If you’re unfamiliar with this logo it belongs to the digital anthology comic, Aces Weekly, the creation of its editor David Lloyd (V for Vendetta, Wasteland, Knight Rider) and Bambos Georgiou (The Real Ghostbusters, Knights of Pendragon, Spider-Man). Every volume contains a variety of strips from across a wide spectrum of creators and genres, with each of these volumes consisting of seven weekly 20-page issues designed specifically for your iPad, computer or TV and you can purchase a full volume for only £6.99 (€7.99). That’s £1 per issue!
There are over 70 volumes in total so far and one of OiNK’s fan favourite characters has appeared on a handful of occasions along the way. David Leach’s Psycho Gran began (her late) life back in #15 of OiNK and, alongside her own print publications, she also makes the leap into the digital world now-and-again in Aces Weekly. That’s just what’s happened recently with a brand new three-page strip called Tiger! Tiger!
Pig pals will instantly be trying to work out why she’s pouring a powdery substance onto the road in the middle of the night . Of course, nothing she’s innocently doing at the beginning of a strip is ever really all that innocent, and any OiNK fan will know those police officers are about to find out! I obviously won’t ruin the surprise, but even if you’re only wanting to read this one strip it’s worth the entrance fee of one issue on its own! Yes, you have to buy a complete volume of Aces at a time, but you’ll get your money’s worth with up to 150 pages for the price!
As I said though, this is far from her first appearance in the comic. Some previous strips (again, I’ll only show quick previews) include Dog Toffees which sees the little old dear taking her flight-capable dog Archie for a walk in the park when someone approaches her to ask for a doggy bag for their own pooch’s plops. For anyone unfamiliar with Psycho Gran it’s an innocuous beginning, but we know better don’t we? Just like her pages in OiNK, David’s strips never fail to surprise with where they end up!
Fantastic Voyage II was a rather topical outing for ol’ Psycho when it was released during the Covid pandemic, and quite literally there’s something in the air. But don’t fret about her age. Don’t fret about her unknowingly walking into danger. Don’t even fret about the fact the virus has easily entered her body. If there’s anything we know about her it’s that she can hardly be described as vulnerable. In what ends up feeling like something akin to a hilarious cross between Psycho Gran and Jeremy Banx’s Burp, you’ll love the outcome of this one!
Billed as a Christmas horror story, Confessions of Psycho Gran sees her head off to the local church to speak about her sins. I think it’d take a whole 20-page issue of Aces Weekly to fully cover this lady’s confessions but, brilliantly, the focus of the strip is on the poor priest who’s just there to listen and forgive. As you can see from this first page it appears she’s taken quite a toll on him. Just a little bit. It’s a darker story than usual even by Psycho Gran standards, but as always it’s laugh-out-loud funny.
These last two samples may not actually feature Psycho Gran much (or at all) on the pages I’m showing you, but fans will already feel her presence in their set ups and will surely look forward to seeing her impact in both. Still Waters takes place at the local swimming pool where Gran is enjoying a paddle in the swim lane. None of the other swimmers want to share it with her but one man isn’t having it, he’s paid for his swim time and so pushes through, jumping the entire queue and into the water. I’m not even going to hint at what comes next but it’s a brilliant final page which I personally found particularly funny, and it includes a nice nod to a classic comic star.
In conclusion, what are you waiting for? You should get yourselves over to the Aces Weekly back issue page where you can scroll down and find each volume that contains David’s brilliant creation. Alternatively, he’s also personally published a whole bunch of Psycho Gran’s digital strips in the third issue of her Comics Cavalcade physical comic, a review of which you can check out on the blog. Between that and a subscription to the simply superb Aces Weekly you’ll never miss out on a bit of psychotic happiness.
It’s Opposites Day in Marvel US’ sixth issue of Transformers: Generation 2. The six-page back up strip Tales of Earth is up first, with the main, 16-page The Gathering Darkness starting on the very next page. The shorter story’s build up must be coming to its climax and melding into the main story. But even more excitingly than that, the human co-stars who started this whole series return.
That’s right, G.I. Joe are back! With Bludgeon’s Decepticons levelling city after city across the globe it was only a matter of time until they were the only appropriate human response. But they’re not happy! First though, writer Simon Furman’s back up kicks off with an explanation at last from Megatron as to his choice of Deceptions to resurrect. Although, what he says is more like proof he was right after the fact, rather than the reason he chose Starscream in the first place.
It’s a bit better than, “Because it’s a Transformers comic and it wouldn’t be the same without our tête-à-tête, and they reissued his toy so I had no choice. All hail Hasbro!” Tales of Earth ends with the page below and the return of Optimus Prime to our planet at last. I love how this momentous moment is completely undercut with Duke’s response to his arrival. Derek Yaniger’s art is perfect for this comic once again and I love his rough-and-ready depiction of the Joes.
Standing in the flattened Capitol, Hawk lists a handful of major world cities all destroyed by the Decepticons. I’d no idea this comic went this far! It makes Prime’s reasoning all the more ridiculous though, especially when he just stands there and watches Starscream shoot down a G.I. Joe jet with its pilot still inside. While he states every human life lost weighs on his “already overburdened conscience”, he suggests that an assault by the Autobots would aggravate the situation. I think that ship has sailed!
There aren’t many Decepticons and the majority of the damage was done by their ship in space, which is one big target! It’d be an easy win (especially given how easily the Autobots do win their battle later), but the threat of Jhiaxus is so great that Prime wants to talk to Megatron instead. Is this going to come down to putting differences aside or they’ll all die again? This feels somewhat overdone by this point after the first generation. Although we do get to see Prime fighting his way to Megatron through Tantrum, a fan-favourite Predacon and it was great to see them again after their terrific Marvel UK stories.
Penciller Manny Galan, inker Jim Amash and colourist Sarra Mossoff really do pull out all the stops with the set pieces here, I can’t deny that. Still loving Richard Starkings’ and John Gaushell’s speech balloons too. So it’s already not going to plan for Prime, but surely he should’ve known that would happen? Then again, his actions so far (or rather, lack thereof) feel like he’s forgotten about his promise to our planet and the people on it, so maybe he’s had a bump to the head and thought Megatron wouldn’t obviously betray him.
Unfortunately, this is immediately followed by another issue I have with this chapter. Megatron defeats Prime far too easily and his plan is so basic, and accomplished so effortlessly, I can’t help but wonder why he never did it before now? With Optimus down he rips open the chest of the Autobot leader and connects a siphon to drain the Matrix of its power which he can then use to raise a new Decepticon army.
I do like the fact Prime has a mouth in behind his plating. It reminds me of how the live-action movies depicted him and the cheer that came out of the audience (and me) when his plating slid out in battle. But why does he have teeth? Anyway, I’m getting distracted, so back to the story. A few pages earlier Grimlock and Prowl were arguing (as always) about what to do and Prowl reminded the Dinobot leader that Optimus wanted to go in alone to prove the gravity of the situation to Megatron.
Obviously this didn’t sit well with Grimlock (who now has a speech pattern that’s a combination of the original UK and US comics) but orders are orders, right? Well, this led to that inner thought about orders above. On the opposite page to that is the image below which you can’t help but notice upon turning the page, resulting in that thought above being superbly funny!
What follows are a few pages of good old-fashioned fighting between a lot of the classic characters from the earlier days of the original comic, so they’re a blast to read. Even the art continuing not to show transformations (instead showing a ‘before’ and ‘after’ image of the character in the same panel) can’t dampen what is an exhilarating battle. In the end the Autobots win, naturally, and the Decepticons tractor beam themselves off Earth, taking the drained Matrix energy with them. Again, they could’ve done this in the beginning!
The last two pages hark back to the gathering darkness of the title. Prowl recycles a line from the cartoon movie as Prime gives us a hint of what battles we should expect in coming issues. I’m going to guess Megatron takes on Jhiaxus’ Decepticons and the Autobots have to come to their rescue. Of course, when I try to guess what’s going to happen in my comics I’m hoping my guess is always wrong and that I’m going to be surprised instead. Speaking of surprises, the people of Fara get a particularly nasty one.
This darkness reminds me a lot of both the void creatures Skids battled in the Marvel UK comic and the corrupted Matrix when it took over Thunderwing in the later issues of the original run. This kind of sums up this issue for me. It’s just too familiar. The nostalgia is welcome in the battle between the opposing sides but elsewhere it feels like a well-trodden path. It’s still enjoyable, in the way that catching a repeat of Knight Rider on TV is enjoyable even though my complete Blu Ray set is on a nearby shelf.
I own the complete Marvel UK run of Transformers G1 and admittedly am reading Generation 2 just after finishing it instead of a few years later, but it still feels a bit too much like a repeat in its overall story and some of its character moments. Unfortunately, there’s also a sense of trying to rush through the plot to get to a certain point, such as with Prime’s sudden disregard for us and Megatron’s ease at gaining the power of the Matrix. Had word reached Simon that the comic wasn’t going to be the ongoing epic he’d envisioned?
Nostalgia isn’t always a good thing
As a result this is the weakest issue so far. The fact it’s still so enjoyable from the nostalgia point of view speaks volumes to the high quality of this series as a whole. This is the first issue of the second half of the run, so I’ll be interested to see if it continues at this pace in order to reach a proper ending. Before I go, an advert in the middle of the comic caught my eye to prove that nostalgia isn’t always a good thing.
To say that’s a problematic advert is a bit of an understatement. In these more enlightened times it’s quite a shock to see it in a kid’s comic. It doesn’t exactly send the right message about women to any young boys reading, does it? I remember the TV show (and the movie it was based on) but I’ll admit I never watched it. From what I’ve heard she actually taught the boys a lot about women throughout the series, but even when I was the exact target audience it never sat right with me, maybe because there were a lot of girls in my friends circle.
Anyway, as I close this latest issue and see that front cover by Derek again I lament how the inside didn’t quite match up to its promise. If the plot having too many convenient things happen is to ensure we’ll reach a proper ending point before cancellation then it’ll go down as a necessary evil. Let’s see how things pan out when Transformers: Generation 2 #7 hits the blog on Sunday 30th March 2025.
I’ve been excited for this ninth issue of Dark Horse International’s flagship Aliens comic for a few reasons. First up, it includes the free gift mini-comic, a rare treat when buying classic comics. Secondly, Hive finally comes to its long overdue conclusion. Thirdly, the epic Colonial Marines strip I remember from the one issue I bought as a teenager begins. But there’s something else above and beyond all of that.
This issue contains the first British strip, never before printed anywhere else in the world. This must’ve been a hugely exciting development for readers, given the success of Marvel UK’s comics with similar mixes of imported and original stories, such as Transformers. The promise here is that every single issue will include an exclusive from now on and even decades later I’m excited by the prospect.
The excitement for the American Colonial Marines strip is tempered somewhat though, knowing I’ll not get to read the end. Unfortunately the comic would be cancelled before it’s 24 parts played out, but I’m still here for it and to experience it as readers would’ve at the time. The features pages have had a freshening up too as evidenced with the editorial above (where you’ll find full credits for this issue), and then it’s straight into the very-90s-UK-comic painted art of Sacrifice: Part One.
I remember not being a fan of this art style at the time in a friend’s 2000AD but it’s grown on me in the years since. Back then I didn’t like the lack of inked outlines and sometimes found them hard to follow, but now I think they look glorious. For Aliens, artist Paul Johnson is a very welcome addition to the inside of the comic after his previous covers for #2 and #3 (and this issue’s is his too).
For the first few panels of the story I thought it was set underwater (teenage me would’ve been lost, no doubt) but Peter Milligan’s (Eagle, Egypt, Skin) story begins in a more familiar setting with a crashing spaceship. Of course I assumed the ship had been in distress because of an alien but we soon find out this story’s alien is actually already on the planet where Ann McKay finds herself as the lone survivor of the crash.
Sacrifice: Part One is 12 pages long, a typical length for a British strip and it’s certainly the star here, even if the story seems made up of several clichés pasted together. After stumbling upon a set of man-made stone blocks covered in blood and an alien nearby, Ann runs, falls and knocks herself unconscious. She awakes some time later and soon finds herself in a settlement filled with strange people acting strangely who don’t like strangers. You know the type from any horror film set in a remote village.
Sacrifice has definitely got potential and as the first British strip commissioned it’s got my attention
Ann finds out the alien has been stalking the settlement for nine months and it doesn’t take a genius to work out the link between the fact it didn’t chase her, the blood covered blocks (clearly altars) and the name of the story. So we’ve creepy people sacrificing one of their own to the alien on a regular basis and an alien who has decided it’s a good enough arrangement that it doesn’t attack? It can’t be that simple. It can’t be that bizarre!
The characters might be clichéd (we even see a nighttime scene of the villagers heading to the altars by torchlight carrying something that looks suspiciously like a baby) and the dialogue is stilted, but the art is superb and there’s an atmosphere and a mystery about it that intrigues me. Perhaps the alien just can’t get into the settlement and the sacrifices made are in vain? But why didn’t it chase Ann?
This final page is of Ann’s recurring nightmares of an alien floating above her bed. She’s imagining it with eyes, curious as to what the alien sees in her after she didn’t tell the one kind villager that she saw the blocks. She’s scared but can’t understand why. Sacrifice has definitely got potential and as the first British strip commissioned it’s got my attention.
Of course, Hive also had great potential during the first few issues but now I can’t wait to see the back of it and its characters. So it’s with great delight that I turn to the final chapter. Again, Kelley Jones‘ and Les Dorscheid’s art of the aliens themselves is superb and I’d love to see them team up to do a story involving likeable humans and a more interesting plot. Narrative captions wouldn’t hurt either, so I was glad to see their occasional use here.
Even though they’re meant to be taken from Dr Mayakovsky’s scientific journal on ants they help explain things that the plot and art sometimes struggle to. It’s only in the story recap (before the strip) that I realise the ship that landed last time belonged to the team’s rivals and not the main characters. The captions are a simple fix and ultimately allow the art to shine. So anyway, this is the final part and despite the story going downhill previously these final nine pages manage to be even more terrible.
Basically, Mayakovsky sends synthetic human Gill to the ship to ask for help off the planet, but when he realises they’ll take all of the alien jelly from him he orders Gill to self-destruct and blow them up instead! But then he contacts his own ship and tells the captain he can have it all if he just rescues them? This makes no sense. Then, with rescue on the way he and his lover Lish overdose on the jelly to enter a state of euphoria and start making love instead of doing anything to try to delay the aliens getting to them.
So they’re all dead and I’m trying my best to not be glad about that, because we’re meant to be rooting for the humans and terrified of the aliens. But I was cheering the xenomorphs on by the end. To add insult to injury the art on the last two pages above looks very rushed. In particular that chest buster looks awful, like a child has drawn it. I don’t know what happened to the saving grace of the strip but boy, am I glad Hive is over!
No matter how bad that got over the past few months, I could always rely on the Motion Tracker news pages to bring me some retro goodness and it doesn’t disappoint again. There are a couple of funny ‘shock’ headlines to begin with and that story regarding Sigourney Weaver shows just how much the world has moved on. These were the days when actresses were less likely to be hired for movies and TV just because they were brunette!
I wonder if that list of directors would’ve had a different order just a few months later after the release of Jurassic Park? Especially with innovation being a key factor. The comic gives away a copy of Alien³ on VHS despite panning the video’s pan-and-scan 4:3 ratio elsewhere in the issue. It also categorically states a Terminator 3 would be impossible, and there’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it first mention of a movie that would spawn a future TV obsession of mine. These sorts of things are the reason I love looking back via these pages every month.
Written by Chris Warner, artist on the comic’s Aliens/Predator crossover, our second new strip, Colonial Marines: Part One is 12 pages (the strips are more evenly distributed this time around) and we’re treated to an exclusive Technical Readout of the corps before it for context. It kicks off on board a Sungun, a device set up on an asteroid by another huge corporation which literally fires barrels of toxic waste into a nearby sun. Clearly in the future universe of Aliens we’ve just taken our shit elsewhere. An autopilot dumpster arrives and there’s no response when it’s hailed. So far, so ‘Aliens’.
Elsewhere, Lt. Joseph Henry of the Colonial Marines is in trouble for striking a captain. Despite the fact the captain had been beating up a young female prostitute, only Joseph is in trouble. Recently his mum had died and because he was so far away in deep space he couldn’t be with her in her final hours, nor was his powerful military father who chose the job over her. The fact she died alone is eating away at Joseph, so I can’t blame him for punching the captain given what he was doing! In fact, I like him already.
His punishment sets up our story. Ordered to fly a team of replacement workers to an unfinished communications array in deep space, he’ll stay with them for a full year. So that’s an area of space where they can’t call for help, then. Plot point one established. But first he has to drop off a company executive to something called a ‘Sungun’ where an inspection is due to take place. Plot point two established. So exactly how are things going at the Sungun where they’d just docked the unmanned ship? Let penciller Tony Atkins (Terminator, Wonder Woman, Fables), inker Paul Guinan (Boilerplate, Chronos, Barb Wire) and colourist Matt Hollingsworth (Preacher, Catwoman, Death: The High Cost of Living) fill us in.
There we go, the plot is established and it’s so very in keeping with what we’re used to with this franchise. However, there’s a very likeable, relatable character in the middle of it all. Let’s hope the rest of the cast fall into that category. If they do, then we’re sure to be in for a great ride for the rest of the year. In fact, for the rest of the comic’s real time read through here on the blog!
For some reason the Aliens Vs Predator II strip is a reprint of the one from two issues ago. Hopefully that’ll be rectified next time, but before we finish off let’s take a quick look at that free eight-page comic. Originally printed one page at a time in Dark Horse Insider in the States it treads a very familiar path in two ways.
Firstly, the art by Denis Beauvais (videogame The Revenant, Aliens novels, Predator comics) is gorgeous throughout. Because this was created for publication at a rate of one page per month the love and detail that has gone into every one is nothing short of spectacular. However, the script by Mike Richardson (who also wrote Newt’s Tale in our previous seven issues) is sorely lacking.
The problem is that the story itself is nothing more than a series of scenes from the film in a different order with different characters. There’s a lot of recycling here. But just look at that art! For a freebie this is just stunning to look at, if not to read. What a shame that my next issue doesn’t contain its free comic with the second half of this, I’d just love to see more of that exquisite artwork by Denis. If you’d like to, you can also check out his official website.
After two great new strips this month there’s hype for more new stuff to come! According to the Dark Horse Comics Checklist, Aliens #10 replaces Hive with a new Predator strip (great, because I’ve already been missing it) and there’s a prose story joining the mix too! I’ve suddenly remembered there was one in the issue I bought as a teen so it must be a regular addition. Given how great the prose stories were in my Marvel UK and Grandreams Annuals I’m eager to see what Aliens does with the format. We’ll find out when #10 comes to the blog on Tuesday 25th March 2025. I can’t wait!
Right from the off OiNK was different in every way, even with its fan club. Older readers of this blog will have had (or will have known someone who had) the famous Gnasher furry badge as a child from Beano’s fan club. But OiNK went one better. Not only could we proudly display a piggy pink badge of Uncle Pigg (at a time when boys weren’t meant to like anything pink), we could own a lucky butcher’s foot too!
Throw in some funny stickers, a letter from the editor and a lucky number with which you could win a prize if it was selected in the comic, and the Pig Pack was born! Advertised from the very start in the free preview issue, it cost only £1.00 plus a whopping 12p for postage. Now don’t you feel old? Well, prepare for that feeling to return several times throughout this post as we take a look at the adverts for OiNK’s unique range of merchandise.
In the 80s our licenced (eg. Transformers) and action comics (eg. 2000AD) contained adverts for a plethora of related items to spend our parents’ money on, but humour comics didn’t really. Some had fan clubs or competitions for themed t-shirts, posters etc., but OiNK was determined to be unique. We weren’t limited to the usual stuff and, despite not actually joining the Pig Pack, by buying the comic and some merch I still felt I was in a special club! For the actual club, the comic would theme adverts to match the issues, such as the Skeleton Crew disastrously taking over the comic, or for issues based around crime, Hogmanay, Valentine’s and time travel.
I personally owned two pieces of merchandise back in the 80s and I’ve been lucky enough to obtain them again as an adult. Regular readers will know of the fate of my original OiNK mug (left behind when I was fired from a job at 19) and my OiNK 45 record (left under a skylight window on a hot day!) and how I came to acquire them again (through the very kind Helen Jonesfor the mug and eBay for the record).
The mug was first advertised in only my second issue as a child (#15) but I didn’t order one for myself until much, much later in the run, just before the comic turned monthly. I remember receiving it and suddenly the logo was different to the comic’s, although I always preferred the original one from the cup and I cherished it for years.
Above is the original mug advert, followed by the one that first appeared in #22, the Magic & Fantasy Issue, although it was also used in following issues. The one on the bottom-left was a one-off inside the second Holiday Special and finally Charlie Brooker’s Transmogrifying Tracey was the star (kinda) of the final advert style created and the one I believe I ordered from.
While the mug was available for the rest of OiNK’s run, the record only had a limited pressing and only available for a short time. There was a little mention at the bottom of a Grunts letters page in #36 telling us of a musical treat to come and on page three of #37 a little hype was built up. I actually own the original art of this thanks to it being part of a page Davy Francis gave me several years back.
This was a lovely additional treat when Davy handed me his classic ‘Neely Dunn’ Cowpat County strip (which you can read in #37’s review). Assembled by co-editor Patrick Gallagher, you can see those musical notes were just marker pen over the top of a photograph and how it was all assembled via various pieces of paper glued together.
The first advert, below, certainly grabbed my attention because I can remember pestering my parents with it! This was as different a piece of comics merchandise as you were ever likely to get and I just had to have it! This was the kind of thing you’d only have seen in OiNK, thanks to the musical talents of Marc Riley (Snatcher Sam), Chris Sievey (Frank Sidebottom) and co-editor and writer Tony Husband.
The same advert would appear the next issue in black and white with a different photograph, then two smaller ads followed before they disappeared from the comic forever. You can find out all about this exciting piece of merch in its own blog post, where you can listen to all three of the songs and even check out the recommended dance moves!
Two OiNK goodies I particularly coveted as a kid but never ordered for whatever reason were items of clothing. The t-shirt appeared very early in the run and would be available for purchase all the way to the end. Just like the club membership and the mug it also received a variety of adverts. Below is the original as it appeared in #8, as well as those from the War Special (#20) and the All-Electric Issue (#23). Bringing up the rear is the one from the final months of the comic and clearly Uncle Pigg wasn’t beyond using emotional bribery to make a buck.
With the gift of hindsight I see there were adult sizes and I curse myself! Not that I would’ve wanted to order an adult size back then, and I doubt my parents would’ve wanted to splash out for two different sizes for me to wear at different points in my life. I may not be able to walk the streets of Belfast proudly sporting that smile-inducing logo but thanks to a fellow pig pal I do finally have the version I wanted as a child, albeit to frame and hang on my wall. You can check that out in a post from Christmas Day 2025.
The t-shirt, pig pack and mug could be seen as the three main pieces of merchandise, seeing as how they were advertised more than any other. They’d often appear alongside each other and I’m sure the page below will be very familiar to any pig pal reading this. (Note the addition of a piggy pink comb now, too!) This was printed in almost every issue over the course of several months in 1987, during what I call the Golden Age of OiNK when it was at its height for me personally.
The second piece of apparel had the best tagline in a clothing advert ever in my opinion. “Get sweaty! Get shirty! Get this sweaty shirty!” is one of those OiNK lines that fans quote to each other today when reminiscing about their favourite comic (alongside, “And the dolphin’s name was Keith” and the OiNK Song chorus, among others). At over a tenner, in comparison to the rest of the items it was expensive for the 80s.
The first time I got to see what the OiNK sweatshirt actually looked like (since our ads were drawn rather than photographed, with the exception of the Pig Pack above) was during Christmas last year when I invited other fans to show off what they still owned. It’s a… unique fashion item. This full-page advert for it first appeared in #42, the Fantastic Fashion Issue funnily enough!
Despite the logo change with the first monthly issue the following year, the sweatshirt, t-shirt and mug would continue to be advertised as-is (the second advert above replacing the original for the sweaty-shirty), with no new merch for the new logo ever appearing. In fact, the final piece of merchandise we’d see popped (no pun intended) up in the final weekly just before the new look would make its logo redundant.
I never saw the bubblegum in my local sweet shop and, just like the sweatshirt, didn’t even see a photograph until that same post from last Christmas in which Patrick himself held up a surviving empty box. I can’t help but wonder, what if OiNK had remained as the popular fortnightly comic from its heyday and had continued on for more years to come. What other merchandise would we have seen Uncle Pigg churn out to fill his coffers?
The fact the Round the Bend TV series was originally planned as an OiNK show fills the imagination with what could’ve been. That was a quality, award-winning series and if it had been tied in with our comic as intended maybe this post would’ve ended up being twice as long! As it stands, there are still plenty of items I’m trying to get my trotters on, but for now I’ll just have to look at these adverts and dream.
This evocative cover by John Bolton (Jurassic Park, Aliens, Black Dragon) shows us Count Dracula descending on poor Lucy Westerna (played by Sadie Frost in her first film role) and it has me wondering exactly what the comic will show from certain scenes in the film. We’ll find out as we creak open the coffin lid and gaze upon #2 of Dark Horse International’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But first, I assumed my copy would be missing its free gift and was very happy to be proven wrong with this glossy movie poster still attached to the staples!
Returning to the opening pages and again Anthony Hopkins’ voice welcomes readers to the second chapter of the movie adaptation, which three weeks ago I praised for its art direction, style and atmosphere. Although, at times it could be confusing to anyone who hadn’t seen the film in a while. This was because some scenes didn’t translate that well to the page. Fortunately, this time around there’s less of this criticism to be found.
We kick things off with Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) trying to find his way out of the castle and instead traipsing through a living nightmare, before trying and spectacularly failing to kill the Count while he sleeps. (This moment in the film belongs to Gary Oldman!) Over in England a vast storm unlike anything ever recorded has hit the country and we may be missing the powerful music from this moment but it plays in my head as I read the following few pages.
As we see the animals going wild and a wolf escaping the zoo, the rain soaking Lucy and the storm getting worse, we know it’s all because the ship with Dracula on board is getting ever closer, hence his eyes in the sky watching over everything. While the film offered no narration for this moment it was clear what was happening. It’s a very stylised moment, very Coppola, and can’t have been easy to bring to the page.
Any fan of the film will know what’s coming next
It works better than last issue, but of course I’ve seen the film recently so I don’t know how easily it could be followed without narrative captions for new readers or lapsed viewers. I personally like the fact there aren’t captions, just the diary entries now and again. It matches the film in this regard, but in a different medium should it have contained more text? The jury is out, but if you know the film (or even the original story) you’ll enjoy this sequence and the lovely, shadowy art once more by penciller Mike Mignola, inker John Nyberg and colourist Mark Chiarello.
Any fan of the film will know what’s coming next and it relates to what I said about the cover. While there’s no obvious nudity it’s still surprising to see the scene play out in a comic if I’m honest. Although, without all of the dramatic build up and the actual horror and suspense leading up to this moment it feels a bit random and gratuitous.
After this terrifying sexual encounter comes one of my very favourite scenes in the whole film, when Dracula and Mina meet properly for the first time on the streets of London and simply chat. Gary and Winona Ryder were perfect in this scene and it pretty much all plays out in the comic, taking up eight pages in total of Roy Thomas’ adaptation (his script lettered by John Costanza). Of course the medium doesn’t lend itself to translating the slow, deliberate acting in what is a touching, yet mysterious scene (unless you read it that way of course), but the art remains fascinating.
Their initial introduction ends on this image of a bat rising out of the scene against a pure white background. This is an example of the comic taking inspiration from the visuals of the film and producing its own to get across narrative elements of the story it may have otherwise struggled with. Opposite from this is the rear of the poster so coincidentally this feels like a natural chapter end in itself.
The comic has also improved its translation of such moments to the page. Take when Arthur Holmwood (Carey Elwes) comes to check on his fiancée Lucy, who has been in the care of Dr. Jack Seward (Richard E. Grant). The visual moment in question is actually a scene transition after Arthur agrees to bring in Van Helsing, finally admitting to himself there’s something ‘else’ wrong with his love.
Lucy is holding onto her dress collar and we zoom in past it to see the two red holes in her neck where she was bitten by Dracula in his monstrous wolf man form. Just like in the film, as we get closer to the bite marks they turn into his eyes and then into the eyes of the wolf that had escaped from the zoo. This transition takes us back to the London scene, ending with ol’ Drac easily taming the wolf, and the wolf then letting Mina pet it; a key moment in the development of our lead characters’ relationship.
While earlier in this review I did lament how some scenes could’ve done with more explanation and room inside the comic, I’m glad to say the London scene isn’t the only one that gets space to breathe. Some of the smaller moments are actually given prominence, such as when Dracula arrives at the window of Lucy’s bedroom.
This could’ve been summed up in a couple of panels but instead it’s presented in a way that adds such atmosphere to the comic. In that regard I think it’s the best example to sum up the title as a whole and a page that could be framed for the wall by anyone who’s a fan of the film. Perhaps alongside that poster.
Moving on to the extra features and again it’s made up of Inside Dracula and Bloodlines, the making-of and news pages respectively. It’s here I take issue with one of the headlines on the cover. “Interviews (plural) with the cast of the smash-hit movie”, editor Dick Hansom boasted. What we actually get are two pages with small profiles of six of the cast members. For three of them we get some quotes taken from actual interviews elsewhere and a fourth where the quote is from Francis Ford Coppola instead.
There are some interesting nuggets here, such as Francis’ insistence on a young cast in keeping with the novel (which went against the grain of previous adaptations) and Winona’s role in getting the whole thing started in the first place, which was touched upon last issue. I can sympathise with how reading the novel is described as a “formidable task” and in Sadie’s profile the comic mentions “the much-publicised sensual aspects”, which you just know referred to what British tabloid rags thought were the most important scenes in the film.
Bloodlines rounds up the movie’s takings so far and the glut of vampire flicks which went into production off the back of the news Francis Ford Coppola was making Dracula. News of Tale of a Vampire has a different feel to it now, after we tragically lost the great Julians Sands in 2023. I’d never heard of this film but the role seems just perfect for him so I’ll probably track it down on a streaming service and check it out.
The mystery behind Innocent Blood’s release was probably more to do with its complete flop in the States than with our movie. Described on Wikipedia as a “mixture of the vampire, gangster and buddy cop genres” but with a ton of nudity and gore, it doesn’t scream ‘John Landis’ to me. As for Interview With the Vampire, I can’t find proof of Sting being approached but coincidentally Julian Sands was considered!
Then, on the glossy inside back cover is the first of Dark Horse International’s subscriptions pages for their range, something I would become very familiar with towards the end of the same year when I discovered their Jurassic Park. I started reading that comic from #6 and by then two of the three titles below had already been cancelled and replaced by others, which probably shocked the publisher as much as the readers, given what they were based on.
On the back page is the same Aliens advert from last time promoting #9 of that comic and its brand new UK strip, the review of which will be up on 18th February 2025. For now Dracula slinks back into his coffin to await the next review of his own comic. This is the most promising movie adaptation yet on the blog, so let’s hope #3 continues the trend on Sunday 2nd March 2025.
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