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iT’S CHRiSTMAAAAAS 2025!

“We wish you the merriest, the merriest,
The merriest, yes the merriest,
We wish you the merriest, the merriest,
The merriest yule cheer.”

So sang Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Fred Waring and The Pennsylvanians in a song I discovered while Christmas shopping recently, added to my seasonal playlist and now can’t get out of my head. Another new addition for me this year is Smudge. Regular blog readers will know all about the little cat I’ve been cat sitting for years who’s now living with me. He’s made my home feel even warmer and cosier. Everything’s set for the best Christmas ever, including here on the OiNK Blog.

As each post is published it’s name
will turn into a piggy pink link below

Including what you’re reading right now I’ve 26 posts in total planned over the holiday season, more than any previous year and it’s going to be a blast! If it wasn’t fun to write this site I wouldn’t do it, so when I’m putting so much into Christmas 2025 I hope you’ll enjoy it just as much as I am writing it. I obviously want to provide for my fellow OiNK pig pals in particular every year and this time is no exception.

OiNK’s resident photographer Ian Tilton took the pictures of that famous OiNK! Book cover, which had an original rear (pun so intended) that the publisher just couldn’t allow. That’ll be revealed alongside other rare photos and info from my chat with Ian in A Tail to Tell on Thursday 11th December 2025. The behind-the-scenes goodies continue in The OiNK Scrapbook, a collection of photos taken by members of the OiNK team which’ll be published on Sunday 28th December. This shares the void week between Christmas and New Year with the first of a new series looking back on the OiNK letters pages. This begins with a Grunts Celebrity Special (that’s what happens this time of year on TV after all) on Tuesday 30th December.

Annuals are just as much a part of the blog over Christmas as they were to us as kids. Usually our first post-introduction post is the Big Comic Book but this year I’ve a special treat before that. On Tuesday 25th November you can peruse all the classic adverts for all of our annuals from Marvel, Grandreams and Fleetway in Yuletide Yearnings. Then Fleetway’s Big Comic Book 1990 will make its grand entrance on Saturday 29th November with even more classic comics than before. One of those classics was Buster, and continuing our OiNK love-in we follow Pete Throb and Tom Thug into the pages of the 1991 Buster Book on Monday 8th December.

We’ll take our fourth shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist (and his talking car K.I.T.T., of course) in the Knight Rider Annual from 1986 on Thursday 18th December. This year also sees the start of a new yearly real time read through as we take our first Christmas trip to a firehouse in New York with The Real Ghostbusters Annual from 1988 on Thursday 4th December. If the inclusion of these books tickles you, you’ll definitely not want to miss the Big Christmas Competition on Monday 1st December, trust me!

Another annual series also includes an annual for the first time this year. Confused? Last year I began reviewing the Christmas issues of Marvel UK’s original Transformers comic. You’ll see a preview of this year’s offerings in Coming Up, a post covering 1985’s promotional material on Sunday 14th December. This year’s edition of the weekly is properly festive (Optimus Prime dressed as Santa? Check!) and the comic’s first hardback annual promises to be a feast to rival your turkey dinner. You can compare for yourself, as Transformers #41 will be on the blog on Sunday 21st December (nice of the Cybertronians to celebrate my birthday) and the Transformers Annual will be up on Christmas Day.

Another comic series with a triple helping of goodies this holiday season is Beano. Beano #272 from 1945 was the first million-selling issue and is up for review as part of the 80th Anniversary Box Set read through on Thursday 27th November, the issue’s actual 80th birthday! We come right up to the present day with the Beano Christmas Special 2025 and if last year’s was anything to go by it should be another laugh-a-minute experience with plenty of highlights to choose from. That’s on Saturday 6th December. Then it’s back to the 80s on Boxing Day to take the first look in decades at a childhood favourite book, The Dandy and The Beano Fifty Golden Years.

Rounding things off are the latest entries in two ongoing series. Aliens #19 brings the frosty chills on Tuesday 23rd December, and check out Aliens #18 which is already up on the blog with its seasonal cover. There’ll also be no less than six Mighty Marvel UK Comic Checklists, published every Wednesday with details of special issues on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. These will share the Eves with my usual personal Christmas Message and New Year’s Message too, wrapping everything up in a big bow.

I’m really looking forward to this Christmas in my personal life and I wanted to go all out to have the blog match that level of anticipation. I think I’ve done it because I can’t wait to share all of this year’s treats. You can follow along here using a WordPress account or by subscribing via email (see links to the right on desktops or below the post on mobiles), or via socials on the blog’s Instagram and Facebook feeds and my own personal Bluesky so you don’t miss a thing across the holiday season. Christmas 2025 starts now! (Oh, and if you’re wondering if a certain OiNK Blog tradition continues this year, the tree is below.)

All that remains is for me to wish you all A Very Merry Christmas and Very Happy Holidays!

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ALiENS #18: MY MOMMY ALWAYS SAiD THERE WERE NO MONSTERS

What’s this? A Christmas Chris Halls Aliens cover? Am I late in covering the blog’s logo with snow? Nope, that’ll happen on 24th November (six days from the day of writing) as per usual, in this case Dark Horse International editor Cefn Ridout must’ve mistimed the chilly seasonal cover somewhat. Yes, it’s the December issue but last year Chris’ superb art and pun-filled headline were part of the January issue released on 24th December. This year there’s another issue after this one just before Christmas Day.

Despite this, Cefn still takes the opportunity to wish us all a Merry Christmas and since mine starts as soon as the Christmas tree goes up in a few days I’ll take it! Anyway, there’s your obligatory editorial page with the full credits for this month’s issue.

Contrary to the blurb on the cover, the latest chapter to Michael Cook’s Crusade isn’t seasonal. The alien Queen trapped in a cathedral tower gave Chris a reason for the frosty cover and its church iconography, but in these eight pages we don’t see any aliens. From the ‘previously’ page we learn Channon is the leader of the Minecorp marines and Foston is the male company man, not that the strip itself has ever made these clear. The last survivor of the crashed survey team is Foston’s wife, hence why he’s risking it all even though he’s out of his depth.

Channon has been captured by a tribe who have constructed a whole village out of old vehicles because they don’t know what they are. Sounds interesting but unfortunately it’s just a mess on the page. The ‘jail’ is a camper van with a padlock and inside she finds Foston’s wife. They hot-wire the van and make their escape back to the survey ship where they stock up on heavy weaponry and take off down the egg-infested Thames in what is definitely too small a boat. It just feels right to have two kick-ass women in an Alien story, doesn’t it?

I certainly didn’t expect to get a huge laugh from the Motion Tracker news section! There’s a competition for a box set of VHS videos and it would’ve been right up my street. It’s a shame we don’t get a decent photograph of it, I’d really liked to have seen it closed with the face hugger wrapped around it. The comic also corrects (without mentioning it’s a correction) its previous error of stating Aliens wasn’t filmed in widescreen and I really laughed out loud when I got to the end. I hadn’t paid attention to the photo so hadn’t realised who it is until I read the question!

The 8-page first part of Renegade is written by Chris Claremont (Batman Black and White, Gen13, Wolverine), drawn by Vince Giarrano (Haywire, Terminator: Enemy Within, Manhunter), lettered by Tom Orzechowski (Thor, Ghost in the Shell, Spawn) and coloured by Greg Wright (Deathlok, Ghost Rider, The Punisher) and is taken from the American Dark Horse Comics anthology. It’s a prequel to Deadliest of the Species, a new Aliens/Predator crossover story. This is actually a little bit of Aliens history right here. Because it doesn’t feature any aliens, characters or names from the films this has remained the property of the writer and artist so it’s never been reprinted or collected since. 

On a planet rich in resources lives Caleb Deschanel and his daughter, and along with Ash Parnall they’ve built a community at one with nature and it’s making a profit. In lands Commander Javier Milan and EO Moira Delgado of the Descartes Indigenous Self-Defence Forces, protectors of the natural resources, according to them. Their motto is “Unexploited resources are wasted resources”, so defending the planet means exploiting it. The broad smiles and flirting is accompanied with straight-to-the-point statements; they must stand aside or face elimination. The fact the force’s spaceship is called Ransome is a bit on-the-nose.

Caleb is ill and frail and asks Ash to deal with this given her history, whatever that is. In fact, during a conversation Javier asks her how she knows so much about military weaponry and tactics and her response is just as mysterious as this strip; she had a misspent youth and they’ve a well-stocked library. This is the second strip of the issue and the second one with no aliens. A bold move or a poor decision? Truth be told, they’ve both been interesting to read so I’ve no complaints in taking a breather for more character moments.

In the concluding half of Cargo, writer Dan Jolley and artist John Nadeau continue to play to their strengths with a superb atmosphere, even if there’s a key part of the plot that doesn’t make sense. Surely even a criminal such as Vasco wouldn’t endanger the entire planet by importing an unsecured alien just for a bit of revenge? The fact it all happens on an abandoned cargo ship far out at sea doesn’t excuse things, it would eventually run aground or be found. But that atmosphere is palpable, so let’s just go with it.

Having Gerald as the lone human on a huge vessel with one alien has the makings of a truly terrifying tale, so it’s a shame this is a short 16-page strip in total with no time to build suspense. But that’s not where this falls foul, it’s in its overly simplistic ending which amounts to tricking the alien into the mag tube, filling it with water and then electrifying it. Now, that might not sound simplistic, but the fact it all happens in less than two pages makes Gerald’s escape seem very easy. A shame, as the tension in the build up was great.

Extra Terrestrial is a four-page feature written by Terry Jones detailing the cut scenes from Ridley Scott’s original Alien movie. Ridley has never released a director’s cut, he was very happy with the finished film, although he’s released an alternate cut with some scenes and moments replaced by others. The only scenes in this feature that really would’ve added anything new to the film are those above, which for obvious reasons (after the release of Aliens) can never be put back into the film. Ridley has said he never would because James Cameron did such an amazing job with the sequel’s explanation of the eggs.

Colonial Marines is our final strip for the month, coming in at a meatier 11 pages. On Bracken’s World the kelp beds are mysteriously disappearing across the planet and we see this lovely detailed opening of a colony hub on the agricultural world by Tony Akins, Paul Guinan and Matt Hollingsworth. Lt. Henry has explained the situation to the council but they’re angry with his team for upsetting their order, only half-believing him about the aliens.

Still, they demand he help but he can’t without orders, or at least that’s what he says. He’s playing something very close to his chest since the firefight last issue but even his sergeant can’t get it out of him. He won’t tell the council he can’t establish comms with HQ, and just tells his sergeant neither the council nor she need all the facts. This is out of character for him. All we know is that he saw “something” during the fight.

We get more questions than answers when he confronts Alphatech’s supposed “glorified accountant” Beliveau about the bug men having Alphatech weaponry. Aha! He’s convinced Beliveau is a bigger player than he’s been letting on, however Beliveau counters by asking why a new multi-million dollar synth prototype has been assigned to Henry’s babysitting team. Henry has no answers. Conspiracies abound. Intriguing.

Henry buys black market remote bombs and when asked by a different council member to help even though they can’t afford it (the capitalist future of the Alien universe in full effect), Henry says that they’re there until morning, they’ll help until then. This is an interesting, suspenseful and now a mysterious story with great characters and it’s back to full strength after getting lost in a sea of too many characters at once and overblown fight scenes.

There are some moments that hint at aliens attacking ships but otherwise this is again alien-free, concentrating solely on the humans involved in fighting them. So that means three of the four strips have no visible aliens in them whatsoever. In an Aliens comic. You know what? I didn’t even notice until I went back over the issue to make notes for this review. The Alien universe has always been about more than just the xenomorphs, as the brilliant Alien Earth has been expertly proving.

On the letter’s page there’s a brief mention of a new RoboCop comic in the new year, beginning with an adaptation of the upcoming third movie. It would never appear, what with DHI going out of business a few short months later. Marvel UK had also announced a RoboCop fortnightly in the pages of Transformers back in 1990 but that never happened either. He’d eventually pop up on these shores in the pages of Havoc. However, definitely coming next month is a cover drawn by and a strip written by the legendary comics star (and one-time OiNK contributor) Dave Gibbons.

It may have been released a month too early for the Christmas-inspired cover but #18 of Aliens has been a delightful surprise. The fact the stories didn’t need much in the way of alien action for the issue to be compulsive reading (their presence always felt) has ironically made it a highlight of the run so far. I’m intrigued to see what we have in store when the first post-holidays issue hits the blog before the Big Day on Tuesday 23rd December 2025.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025

Well, 2024 was certainly a year. Losing both my parents within months of each other is what I’ll forever remember the year for, but they both raised me in a way that even out of such darkness came light. I’ve a newfound appreciation for my closest friends, who have very much become my chosen family this year. A couple of months ago I could also hear my mum’s voice in my head telling me not to let Christmas suffer because they’re not here. They wouldn’t have wanted that.

As such, this most horrible of years has ended with a holiday season surrounded by that chosen family of mine, who filled my Christmas with love, happiness, laughing kids (hi Ollie and Lily) and plenty of festive feelings. To all of you who sat around that table with me and toasted my dad over a cuppa, I can’t thank you enough. I love you all and you’ve really made the end of this year something joyful, which in itself is nothing short of a Christmas miracle.

Due to the year it’s been, the project I hinted at this day last year never came to fruition, but that’s something I’m looking forward to in 2025 now. Also, the number of visitors the blog has had this year has grown four times as much as I wanted it to, so thank you to all of my regular readers and those who have joined us this year. As I look forward to the 12 months ahead Frank Cross’ (as played by Bill Murray) monologue from the end of one of my favourite Christmas movies, Scrooged comes to mind*. After 2024, I think that’s the way to see life in 2025.

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(* If you’ve never seen it, think of the end of A Christmas Carol but dialled up to 11.)

PiTCHiNG TO PiGLETS PART THREE: TOYS & GAMES

So did you remember to buy enough batteries before Christmas Day for your children’s toys? Did you remember to charge the others? Is your house now a cacophony of tiny electric motors, repetitive music and flashing lights? Of course, it all depends on the age of your kids, but that’s what Christmas was like for us back in OiNK’s days. What were we playing with back then? What did Santa bring us?

For the third part of this series the topic is toys and games, and the pages from OiNK we’d shove in front of our parents’ faces before writing the details on a piece of paper and firing it up the chimney. We kick things off in the very first edition, the OiNK Preview Issue and it’s promoting a smörgåsbord of delights that could have been part of our previous selection of food and drink adverts.

Forget the bags, hats and pens, I can remember my first BMX bike and portable TV, both of which I very gratefully received from Santa Claus. Although I’m sure any younger readers will probably be wondering what’s so “portable” about a very heavy CRT television with a 12” screen. Well, it was so portable we could move it all the way from one corner of the bedroom to the other any time we wanted!

This is of course a competition set by Barratt of Sherbert Dip fame but it showcases some of the hottest tickets in town as far as those chimney lists were concerned. I’m not so sure the next range from Britains would’ve had me as excitedly entering their competition though. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there was a market for them but these adverts make toy cars and trucks seem rather old fashioned even by 1986 standards.

They weren’t the only company that would try to tailor their adverts to the comics medium by introducing panels, captions and speech balloons to make them feel less out of place. Perhaps it was an attempt to get us kids reading their adverts before realising they were ads, or perhaps it was just for a bit of fun. I like to think it was the latter. However, finishing your comic strip would be nice.

I’m not sure whether to laugh at the idea behind this advert or laugh at the audacity! I get the idea obviously; we’re meant to go and buy the toys and finish the story for ourselves and it does get that point across in an original way. Still, you’ve got to hand it to them, it’s a rather cheeky way to cut back on the effort (and cost) to produce it.

In the early issues a series of adverts appeared that actually told a story in three parts. They were for TSR’s Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game, something a handful of my friends at school were into. I never understood the appeal at the time of playing a game completely in their imaginations, nor did I have the patience to learn. In later years I’ve met friends in my adult life who have D&D nights and the way they’ve explained it does make it sound like fun.

I think as a kid I was used to games that had pieces and a board and rules etc. I couldn’t wrap my head around how D&D worked and always figured it would be too easy to cheat and just make stuff up as you went along. I know better nowadays, of course. I worked beside a guy in an office for over a year who was the Dungeon Master of his group of friends and I’m now very aware of how much preparation goes into a good session.

In 1986 Hasbro’s Transformers toys showed no signs of slowing down but that didn’t stop them from wanting to replace the original line up with a fresh batch of Autobots and Decepticons. What better way could there be of getting that point across than replacing the iconic Optimus Prime and Megatron with new leaders? And what better way to introduce them to the world than through a movie at the cinema?

While Ultra Magnus was leader was five minutes, Galvatron would be rather more successful. My old school friend Roger (who I know reads the blog, so hi Roger) had both of these toys and as a young child they felt massive my tiny hands. They really were incredible, and just in case Magnus turned out to be a naff leader he had a hidden Optimus Prime inside. That’s right, isn’t it? Of course. It certainly wasn’t a way to cut costs and recycle part of a previous toy, no.

There are moments in your life when you realise you’re a lot older than you care to admit. I remember playing with water pistols and threatening to soak the adults around us, never fully understanding why they didn’t want to play such games in the middle of winter. As my best friend Vicki now has two kids of her own and her eldest, Ollie, is approaching six-years-of-age I’ve been on the receiving end of many such “threats”… and of many Nerf bullets! Yep, I’ve become one of those adults.

Given the fact this advert is 38-years-old that’s a pretty damned good water pistol/cannon that fires over 30 feet. Saying that, I’ve no idea how far today’s top-of-the-line toys squirt water and I’m hoping I won’t find out any time soon. At least not until the summer please, Ollie!

That’s us at the end of our Christmas look back at the toys and games advertised within the pages of OiNK between 1986 and 1988. We’re halfway through this occasional series now and I’ve lined up the next two instalments for next year, beginning with one close to all our hearts: comics and books. Watch out for that during 2025, which is on the cusp of greeting us as I type.

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PRiME PORKY PRODUCTS: PiG PALS & THEiR MERCH

Merry Christmas everyone!

A few Christmases ago now I received a shoebox in the post in shiny wrapping paper with strict instructions not to open it until Christmas Day. It was from Helen Jones, partner of the late OiNK co-editor Mark Rodgers. I remember my mum was also eager to know what she’d sent me and when I finally got to open it she laughed while I grinned from ear-to-ear. After decades I was the owner of an OiNK mug once more!

Helen knew of how I’d accidentally left my own OiNK mug at a previous workplace in my late teens and that I’d been hunting for a replacement for years. She still had Mark’s mug in a display cabinet and very kindly sent me it for Christmas! That and the OiNK 45 record were the only pieces of piggy pink merchandise I owned as a kid and the latter was warped by the hot sun very soon after I got it. Thankfully I was able to buy a mint condition replacement for the latter on eBay a couple of years back and there’s a blog post in which you can listen to all three of its songs.

Reading the comics again as an adult I’m surprised I never had more of Uncle Pigg’s bits and pieces. If it were today I’d definitely be lapping up everything I could get my trotters on (and there’s an exciting Christmas update further below!), but perhaps having to go through parents curbed that somewhat and then OiNK’s cancellation put paid to any more collecting. But earlier on this year I got to thinking about other pig pals who had been luckier. What if they’d held on to it all?

I reached out to some OiNK fans through social media and asked them if they’d like to show off their merch on the blog. It was a silly question! Who wouldn’t like to boast about having some of this stuff? First to reply was Neil Clarke who has kept a wealth of OiNK pieces in mint condition for three decades. This could be down to the fact that he was a bit older than the rest of us careless kids.

“I got into OiNK as I was a big fan of The Fall and Marc Riley played with them,” Neil told me. “I was into punk music when I was 12 or 13 and OiNK came out when I was 20ish!” Not only that but his brother was a bit of a pig pal too. “My brother Ian won a drawing competition in OiNK and received this bag (like you, I’m jealous of it), so I got him rummaging up in his loft.”

To make you just as jealous as me, here are some photos of Neil’s collection including said bag, his Pig Pack membership club pack (including the letter from Uncle Pigg) and even a photo of the time he met the creator of Harry the Head, Marc himself.

Not only that, as you can see from his not-at-all-smug photo he’s wearing the one-and-only OiNK sweatshirt! That’s the holy grail of OiNK merch right there. Who can forget the “Get sweaty! Get shirty! Get this sweaty-shirty!” advert? Looking back, I really can’t fathom why I didn’t ask my parents (or Santa) for the t-shirt. I’d have loved that! I still would. Hence my daily email from eBay updating me on anything in their clothing selection with the word “oink” included these past several years.

Neil wasn’t the only person to show off the latter piece of pig apparel. When Jackie McCree got back in touch with me she told me she had the t-shirt but during recent renovations it had been put into storage… somewhere! Bless you for going to all the trouble Jackie. Saying that, you can just tell she’s got a huge grin behind this t-shirt, can’t you? Show off!

“I was a big supporter of OiNK,” Jackie told me as a way of curbing my jealousy. “Bought the merchandise, joined the pig pals, and bought extra comics to give to people and leave in doctor/dentist waiting rooms. If I remember correctly my friend Aly Fell submitted a comic strip to OiNK and they used it. I didn’t know Aly at the time but we’ve been friends for decades.” Might have to look into that!

It’s at this point I’ve got that special Christmas Day update!! Jackie very (very, very) kindly packaged up her never-worn OiNK t-shirt and offered to send it to me! I couldn’t believe it! It even came gift wrapped. Naturally, given how much I love both OiNK and this time of year, I didn’t open it until today.

As a kid we received our presents from Santa first thing in the morning but presents under the tree never got opened until after Christmas dinner, and that traditional carries on to this day. So it’s been a long wait but after three-and-a-half-decades a few hours more were nothing. I can’t believe I’ve finally got it! I never, ever thought this would happen so thank you so much Jackie and Merry Christmas to you!

Okay, so I can’t exactly wear it (it’s a child’s small) but I’ll be sourcing a frame and getting this up in my writing room after the holidays, that’s for sure!

Next up is camera shy Steve Finch who has the mug, the pig pack paraphernalia and also a rare piece of OiNK memorabilia in the shape of the promotional folder used by IPC Magazines around the time of the comic’s launch. In fact, it was Steve’s folder that he kindly let me use in one of several posts on the blog detailing the pre-pig days.

Steve also has an original copy of the piece of OiNK gear that’s received the most coverage on the blog to date. Still in its box is his OiNK computer game from CRL. It’s even for the best computer of the 80s, the Commodore 64! (Even though I didn’t get my C64 until 1991. I’ve apparently always been a retro head, even when I was retro.) Now for any young readers that thing sitting in front of the box is called a ‘cassette’.

If there’s one OiNK-themed item even trickier, nay impossible, to get our hands on today it must surely be the bubblegum. What? OiNK had bubblegum? It did indeed. It was only ever seen in one issue as a competition prize in #62, the final weekly before the big revamp. This was a sticky treat with a use by date so you’re not exactly going to see any on eBay, but that’s not to say there isn’t a remnant of this particular piece of comic history somewhere…

That somewhere is the house of OiNK co-editor Patrick Gallagher. Thanks so much for taking part Patrick, I just hope all of the actual gum is long gone and there isn’t anything too scary growing inside that thing. Bright pink (of course) bubblegum and only 2p each? I know I’ve turned 47 four days ago but now I feel old.

“I need to find my Weedy Willy hat.” That’s what pig pal Sue Hall told me when she was rooting around her house looking for her Pig Pack membership goodies and her old school folder covered in one or two OiNK stickers. Sue’s handiwork has appeared on the blog before, when she somehow built the impossible-to-build cut-out Street-Hogs Road-Hogg from #11!

Kevin Tuson is a man who not only has a large OiNK collection to show off, he’s a man who knows exactly how to show it off. I asked everyone if they could supply a photo of them with their merchandise and Kevin certainly agreed! I’m not saying there’s a smugness to his pose but, well, there’s a smugness to his pose. With the complete comics collection, the free gifts, the Pig Pack membership goodies and more, including several letter correspondence from OiNK (which we’ll take a look at some point in the future), I can’t blame him.

That last photo is of Kevin’s son, Sacha. Taken about ten years ago when Kevin quickly needed someone who would actually fit inside the child-sized t-shirt for a photo, I’m sure the now-22-years-of-age Sacha will be ecstatic that his dad sent in this photo for publication on the OiNK Blog.

To round things off we move from OiNKtown to Beanotown with Danny Pearson, current writer for the legendary comic who reached out to me a while back to tell me he’d found a piece of merchandise for OiNK’s spiritual sequel, something I’d been trawling the auction site for to no avail. Created by OiNK’s Mark Rodgers, Patrick Gallagher and Tony Husband, TV show Round the Bend also had a one-off comic special. This is like hen’s teeth on eBay today, so cue a bit of well-deserved smugness from Danny. (Love the background too, bonus points for that.)

That’s us, folks. I thought having a little look at some of these items with fellow pig pals would make for a nice Christmas Day treat, given how some of us may have received these as gifts when we were children (or after I turned 40 in my case). I’d like to thank everyone who took part for showing us their OiNK merchandise and thereby sharing their personal memories.

I hope everyone reading has been having (or have had) a lovely day so far, that you’ll go heavy on the turkey and roasties, polish off at least three bottles of Schloer and enjoy your afternoon nap before your turkey sandwiches for tea. Come back in a few days for more Christmas-like feels when I take a look at the toys and games (real ones) advertised in OiNK. More 80s fondness to come!

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