he uses his ingenuity to defend himself, before going on the offensive and taking out the alien’s weaponry in an exciting double-page spread by penciller Rick Leonardi, inker Dan Panosian and colourist Greg Wright. I also love how much character there is in this version of the Predator when it’s free of its helmet.
There are moments when you genuinely believe our hero is going to lose, making the eventual win all the more worthwhile. When another Predator arrives it looks closely at him and leaves, and you feel its look is its way of showing respect for the victor. We come back to the beginning of the story and the man is now an elder with familiar items attached to his shield and spear, and he sees another falling star in the night sky. Excellent stuff.
The Aliens Vs Predator II debacle is mentioned in the editorial and discussed on the letters page, but is this month’s chapter another attempt by Cefn to get readers writing in as he joked earlier? Have a read and see if you spot anything strange about this.
The strip is only two pages long as usual but I think they’ve been printed in the wrong order. The first thing I noticed was our lead character throwing her weapon at the alien Queen and being without it at the end of page one, but she has it again at the top of the next page. The first caption on page two is also a quick recap of the last chapter, the story flows from page two to page one better, and the end of page one is clearly the cliffhanger. Oh dear.
Prose story Tribes reads so much better this month, beginning with an excellent description of life inside an alien hive and then concentrating on the characters, building them into real humans in my mind. Most intriguing are MOX and Rat. The former is a psychotic human almost killed in battle but kept alive and sedated in an armoured shell until he’s needed to go berserk. The latter is an infiltration specialist who appears to have developed the skill of being silent as a child because of her abusive father.
Because it’s a novella being broken down into bite-sized chunks it’s another slow burn, something this comic seems to do incredibly well. It’s building up organically and I think it reads all the better for it. The conclusion should be all the more powerful after getting to know the people involved and caring about what happens to them. It’s also building an interesting plot and even an insight into the aliens themselves. Much improved and I’m looking forward to more.
On the inside back cover is the full-page advert for the refreshed #6 of Dracula which you can see in the review of #5 of that comic, and that just about wraps things up for another month. The best issue so far. No competition. Of course, you need to have read the previous chapters in all the stories to really appreciate them, but the emotional investment this issue brought has really surprised me. I’m locked, loaded and ready for #12 on Tuesday 20th May 2025.
Welcome to part four of our look back at the real advertisements in OiNK (rather than the spoof Madvertisements), a series of posts taking us all back to life in the 1980s. After reminiscing about the toys we received for Christmas it’s now time to check out some new reading material, namely the other comics and books we’d while away the days with between issues.
Disney was a target for OiNK’s writers and cartoonists on several occasions, but right back near the beginning (#9) while the comic was still in the capable publishing hands of IPC Magazines, a division of its future publisher Fleetway advertised a set of Disney books to apparently help beat the boredom of school holidays! Did the person who came up with that tagline even remember their own childhood summers?
Around that time I wasn’t a huge fan of Disney. I much preferred Warner Bros cartoons and my shelves were filled with Railway Series/Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends books, so this advert wouldn’t have had any impact on me. It’s just as well they advertised this early though, once OiNK began its ‘Ron Dibney’ madverts and strips we may have been looking for the gag here.
In only my third issue of OiNK in December 1986 (the third comic I’d ever bought myself) another of IPC’s titles was celebrating a mammoth 500 issues! True be told I’d never even heard of it at this stage of my life but I’d become acquainted with it a few years later in high school when I’d meet friends who were obsessed. 2000AD’s fictional editor Tharg the Mighty is apparently surrounded (or rather, superimposed into) a group of beautiful 1960s or 70s women in a funny advert that poked fun at celebrity culture.
Is it any wonder I was so confused as a kid when OiNK ended after only 68 issues? Of course, little did we know celebrating 500 issues would end up feeling somewhat quaint, what with 2000AD still being published on a weekly basis all these years later and clocking up 2,427 regular issues at the time of writing! Much later in OiNK’s run 2000AD’s newsagent reservation coupon would replace OiNK’s own in the penultimate issue, a change we didn’t think anything of until a month later.
Two comics of friend-of-the-blog Barrie Tomlinson’s (Ring Raiders, Wildcat, Super Naturals) were also advertised at various points in OiNK’s lifetime, namely Battle and Eagle. After losing the Action Force licence to Marvel UK, Barrie created Storm Force, which was basically a toy line strip without the toy line. He’d later speak about it in depth in his Comic Book Hero book, a review of which you can also read on the blog.
Coincidentally enough, Battle’s announcement of the new Storm Force was advertised in OiNK’s war-themed issue (#20) and during the following year both it and Eagle were advertised together when they gave away a pair of those flimsy green and red 3D glasses. This was part of a promotion for the short-lived toy line and cartoon series StarCom about astronauts battling alien invasions. Just a few short months later, Battle would actually merge into Eagle.
Towards the end of OiNK’s time a new comic from Fleetway Publications hit shelves and I think I picked up an issue or two, although I can’t be completely sure. I have vague memories of a fortnightly comic full of detailed artwork and the occasional swear word, the latter of which was of great fascination to find in a comic for my friends and I at our tender young age. The character in the full-page advert below also feels familiar but I can’t tell if that’s because I read about her at the time or if I’m just recalling these adverts.
Overtly political (one issue was also produced in partnership with Amnesty International) and adult in tone, Crisis was initially fortnightly and later monthly, which will sound familiar to readers of this blog, I’m sure. In fact, Crisis almost lasted as many issues as OiNK, eventually being cancelled at #63 in 1991. It eschewed traditions in the UK comics industry such as free gifts and annuals, which is about as tenuous a link to our next adverts as I can muster.
Below are promos for Fleetway’s annuals in 1987 (for the 1988 volumes) and 1988 (for the 1989 volumes) and you can’t deny OiNK’s really stand out! Especially that first annual, The OiNK! Book 1988. The advert understates it somewhat by simply saying, “There’s never been an annual like it”. The cover image compared to the other more traditional titles already got that across the second readers glanced at this page.
The next year’s advert, pulled from the final regular issue of OiNK, used the original colours for the OiNK logo before the yellow and pink were reversed to stand out more on the shelves before publication of The OiNK! Book 1989. There’s quite the variety here, with everything from action and sport to comedy and nursery comics. We even see the return of Mickey Mouse from our first advert, who was still a sprightly 60-years-old that year.
I was surprised at how few comics adverts there were in total over OiNK’s run, especially when you compare them to Marvel UK which had promos for their other comics as a regular staple, alongside their fondly remembered checklists. In fact, the final such advert seems to have been literally squeezed into the OiNK Holiday Special ’89; a favourite childhood comic of mine is seemingly used to fill a gap on a page of both real and spoof ads.
We may not have seen much in the way of other comics inside the pages of OiNK, but over the course of its lifetime it was the subject of a blockbuster pull-out ad, crossover strips, free editions in comics and magazines, on top of regular adverts. Maybe Uncle Pigg just didn’t want to share the limelight.
We’ve still got two parts of this series to come that should jolt the old grey cells of original readers and the curiosity of you younger ones out there. Next up are the hip and chunky electronics of the 80s. It was a decade of technological revolution as the microchip introduced itself to every aspect of our lives. Watch out for those samples of another time when this occasional series returns this winter.
More and more headlines adorn the front cover of Dark Horse International‘s Bram Stoker’s Dracula as strips and features are added, the comic morphing like the Prince himself on this great Mike Mignola image. Gone is the glossy cover, replaced with a good quality matte paper throughout that seems to suck up the ink magnificently, and you’ll notice a lack of specific dates on the spine. That’s right, the comic is now an ongoing monthly title instead of a limited series of three-weekly issues. Not that anything is made of this in the editorial. More on this below.
Our main strip runs to 17 pages, concluding the adaptation and again it’s the art that really stands out. The spectacular moments during the final 20 minutes of the film must’ve been daunting for penciller Mike, inker John Nyberg and colourist Mark Chiarello. The minimalist style flies in the face of the film’s production design but it works perfectly, such as with this opening scene above. The carriages aren’t even drawn but it works. (Accompanied by John Costanza‘s lettering of Jonathan’s diary.)
In fact there are some small, incidental panels of individual characters which, if combined in a grid, could make for a lovely minimalist poster for fans of the film. Look at these images below of Jonathan (Keanu Reeves), Arthur (Cary Elwes), Mina (Winona Ryder) and Quincy (Billy Campbell) and imagine that large poster made up of these and likewise panels for all of the others.
The first half of the strip concentrates on the journey to Dracula‘s castle and the inner fight of Mina’s as she struggles between her love for Jonathan, the enforced lust for the Prince and Helsing‘s attempts to save her. As with previous chapters the only negative here is the memory of these scenes from the film making for an unfair comparison. The horseback gunfight was an absolutely thrilling moment as our heroes fought the setting sun, accompanied by Wojciech Kilar‘s booming score. Reading it instead of watching it accentuates just how much their music brought to the scene! Also, the key factor of the setting sun is completely missing apart from one mention in text.
Meanwhile, further ahead at the castle Helsing battles with Mina’s soul. The powerhouse performances by the actors is replaced by some dramatic poses, which are highlighted wonderfully by the lack of detail, the silhouette of Mina over Helsing with the three vampire women scrawled in the background being my favoured panel here. A couple of pages later (after Helsing is seen entering a crypt post-sunrise) we see the ultimate fate of the three watching horrors. It’s surprisingly gore-free given what we’re actually looking at. In fact, gore is something that’s largely been missing throughout the adaptation.
Not that the film relied on gore for its scares, but the comic really dials it down to little more than the odd splash of bold red, such as in Dracula’s final moments after Jonathan slits his throat. From here on it pretty much follows the film shot-for-shot, word-for-word. Well, why would you want to change such a perfect ending? Throughout these months there have been other changes made to the overall film, and there was no way it could match the atmosphere or looks, but what this series did differently to other adaptations was make bold artistic choices.
What we’ve been treated to over these first five issues is nothing short of a work of art. An adaptation of a work of art into another, in fact. For fans of the film it’s just such a unique take, a love letter to the movie. It feels like the team has created a tapestry of the film in comic art and as such it transcends a mere “comics adaptation of the current blockbuster movie”. It’s best enjoyed as a piece of art in this way and when it is it’s the best movie adaptation I’ve ever seen.
Dave Hughes‘ Bloodlines news pages are chock full of goodies this month (although we’ll try to ignore the creepy description of actor Sadie Frost as “delectable”), beginning with the box office takings of the film so far. Until beginning this series I’d no idea it was this big at the time! Saying “set is the operative word” when describing where it was made is a reference to the fact the whole thing was filmed on huge soundstages. Even the outdoor scenes were elaborate sets, something I wish the comic had delved into in more depth.
There isn’t exactly glowing praise for something they then immediately give away in a competition, I wonder if Coca-Cola had anything to say about the ‘Cult Classic’ logo used on the Evil Force video cover, and after reading the Sound Bites it’s no wonder Gary Oldman loves playing Jackson Lamb so much these days. One last thing of note, I have no idea how that “natural conclusion” was made in the ‘Scarlett Woman’ news item! (Oh, and I’ve given up on the promised Sadie interview ever appearing now.)
Vampirella‘s strip (written by Archie Goodwin, drawn by Tom Sutton) is reduced to seven pages to make way for a second back up, although personally I’m quite glad there’s less this time. The place she found herself in happens to be where a cult is trying to bring forth a demon of chaos and the scantily-clad alien vampire is to be sacrificed in order to do so. The man she fell in love with after five minutes turns out to be the soul of a warlock in a dead man’s body. He saves Vampirella and decides the evil nurse woman will be used as a vessel instead. How romantic. However, when she says no to him he turns on her (which sadly sounds rather familiar these days) and soon he’s trying to sacrifice her again.
She’s saved by the monster from her visions, who is actually the soul of the deceased man inside the withered old body of the warlock. You keeping up? The summoned beast has come for their souls but instead devours all of the cult and the place crumbles under its power. It’s left up in the air whether it made its way through the portal and the strip ends with the revelation that Van Helsing is making his way around the graves of the crashed airplane’s passenger list, staking them all until he finds the vampire he knows was on board. (Such a shame the comic’s ‘Previously’ round up describes this despite it not being mentioned in the previous issue, ruining the twist.)
As my first delve into the world of Vampirella I’m not particularly underwhelmed because I had low expectations (see last issue’s review to find out why). I know it’s an old strip and it’s very much of its time, however I’ll admit there’s intrigue with Helsing’s mission and the chaos demons, so we’ll see if the characterisation of the lead develops more next time.
There’s a fascinating two-page article by Adrian Rigelsford about a forgotten BBC Count Dracula production from the year of my birth, 1977. (The article begins with a play on words based on the pop rock band Transvision Vamp so I was sold immediately!) I didn’t think I’d be interested in some older Dracula adaptation but as soon as I found out Octopussy‘s Kamal Khan himself, Louis Jourdan played the Count I was, ahem, sucked in.
It all sounds fang-tastic (sorry). Originally shown as a three-hour movie and then split into episodes for repeats, at the time of this comic’s publication it was thought to be one of those “lost” BBC shows, which as a Doctor Fan I know all about. However, in a spooky coincidence, in the same month this issue was released the BBC repeated Count Dracula as a two-parter, possibly spurred on by the success of Francis Ford Coppola‘s movie. It hasn’t been broadcast since but was released on DVD in the early 2000s, so there may be a little second-hand purchase for Hallowe’en this year.
Finally, there’s a second six-page back up strip simply called Werewolf. I sighed when I saw a credit for Vampirella’s writer but this is an error, it was actually written by Larry Ivie (Eerie, T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents, artist on Castle of Frankenstein) for #1 of Creepy back in 1964 by Vampirella’s Warren Publishing. This story follows a complete asshole of a big game hunter (aren’t they all?) but he’s by no means the hero of the story. Treating local tribespeople like simpletons and beating his assistant, the ultimate outcome of the strip is satisfying as a result.
He’s been hired to track down a fabled immortal beast that’s said to transform into a human during the day. It has never killed but its evil apparently infects those around it. In the end he does indeed track it down and empties bullet after bullet into it to no avail. Not until he hits the one tiny white spot on its body does it fall to the ground. It then turns into a previous animal hunter, who had been cursed to live as the beast until someone else skilled in killing innocent animals could take it down.
The hunter of the story then transforms into the werewolf, doomed to live this way for hundreds of years just like his predecessor. The moral of the story is clear and it’s always fun to see someone who hunts animals for fun get their commence in my book. Or in my comics, I should say. A simple, straight-to-the-point story with some gorgeous art by Frank Frazetta (Famous Funnies, Conan the Barbarian novel covers, album covers and movie posters), this bodes well for the comic’s choice of any additional back up strips from here on. Speaking of which, time to check out that back cover.
There’s a full-page Next Issue back cover just like Aliens had in its #8 and this too was used as advertising across the range. With four more pages (is this where Aliens’ four pages wandered off to?), the origin story of our main character, more Vampirella and an interview (fingers crossed) with Anne Rice, the comic is about to continue morphing into something quite different, heralded by the change in logo away from that of the movie’s. All for the same price though. Which of course is free for you lot, just tune into the OiNK Blog from Sunday 11th May (four weeks from now instead of three).
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