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CHATTiNG WITH TONY HUSBAND

I never got to meet Tony Husband before his passing in October 2023. I’d always wanted to, but we can all have good intentions to do something but never get around to it, never considering one day it could be too late. I did get to speak to him on the phone a couple of times though. On these occasions I’d sent a message to Tony asking something specific about OiNK and instead of writing back he took the time to call me and we’d chat at length about the comic.

After all these years he was still so enthusiastic about it, so eager to share stories about its making, taking every chance he could to praise those who worked on it. Some of the information Tony gave me on those calls has already found its way into posts throughout OiNK’s read through. As for everything else we chatted about I’ve now decided to sum it all up and remember what a generous man Tony was with his time.

“The rock and roll madness,” was how Tony remembered OiNK. “Mark (Rodgers, fellow editor) was the glue, he was the drummer.” He  continued, “Bob Paynter loved working with us three, there were no egos working on the comic. Basically it was rock and roll, our offices were in the same building as Happy Mondays, Dave Hassle, the Hacienda DJ was next door, downstairs were Marc (Riley) and Frank (Sidebottom). It was like being in a band.”

He described the OiNK team as “all fantastic people”, and that there were “so many ideas we could’ve had an extra comic every week.” He lavished praise on the team, describing how much he loved getting to work with mates from Punch and Private Eye, trying out different styles of strips and content for the comic. “Lew (Stringer) is one of the great comics artists in the country still,” he said. “Jeremy (Banx) was fabulous and we just let his head go wherever it led.”

Tony felt OiNK lasted
the right amount of time

Tony also told me some of the funny stories that occurred during OiNK’s time, such as when he and (fellow editor) Patrick Gallagher were invited to London to appear on a breakfast TV show. They thought they were heading down to promote OiNK because it was appealing to a new demographic of young readers. But the first question foisted upon them (in relation to a Madvertisement in the preview issue) asked if they felt joking about smashing up friends’ bicycles was the “right message to send”, spectacularly missing the point of the humour in favour of some sensationalism.

According to Tony it was worth the sudden shock and typical faux-offence from the presenters for five minutes because his and Patrick’s expenses were all paid for, including travel and a night in a 5-star hotel! But that’s not the end of the story. On the return train Tony brought out onto the table a few small bottles of booze he’d sneaked out from his hotel room’s courtesy bar, thinking they’d have a tipple on the way home, only for Patrick to empty out a plastic bag full of every single bottle from his room! By the time they hit Manchester they could barely walk off the train.

I’ve previously covered how Tony met Patrick through Mark and he elaborated on this, telling me they’d meet over several drinks between local pubs and their own flats, the immediate chemistry setting into motion what would eventually become OiNK. Graham Exton was also in those early ‘meetings’ and at one stage IPC‘s Group Editor of Humour Bob Paynter wanted to meet with the team to discuss the possibility of the comic. He wanted to do it somewhere secret to stop word getting out. The solution was to meet at Manchester airport, but it ended up being on the same day that, according to Tony, “all the cartoonists in the world” arrived on their way to Tenerife for a cartoon convention and they all recognised Tony!

Another tale Tony couldn’t help laughing along with as he told it happened not long after publisher IPC Magazines had had to deal with that famous complaint to the Press Council. After it was settled Tony received a phone call from Youth Group Managing Director John Sanders telling him, “this latest story has gone too far, we’ll have to close OiNK!” Only it wasn’t John. Patrick had got one of his mates who did accents to impersonate him! Then, the following week Tony phoned Patrick to tell him something in the comic had upset a family and John’s legal team was on it, but there were concerns they could end up in court. All nonsense of course!

The Manchester music links to OiNK couldn’t have been any clearer when you take a closer look at the comic. For example, the inclusion of contributors such as Frank and Marc (who had previously been in The Fall), or Tony’s own punk band strip, The Slugs (drawn by Les ‘Lezz’ Barton). Tony also brought in Jon Langford of The Mekons to draw some strips and full-page images and the band starred in a couple of photo stories. Then Jon’s other band, The 3 Johns also featured in OiNK on the page of Janice Pong’s (Tony’s) interview with lead singer of The Cult, Ian Astbury. In the review of that issue you’ll find out what Tony told me of that experience.

As for OiNK’s demise, Tony admitted the change to a weekly comic wasn’t their decision and it was a real strain. “Fortnightly was when it was best”, he said and I have to agree. He also wasn’t pleased with another change when Robert Maxwell’s Fleetway Publications took over as publisher: “The weekly was on shit paper.” He also explained that W.H. Smith’s nonsense with top-shelving OiNK didn’t help but once Maxwell took over, “the accountants moved in and killed it.” This was in comparison to IPC. “iPC loved the attention OiNK got in the press,” he said. “Especially the celebrity attention.”

At one point he received a phone call from Yorkshire TV who wanted to do a TV version of OiNK, but Fleetway insisted the three men pay any OiNK artists working on the show out of what they were personally paid by the TV network, all while Fleetway reaped the rewards. OiNK may have been independently produced and the contents largely remained creator-owned, but Fleetway still owned the entity called ‘OiNK’. So in the end they refused the deal and after the comic’s cancelation they took Yorkshire TV up on their offer directly, creating the award-winning (and very OiNK-like) Round the Bend.

Tony said he thought of a certain Neil Young lyric when he reminisced about OiNK. The song My My Hey Hey includes the line, “Better to burn out than fade away” and thinking back Tony felt OiNK lasted the right amount of time. While it wasn’t their decision to cancel it, he truly believed if it had carried on indefinitely it may have become tired and lost its edge; the time was right to move on and have OiNK go out while it was still on top form.

The last time I spoke to Tony he was still hard at work. He had his own music studio, he was cartooning for Private Eye and could often be seen on Countryfile on BBC One. Several years before he had also released a new book and he was still travelling around meeting and talking to others about it. Take Care Son is the tale of how dementia slowly took Tony’s dad from his family and friends. The title is a reference to the last words his dad said to him before he passed and the story is framed within a touching, moving chat between the two men.

One final little tale Tony told me to finish on. Over the years since OiNK finished he’d meet fans who would tell him how important it had been to them and he’d give away signed issues here and there, until he’d none left. In the end, much to his surprise, his wife bought the whole collection on eBay for around £300 for him! From creating it, to buying it all back from a reader.

I may never have met him in person but it didn’t feel that way on the phone. Tony was so enthusiastic, so open, so friendly and was so genuinely caring it felt like I’d known him all my life and we were having a friendly, very funny catch up on both occasions. I guess in a kind of way that’s exactly what I was doing. OiNK was such a huge part of my life (and still is) that I felt I knew Tony personally from the moment I picked up the phone.

That’s just the kind of person he was. A genuine soul. One who is greatly missed.

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BRiCKMAN #1: A SMASH HiT

It’s always exciting news when Lew Stringer (Tom Thug, Pete and his Pimple, Combat Colin) announces another of his self-published comics. Regular readers of the OiNK Blog will recognise the star of his latest release from Lew’s Barmy Comix and Comic Sampler collections. Starring one of his earliest creations, Brickman #1 is the first of three ‘Best Of’ comics for the spoof superhero (“Britain’s Greatest Super-Pillock”) and his alter ego, Loose Brayne.

I’ll admit I own some of the previous Brickman releases but, while there’s no new material here, if you haven’t read any before this is unmissable. Actually, even if you do own the 2005 book Brickman Begins you should check this out as it’s in a much bigger and easier to read format, the strips really shining on the high quality paper. Included is the 1985 3-page introductory strip from Swiftsure and the 20(!)-page Brickmania Caper from a one-off comic for the character back in 1986.

This first page is the perfect example of what to expect, with loads of laughs not only from the main characters (his origin story) and plot (having his secret hideout above ground and his house buried is genius) but also from all of the little background details. Check out his underwhelming chest logo, the glue-drinking copper, the reader’s thumb and even Lew’s own credit. The comic is chock full of things like this.

If you’ve read Barmy Comix you’ll have already seen Brickman meets The Mad Cobbler. That was actually the first chapter in the huge second story here (renamed and presented in Barmy as a complete strip). Here though, it’s just one small part of a much larger whole, although the chapters do work to some degree on their own. Tied altogether like this it’s a relentlessly funny read.

There are a lot of gags at the expense of Thatcher’s 80s Britain and as someone who grew up in that time and remembers the likes of Spitting Image’s jokes about the politics of the day, high unemployment, privatisation etc. a lot of this takes me right back and I had a good chuckle at the expense of the time. Hey, we had to laugh back then!

Those hidden background gems had me laughing the hardest at times, like the ‘How to Sue the Marvel Way’ book on the shelf in the above panel. Next to that you’ll also spot a mention of none other than OiNK. This strip was originally released during OiNK’s first year and Lew takes every opportunity to add in a little plug. There are quite a lot of little Easter eggs for OiNK fans actually, including a cameo or two. There are also pages drawn by some guest artists who’ll be very familiar to pig pals.

At least it wasn’t a Venezuelan boat! This is just one example of the comedy here that still feels very contemporary decades later. The page was drawn by Dave Gibbons (Ro-Busters, Rogue Trooper, Doctor Who) who drew Lew’s script for the brilliant Superhero’s Day Off in OiNK. Also contributing here are Mike Higgs, Mike Collins, Mark Farmer and the late Kevin O’Neill being very, very Kevin O’Neill! What a line up.

So what super powers does Brickman actually have? Well, chucking bricks basically. That, and just happening to have exactly the right gadget to hand, quite like how 60s Batman did, only here it’s exaggerated to even more ludicrous levels. But that brick throwing! It may be a silly comic but those brick impacts don’t half look painful! But the more painful they look the funnier they get. I’m not sure what that says about me.

A couple of years ago in the actual Batman comic Bruce Wayne found himself without his mansion and his millions, diddled out of it by the Joker. Here, all it takes is a quick visit from someone claiming to be from the Inland Revenue and Loose gives away all of his money, instantly growing stubble to heighten the broke look. It’s a perfect example of the speed of storytelling in this comic.

My personal favourite baddies are The Poker (he loves to poke people) and Man-Brick, but it’s Lew’s pitch-perfect barbs at everyday life and the world we live in that really hit home for me. Superhero movies and fandom are targets you might expect, but the (many, many) other surprising topics in here can range from unfair representation of women in media to how the press manipulates the fickle nature of humans.

It’s testament to Lew’s skill as a comedy writer that these topics are handled in such a way that we laugh along while also acknowledging the points being made. There are many more examples I could give but that would ruin the experience for you, and discovering them all for yourself is something you simply must do. There’s a joke about a certain tropical fruit that resulted in me having to stop reading just to catch my breath!

What we have here are 28 pages packed with so many gags they could fill three issues, so it’s an absolute bargain at only £5 (plus postage). You can grab your copy direct from Lew by visiting his Ko-Fi shop. On his main Ko-Fi page you’ll also see regular blog updates and other comics of his for sale, so make sure you check that out while you’re there. This is only the first issue! I can’t wait to see where it goes from here.

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DAViD LEACH CONQUERS THE UNiVERSE #4: THEY SAY HE’S VERY FUNNY

How many times in your life have you heard someone start a sentence with, “They say…”? For example, “They say the best way to beat a cold is…”, or “They say it’s better to have loved and lost…” etc. How many times have you used that phrase? Countless, I’m sure. But have you ever wondered who “They” are? This has been the silly premise of David (Psycho Gran) Leach’s hilarious David Leach Conquers the Universe self-published comic series, which reaches its conclusion with the long-awaited #4.

Starting out as deranged conspiratorial ramblings in the first issue we soon came to realise David’s life is supposedly being controlled by a bunch of strangers playing a Dungeons & Dragons-type game. Now it’s time for the inevitable confrontation. But how on Earth did our hero possibly survive the end of the previous issue? (If you don’t know what I mean, go and buy it!) David’s solution takes a few pages to explain.

By this stage we all know this version of David loves to talk. Incessantly. Inspired by the cliffhanger serials of his youth and how they foiled their own seemingly impossible cliffhangers, he’s basically cheated. But the long-winded explanation is not only worth the price of entry on its own, it also speaks to something that seems to have niggled at David’s (real life) brain for decades. 

It’s a great start! The issue is chock full of ludicrous storytelling and so many quick fire gags you may need to catch your breath every few pages. For example, in a flashback scene David arrives at a hospital to be greeted by a man who asks, “Mr. Leech?” To which David replies, “It’s ‘Leach’”. Obviously this spelling correction only works on the written page of a comic, seeing it as part of a verbal conversation is really funny.

There’s a surprise return of a former foe, housed in a corridor of cells reminiscent of Silence of the Lambs. In fact, David walks straight past Hannibal on the way to his much scarier enemy. Apart from this diversion the whole issue takes place in the games room of ‘They’, which sounds small in scale compared to the previous issues but have faith in David; what transpires here is bigger, sillier and funnier than everything that came before.

“I set out right from the first issue to make an autobiographical comic that was a complete pack of lies”

David chatting to me about the series

It all boils down to a one-on-one with the main baddie and as seems tradition with this series it’s dialogue-heavy, with David often talking the ear off the villain and driving them crazy in the process. Below are two excellent examples taken from just such a scene including another staple of the comics: David’s pot shots and wry digs at himself, his personality or his career. (It’s all very meta, but in a good, non-social media way.)

Now and again an item will pop up which will seem completely random and out of place. Anybody familiar with the dramatic principle of Chekov’s gun should know these things aren’t random at all and will pay off at a later stage, especially in the hands of such a talented writer. With David Leach Conquers the Universe you soon start trying to anticipate the groan-worthy pun to come, which is ultimately the real reason behind the introduction of these seemingly random things.

Throw in a surprisingly touching moment involving David’s family and a funny epilogue to conclude it all and you’ve got a well-rounded ending to this years-long mini-series. Any OiNK fan, or simply any fan of genuinely funny comics, will find loads to enjoy throughout these four issues and I can’t state emphatically enough how much you’ll love laughing along with them. This final issue is a great pay off for the end of the series too.

While the above advert doesn’t include the third issue of Psycho Gran Comic Capers Cavalcade you can check out highlights from it on the blog already, but we’re here to talk about David Leach Conquers the Universe. If you’ve already read the first three instalments you can purchase the 36-page finale for just £5 (plus £2 postage) from the Dead Universe comic shop in Aylesbury by popping in, phoning (07852 836307) or emailing them (info@deaduniversecomics.com).

Alternatively, you can simply order direct from the horse’s very talkative mouth and get yours from David himself. Just use his email (davidleach2000@yahoo.com) on PayPal. What if you haven’t read any of the series? Then get caught up for just £20 for all four issues (plus £5 postage) and David will happily send you them all in one great big bundle of joy! I highly recommend that you do.

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AGEDLY ACE: PSYCHO GRAN iN ACES WEEKLY

If you’re unfamiliar with this logo it belongs to the digital anthology comic, Aces Weekly, the creation of its editor David Lloyd (V for Vendetta, Wasteland, Knight Rider) and Bambos Georgiou (The Real Ghostbusters, Knights of Pendragon, Spider-Man). Every volume contains a variety of strips from across a wide spectrum of creators and genres, with each of these volumes consisting of seven weekly 20-page issues designed specifically for your iPad, computer or TV and you can purchase a full volume for only £6.99 (€7.99). That’s £1 per issue!

There are over 70 volumes in total so far and one of OiNK’s fan favourite characters has appeared on a handful of occasions along the way. David Leach’s Psycho Gran began (her late) life back in #15 of OiNK and, alongside her own print publications, she also makes the leap into the digital world now-and-again in Aces Weekly. That’s just what’s happened recently with a brand new three-page strip called Tiger! Tiger!

Pig pals will instantly be trying to work out why she’s pouring a powdery substance onto the road in the middle of the night . Of course, nothing she’s innocently doing at the beginning of a strip is ever really all that innocent, and any OiNK fan will know those police officers are about to find out! I obviously won’t ruin the surprise, but even if you’re only wanting to read this one strip it’s worth the entrance fee of one issue on its own! Yes, you have to buy a complete volume of Aces at a time, but you’ll get your money’s worth with up to 150 pages for the price!

As I said though, this is far from her first appearance in the comic. Some previous strips (again, I’ll only show quick previews) include Dog Toffees which sees the little old dear taking her flight-capable dog Archie for a walk in the park when someone approaches her to ask for a doggy bag for their own pooch’s plops. For anyone unfamiliar with Psycho Gran it’s an innocuous beginning, but we know better don’t we? Just like her pages in OiNK, David’s strips never fail to surprise with where they end up!

Fantastic Voyage II was a rather topical outing for ol’ Psycho when it was released during the Covid pandemic, and quite literally there’s something in the air. But don’t fret about her age. Don’t fret about her unknowingly walking into danger. Don’t even fret about the fact the virus has easily entered her body. If there’s anything we know about her it’s that she can hardly be described as vulnerable. In what ends up feeling like something akin to a hilarious cross between Psycho Gran and Jeremy Banx’s Burp, you’ll love the outcome of this one!

Billed as a Christmas horror story, Confessions of Psycho Gran sees her head off to the local church to speak about her sins. I think it’d take a whole 20-page issue of Aces Weekly to fully cover this lady’s confessions but, brilliantly, the focus of the strip is on the poor priest who’s just there to listen and forgive. As you can see from this first page it appears she’s taken quite a toll on him. Just a little bit. It’s a darker story than usual even by Psycho Gran standards, but as always it’s laugh-out-loud funny.

These last two samples may not actually feature Psycho Gran much (or at all) on the pages I’m showing you, but fans will already feel her presence in their set ups and will surely look forward to seeing her impact in both. Still Waters takes place at the local swimming pool where Gran is enjoying a paddle in the swim lane. None of the other swimmers want to share it with her but one man isn’t having it, he’s paid for his swim time and so pushes through, jumping the entire queue and into the water. I’m not even going to hint at what comes next but it’s a brilliant final page which I personally found particularly funny, and it includes a nice nod to a classic comic star.

In conclusion, what are you waiting for? You should get yourselves over to the Aces Weekly back issue page where you can scroll down and find each volume that contains David’s brilliant creation. Alternatively, he’s also personally published a whole bunch of Psycho Gran’s digital strips in the third issue of her Comics Cavalcade physical comic, a review of which you can check out on the blog. Between that and a subscription to the simply superb Aces Weekly you’ll never miss out on a bit of psychotic happiness.

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LEW STRiNGER’S COMiC SAMPLER: S-AMPLE LAUGHS

Originally created for the 2024 London Comic Con, Lew Stringer’s Comic Sampler does exactly as you’d expect with a title like that. Inside its card sleeve is an abundance of Lew’s characters in a seemingly random selection of reprints that shows off the wide variety of funny strips he’s produced over his career. Beginning with a small introduction and a sample of his earliest work from Marvel UK’s The Daredevils, it’s a smorgasbord of delights for fans.

Transformers fans are well catered for with Robo-Capers and a couple of Combat Colin strips, the first of which features not only the debut appearance of his archenemy The Brain, but also a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him cameo from none other than OiNK’s brainless bully, Tom Thug. Tom also appears in a small cover strip from his time in Buster comic and Lew’s perennial superhero Brickman is also here.

Above is a sample of the second Combat Colin strip printed in digital anthology comic, Aces Weekly. So for any Transformers UK readers out there it’s a new adventure for you to enjoy. Alongside this new (for me) Colin strip there was another duo I’d never read anything of before, namely Tough Guy and Scruffy from the pages of Triffik! comic, a two-page story from the front and back cover of that publication. Here’s the first page.

Triffik! was a very short-lived comic, lasting only 12 weeks in the early 90s, a time when I’d moved on from humour comics as a child (hey, we all make mistakes). Lew’s Tough Guy strip is fun and at the end there’s a small advert for a free digital comic collecting together his misadventures over those 12 issues, so watch out for a review of it soon on the blog. (Or, you know, go and download it now from Lew’s site, what’s stopping you?)

The whole comic is printed in monochrome which adds a lovely retro, homemade fanzine kind of feel to it. On Lew’s blog he elaborates on why even the cover itself is in black-and-white when his reprint collections usually have a colour front page. “Why is the cover monochrome?,” says Lew. “Mostly to keep the costs down for this one-off special, but also I wanted to go ‘back to basics’ and do an entirely black and white comic like I used to many years ago.” And now, Daleks!

Haha, I have to admit I did chuckle at the “Oops, too late” bit of that Christmas with the Daleks strip. Lew’s comical killers pop up every month in Doctor Who Magazine, a publication I personally only buy irregularly so it was nice to get a glimpse of Lew’s work I usually miss out on. Similarly, the back page has another I hadn’t read before, namely a Sgt. Shouty strip from The 77.

Robo-Capers, two Brickman strips, two Combat Colin strips, Tom Thug, Tough Guy and Scruffy, Derek the Troll’s hilarious spoof role-playing game, the Daleks and Sgt. Shouty, packaged together on high quality A5 paper (with card cover) and all for only £3.50. If you’re a fan of any one of the aforementioned characters then you really can’t miss out on Lew Stringer’s Sampler Comic.

When I decided to include this in a future OiNK Contributor Releases review it was available on Lew’s eBay page. However, as is the way with small press comics, at the time of writing the comic has currently sold out but that doesn’t mean it won’t make a return at some point as other titles of Lew’s have, so go to his shop and see what you fancy. *

In the meantime, make sure you also check out the Contributor Releases page of the OiNK Blog for more of Lew’s comics (link at the bottom of this post) and Lew’s own blog to keep up to date on his latest published work as well as news of future comic releases, such as the fact there’s brand new Brickman coming this year as mentioned in this comic! So bookmark his site now, pig pals!

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(* Due to some ridiculous changes eBay are introducing, Lew will no longer be selling his comics on it. His original artwork will remain, but he’s currently considering options for where to sell his comics. As soon as he decides I’ll update all blog links.)

OiNK iNTERViEW SERiES: PART FOUR

It’s my birthday today! I can’t think of anything I’d rather post today than the final part of what has been a really enjoyable series focussing on OiNK’s wonderful creative team and their memories of producing one of my very favourite things in my whole life. It’s been a wonderful experience to put this together and get to ask these questions to some of my childhood (and let’s face it, adulthood) heroes.

Despite what the critics thought of it from the outside looking in, in reality OiNK gave us many great messages along the way. From anti-smoking to anti-bigotry, from never judging someone by their looks to being proud of who we are no matter what, all packaged up in comedy gold of course. So to wrap things up I was curious what messages the team had for us.

QUESTION FOUR

Finally, if pig pals could take one thing away
from your work on OiNK, what would it be?


DAVEY JONES
Henry the Wonder Dog, Pop-Up Toaster of Doom,
Kingdom of Trump

“No idea how to answer this. There were a couple of strips in the later issues which I had to draw in a bit of a rush, and some of the drawing was very ropey. So if everyone would be kind enough to overlook the ropey drawings, it’d be much appreciated.”


DAVY FRANCIS
Cowpat County, Greedy Gorb,
Doctor Mad-Starkraving

“The friends I met, my fellow artists, the readers who are artists and writers themselves who say OiNK was such an influence on their work. I loved every minute I worked for OiNK, I would have done it for nothing!” (“What?!” – Uncle Pigg)


IAN JACKSON
Artist Mary Lighthouse, Horace (Ugly Face) Watkins,
OiNK Book 1988 covers

“It was great having fun with my mates on the project. Uncle Pigg was a tough bugger though.”


LEW STRINGER
Tom Thug, Pete and his Pimple, Pigswilla,
writer of Ham Dare

“I hope they enjoyed the irreverent style of fun and lunacy I tried to put into my work. We were allowed to be more edgy than other kids’ comics of the time. Little did we know how much children’s comics would be toned down in the years that followed.”


DAVID LEACH
Psycho Gran, Dudley DJ

“Don’t underestimate the elderly.”


GRAHAM EXTON
writer Fish Theatre, Herbert Bowes,
Murder in the Orient Express Dining Car

“Just that I was proud to be a part of such an influential team. The current Beano owes a lot to OiNK.”


ED McHENRY
Wally of the West, umpteen OiNK puzzle pages,
Igor and the Doctor

“If any of the readers liked my stuff in the way I enjoyed certain artists in all the comics I read as a lad that would be nice.”


KEV F SUTHERLAND
Meanwhile…, The Three Scientists,
March of the Killer Breakfasts

“I’m just honoured to have been a part of such a landmark comic, so when they’re writing about it, I hope I get remembered occasionally, alongside the real stars.”


PATRICK GALLAGHER
co-creator and co-editor of the whole shebang,
designer of the OiNK logos

“The joy and reward of working with Tony and Mark.”


STEVE GIBSON
artist Judge Pigg, countless GBH Madvertisements,
Ponsonby Claret

“I just want anyone who remembers OiNK (and I have met lots of fans who grew up reading it) to know that we had fun and I hope that a little bit of the cheeky anarchy that we intended stuck with all our readers to this day.”


JEREMY BANX
Burp, Mr. Big Nose, Jimmy ‘The Cleaver’ Smith

“Never trust your liver.”


I can’t thank everyone enough for taking part in this series! Everyone I reached out to couldn’t have been more helpful and it’s a testimony to how fondly OiNK is remembered by all that everyone was happy to take part and keen to reminisce. On a purely selfish basis it’s a brilliant birthday present to be able to present the now completed series of posts, too.

I hope pig pals have enjoyed this, and to everyone above I hope you’ve enjoyed reading what your fellow OiNKers (to quote Jeremy) have said too. I’ve waxed lyrical about how much OiNK has meant to me and the memories it’s brought back. It’s been a delight to see the same applies to those who worked so hard to entertain us for those few fantastic years.

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CHRiSTMAS 2024

OiNK iNTERViEW SERiES: PART THREE

I hope you’ve all been enjoying this fascinating look into the creation of OiNK from some of its incredible creative team. In case you’re stumbling upon this series for the first time, I sent four questions to some of OiNK’s greatest talent and every Saturday during the build up to Christmas I’m publishing all of their responses, one set at a time.

The third question is the most personal. Working on a funny comic isn’t easy. We were laughing with the turn of every page but it must’ve been exhausting to come up with all of that comedy gold week after week. We’ve established they all loved their time on OiNK and each other’s work, but is there anything of their own that they’re particularly proud of?

QUESTION THREE

What’s your personal favourite piece
you contributed to OiNK?


DAVEY JONES
Henry the Wonder Dog, Pop-Up Toaster of Doom,
Kingdom of Trump

“I suppose it’d be a half page strip called Henry the Wonder Dog, because that was the first one I’d got accepted, and my first bit of paid cartooning work. When I finished my A-Levels in the summer of 1986 I started bombarding OiNK with ideas, and at the beginning of August got a note from Mark saying “Success at last, can you draw this one up and send it to Patrick.” I was chuffed to bits, and remember that evening going down The Barrels (still my favourite pub in Hereford) to show off.”


STEVE GIBSON
artist Judge Pigg, countless GBH Madvertisements,
Ponsonby Claret

“Personal fave: Judge Pigg. I wanted to do more 2000AD parodies (Strontium Pigg, Rogue Porker, ABC Piglets) but alas we were too busy and the guys at 2000AD don’t like us mere cartoonists taking the pee-eye-double-ess out of their serious characters.”


IAN JACKSON
artist Mary Lighthouse, Horace (Ugly Face) Watkins,
OiNK Book 1988 covers

“Various covers plus a black and white two-page school story.”


PATRICK GALLAGHER
co-creator and co-editor of the whole shebang,
designer of the OiNK logos

“Chaotic issue eight cover with the skeleton staff member.”


DAVID LEACH
Psycho Gran, Dudley DJ

“It’s either my fully painted poster of Psycho Gran in the annual, The Good, The Bad and The Very Old. Or it’s the one pager where PG is waiting for a bus.”


DAVY FRANCIS
Cowpat County, Greedy Gorb,
Doctor Mad-Starkraving

“My favourite piece of work is the Cowpat County page with Cyril the Sheep. A lot of my workmates at the time were put into the strip (including Cyril). We had a real laugh when it was printed. It was one of those strips that nearly writes and draws itself.”


GRAHAM EXTON
writer Fish Theatre, Herbert Bowes,
Murder in the Orient Express Dining Car

“The All- Vegetable Theatre Company, which became Tatertown on Facebook. Herbert Bowes is a close second.”


ED McHENRY
Wally of the West, umpteen OiNK puzzle pages,
Igor and the Doctor

“I was very pleased with the two double-page spreads I did, one for the 50th birthday party and the other for the anniversary portrait, both these featured all of OiNK’s regular cast of characters.”


LEW STRINGER
Tom Thug, Pete and his Pimple, Pigswilla,
writer of Ham Dare

“Another question that’s hard to answer but I was very pleased with the Pete and His Pimple pull-out comic I put together. It was nice to do a longer story. Another favourite was the one-off half pager Thick As Thieves about the bungling crooks. I was inspired by the old time British comedy movies for that one.”


JEREMY BANX
Burp, Mr. Big Nose, Jimmy ‘The Cleaver’ Smith

“That might be the Burp one when he had to fight for those round squishy ball things;  thus ensuring his puberty and subsequent transition to manhood. I think it was in a special?  A reader messaged me a few years back to tell me it had helped get him through the whole painful process when he was a boy. The mind boggles.”

Ahem… I then admitted to Jeremy that reader had been me! To which he replied, “Oh excellent. I seem to remember you saying it had some sort of beneficial effect. I hope you weren’t just being polite.” Not at all , Jeremy! To any of you out there who may be a bit confused by this, check out the review for The OiNK Book 1989!


KEV F SUTHERLAND
Meanwhile…, The Three Scientists,
March of the Killer Breakfasts

“I did a couple of short stories I was really proud of. That one with the Three Scientists who travel back in time, then compare watches, but because they’ve all travelled the same amount their watches don’t show any difference. I still don’t think I’ve seen that gag being done (cue a dozen people telling me they’ve seen it in everything from Futurama to Rick & Morty. Well I haven’t seen it, and dammit I did it first!) I was also proud to have coined the phrase, “Would you Adam and believe it?” in one of my strips, which went on to be used a lot by Marc and Lard.”


The pages mentioned here really are the crème de la crème of what OiNK had to offer, and where possible I’ve included links to those specific issues so you can relive some personal giggles this Christmas. Just one more question to go, so don’t miss out on the answer to this on Saturday, 21st December 2024:

Finally, if pig pals could take one thing away
from your work on OiNK, what would that be?

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OiNK iNTERViEW SERiES: PART TWO

Welcome to the second of four parts to this OiNK Interview Series, in which I sent the same four questions to some of OiNK’s greatest talent and I’m publishing their answers all together, one question at a time. The response to last week’s post has been phenomenal and the blog’s stats have been skyrocketing. Every time this happens it’s always great to know I’m not alone in keeping this wonderful comic close to my heart all these years later.

Last week I asked the team what their fondest memory of their time on OiNK was and many of them mentioned working as part of this particular team. Suitably then (even though I sent all of the questions at once) this second question digs down into those previous answers a little. It seems those creating OiNK enjoyed reading it just as much as we did!

QUESTION TWO

Whose work did you admire the most in OiNK?


LEW STRINGER
Tom Thug, Pete and his Pimple, Pigswilla,
writer of Ham Dare

“Difficult question because with so many different styles everyone brought something fresh and exciting to the comic. Jeremy Banx was always one to watch because he pushed the envelope with what he could get away with. J.T. Dogg did spectacular work of course and I was pleased with our collaboration on Ham Dare, Pig of the Future. It was also good to see David Leach’s style develop. Psycho Gran is such a great character and I’m pleased he still creates new stories for her today.”


DAVY FRANCIS
Cowpat County, Greedy Gorb,
Doctor Mad-Starkraving

“There were so many artists I admired on OiNK but my absolute favourite is Ed McHenry. He introduced me to dip nibs and they were a real game changer in how my style looked. I’m very lucky I met Ed, he is a true gentleman who loves his work. Fun fact: He was a drummer for Roy Orbison in the sixties. Fun fact 2: I hitched a lift in Roy Orbison’s white Rolls Royce.”


DAVEY JONES
Henry the Wonder Dog, Pop-Up Toaster of Doom,
Kingdom of Trump

“There were loads of really good artists working on OiNK, Lew Stringer and Ian Jackson spring to mind. I think it was Jeremy Banx’s stuff that struck me the most. It was very funny, and unlike anything I’d seen in British kids’ comics before. There was one Burp strip about him going on holiday to a secluded planet, and he’s inadvertently brought along a wasp in his spaceship which escapes onto the planet, and he knows then that he can never return – the presence of the wasp has ruined his paradise. I don’t know why that has stuck in my head all these years.”


PATRICK GALLAGHER
co-creator and co-editor of the whole shebang,
designer of the OiNK logos

“Ian Jackson’s.”


KEV F SUTHERLAND
Meanwhile…, The Three Scientists,
March of the Killer Breakfasts

“I loved Frank Sidebottom‘s stuff, and was also a fan of his music, so being in the same comic as him was a thrill. I thought Jeremy Banx and Lew Stringer‘s stuff were the funniest. Lew is the deserved star of the comic and it’s no surprise that his was the work that carried on into Buster.”


GRAHAM EXTON
writer Fish Theatre, Herbert Bowes,
Murder in the Orient Express Dining Car

“This is tough, as there were so many great writers and artists. I was very partial to Ian Jackson‘s covers and Hadrian Vile strip, and I always found Jeremy‘s nose-related strips hilarious.”


IAN JACKSON
artist Mary Lighthouse, Horace (Ugly Face) Watkins,
OiNK Book 1988 covers

“Jeremy Bank‘s Burp.”


ED McHENRY
Wally of the West, umpteen OiNK puzzle pages,
Igor and the Doctor

“Awkward question. Let me explain. When each new copy of OiNK appeared, I would clip out my stuff, this was then placed in my safe deposit box at my bank, the rest of the issue was then used to line the bottom of our budgerigar’s cage. So tell me, did I miss anything good?”


DAVID LEACH
Psycho Gran, Dudley DJ

“I admired them all. I felt humble to be in the same comic, it was a comic that made me laugh. I loved the different styles, I genuinely don’t think I had a favourite, although the three artists I felt symbolised OiNK were Husband, Stringer and Banx.”


STEVE GIBSON
artist Judge Pigg, countless GBH Madvertisements,
Ponsonby Claret

“Favourite OiNK artist? Banx. No question. Funny, witty and a great writer/cartoonist. I loved getting to see his original art. Only met him once in London for about 4 seconds as I had to dash back for a train.”


JEREMY BANX
Burp, Mr. Big Nose, Jimmy ‘The Cleaver’ Smith

“So much good stuff to choose from. So many talented artists and writers. Mark Riley‘s Harry the Head always sticks in my mind. Loved the simplicity of his drawings and his daft ideas.”


Can I just say I agree with every single answer here? I’d have been useless if someone asked me this question. My answer would’ve been as long as this whole post. Our next question is one I’ve been particularly looking forward to. After reading about them admiring each other’s pages we ask about their own creations. It should be an interesting one (again). Come back next Saturday, 14th December 2024 for the responses to this:

What’s your personal favourite piece
you contributed to OiNK?

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OiNK iNTERViEW SERiES: PART ONE

Welcome to first post in what should be a fascinating four-part OiNK series this festive season. I came up with some general questions about our favourite comic and handed them over to no less than 11 of OiNK’s finest contributors. Every Saturday between now and Christmas Day I’ll publish all of the responses for each question in turn, so we can get an insight into what it was really like to be a part of the world’s greatest comic.

The OiNK team have always been so forthcoming with information ever since the blog began and their enthusiasm for the comic hasn’t diminished one iota in the decades since they first tickled our funny bones. It’s been a joy to put these posts together and reach out to some of my comics heroes. So what’s the first question?

QUESTION ONE

What’s the fondest memory that comes to mind
when you think back to OiNK?


DAVY FRANCIS
Cowpat County, Greedy Gorb,
Doctor Mad-Starkraving

“Fondest memory was meeting all the artists and writers at the OiNK launch party. It’s a bit of a lonely profession drawing cartoons and comics so it was great to meet up and yack about drawing and comics.”


DAVID LEACH
Psycho Gran, Dudley DJ

“That first UKCAC show in 1988, I think, when I got to meet other cartoonists for the first time. I met Davy Francis, Lew Stringer, Davey Jones, Ed McHenry and Banx. It was wonderful. I felt I’d found my people.”


DAVEY JONES
Henry the Wonder Dog, Pop-Up Toaster of Doom,
Kingdom of Trump

“Probably just that sense of open-mindedness you got from the editors. My main point of contact was Mark Rodgers and I’d send him script ideas which he’d either approve or turn down. But you always felt that he’d be open to any kind of silly ideas. I remember buying a volume of Spike Milligan’s Goon Show scripts from a jumble sale, and for a while after that the stuff I was submitting was a bit Goon-ish. So you felt you could sort of muck about and try out different things.”


STEVE GIBSON
artist Judge Pigg, countless GBH Madvertisements,
Ponsonby Claret

“Memory? I remember meeting Mark and Tony (Husband) and Pat (Gallagher) as they were cobbling the first few issues together. They were working from inside a cupboard in Manchester back then. It was hard to tell them apart because we all had hair then, including Pat. It felt like an exciting time to draw comics, and I could always meet a deadline because I learned to draw in my sleep thanks to Pat nagging me. Hey Pat! How are you?”


PATRICK GALLAGHER
co-creator and co-editor of the whole shebang,
designer of the OiNK logos

“Meeting up with Tony and Mark immediately after we received the news that OiNK had been formally commissioned.”


IAN JACKSON
artist Mary Lighthouse, Horace (Ugly Face) Watkins,
OiNK Book 1988 covers

“Photo story shoot with Mark Rodgers dressed as aliens, and his girlfriend Helen as someone we were trying to abduct from a local park.”


ED McHENRY
Wally of the West, umpteen OiNK puzzle pages,
Igor and the Doctor

“Printed on quality paper with excellent colour reproduction, everybody could sign their work or get a printer credit, well paid and all your artwork returned. What’s not to like as they say.”


GRAHAM EXTON
writer Fish Theatre, Herbert Bowes,
Murder in the Orient Express Dining Car

“Visiting Tony‘s house with Mark was brilliant because Tony was such a nice chap. I noticed his stack of Peter Hammill albums in a corner – we bonded over music. We also had a fun time discussing Uncle Pigg‘s helpers, the Plops.”


JEREMY BANX
Burp, Mr. Big Nose, Jimmy ‘The Cleaver’ Smith

“A lot of fond memories. Getting the ideas and drawing them up against the clock was hard work but fun. Meeting up with the other OiNKers at conventions and stuff was a highlight. I remember, with great fondness, the process of getting the idea that Burp‘s organs should be independent living beings with their own ecology. Also when I realised that his liver should be Dr Devious, the notorious super villain. The nice thing about that was it felt like the character was revealing himself and it almost wasn’t me doing the work at all.”


LEW STRINGER
Tom Thug, Pete and his Pimple, Pigswilla,
writer of Ham Dare

“There are lots of happy memories but I think just having regular work in an IPC comic for the first time felt like a major achievement, even though I’d been contributing to Marvel UK for a few years by then.”


KEV F SUTHERLAND
Meanwhile, The Three Scientists,
March of the Killer Breakfasts

“It was my big break, so the best thing was being a proper professional comics creator at last. I was holding down a day job and doing my OiNK work at night, and it had taken a whole year of sending something off every single week before I got in. I would send something to 2000AD who’d say ‘you’re too cartoony, you should send it to OiNK’, and to OiNK who’d say ‘you’re too action-y, you should send it to 2000AD’. OiNK broke first.”


And so it begins! Even though very few of the OiNK team ever worked from their Manchester offices, you’d never think it from these replies. They were clearly a fantastic team, whether they ever met each other or not, and admiring of everyone else’s creations. It pleases me no end that it seems OiNK was such a great comic to work on. Make sure you come back next week, Saturday 7th December 2024 for question two, which will be:

Whose work did you admire the most in OiNK?

See you then.

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FRANKENTHiNG: DR. BANX’S MONSTER

Originally published back in 2016, I first covered Jeremy Banx’s hilarious book on the first incarnation of the OiNK Blog. Now, eight years later and as part of the monthly OiNK Contributor Releases series, I just had to include it again because it’s so damned good! It still feels fresh, exciting and original, and of course there’s plenty to giggle about.

Frankenthing is a prose book lavished with the kind of illustrations fans of Jeremy’s Burp will lap up and narrated in a style only he can do. It all kicks off when the monster created by Doctor Frankenstein (or, Doctor Henry Victor Lionel Basil Kenneth Edison Clive Edsel Frankenstein to give him his full name) is down in the dumps because he’s lonely, so his creator makes him a little friend thanks to a ‘toy’ brought into the castle by Igor, the one-eared cat. Not that anyone actually knows what he was when he was alive.

Any pig pal should be leaping for their wallets after reading these samples. Jeremy’s style is such that it’s completely suitable for younger readers too. In fact, in parts it reads like a classic children’s book, the likes of which we may have grown up on ourselves. I can just imagine OiNK fans and their children having the greatest time together with this as their bedtime story over the course of a few nights.

There are funny little footnotes which elaborate on passing comments within the text, the book is full of brilliantly original sound effects for kids to repeat out loud and as you can see, even though Frankenthing is such a diminutive little character his creation is still shown in epic Universal monster movie style. Jeremy’s descriptions paint a picture too, with phrases such as, “his bottom quivered like a fried egg in an earthquake” and “his knees shook like a road-driller’s watch chain”.

The friendship between the two characters is genuinely sweet if completely unorthodox and the main bulk of the story has them playing a game of hide-and-seek (with the monster’s seeking hindered somewhat: “Because he had no idea how to count to a hundred he had to count to one a hundred times”), during which Igor the hungry cat eyes up the new addition. The resulting chase and back and forth involving all three characters feels like a hectic Wallace & Gromit scene in written word form, and who better to do that than Jeremy Banx.

Jeremy seems to have a particular penchant for anything to do with eyes, as they pop up in comedically grotesque ways throughout the story. The highlight of laughable grossness is a bucketful of loose eyeballs Frankenthing falls into and the job he has in trying to get back out again! It’s an addictive read and you’ll speed through the thirteen chapters and enjoy every single second of it. Told in a quick-fire style, you’re only ever a few sentences away from something funny (or surreal and funny).

The idiocy of the two main characters spills over into the narration as well. While they’re about to talk (or, in the case of the monster, grunt) the narration gives us insights into the inner workings of what should be their brains, in funny moments like the first sample below. Then in the second photo is an example of a call back to one of the paragraphs above, something else Jeremy does so well in this book that brings some genuine laugh-out-loud moments.

Also included are some appendices which are referred to at random points within the main story. For example, the first one takes a good long look at the historical contexts of the Frankenstein family emblem, every elaboration getting more ludicrous than the one before. There are also instructions on how to make origami trolls (the monster’s favourite pastime), a map, medical certificates and more.

Frankenthing is unmissable for any fan of Jeremy’s. I loved every single page and I can see parents and their children having a blast with it! It’s available through Amazon at £5.95 for the gorgeous paperback edition or £1.99 for the Kindle version. (Oh, and for some reason there’s a French version on Apple Books for £5.49 too.) So treat yourself or your kids… or throw a hint for the little holiday coming up next month.

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