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THE SLEEZE BROTHERS: SOME LiKE iT FRESH

The inept detective brothers El’ Ape and Deadbeat Sleeze are chasing a man with a thumb for a head through the streets of The Big Apple when they literally stumble upon the Cosmos Father’s men killing some air traders who’d hiked their prices up. Running for their lives, the Sleezes end up in the Shuttle Port and (again, accidentally) wind up in the ladies. Five minutes later they’ve nicked wigs and clothes, applied some lippy and are making their escape from the goons. And we’re off!

Oh, how I’ve missed these two. The Sleeze Brothers: Some Like It Fresh was published by Marvel’s Epic Comics imprint in the States rather than the UK, with Transformers colourist Nel Yomtov their new editor. The rest of the regular creative team return for this final edition of their own comic, with co-creators John Carnell and Andy Lanning writing and pencilling respectively, Stephen Baskerville inking, Steve White colouring and Helen Stone lettering. There’s no clear release date online with various sources stating different months of 1991, so I’ve decided to cover it somewhere in the middle of 2026, 35 years after its release.

The title refers to clean air, something of a rare commodity in this future Earth city and a key point in the first issue of their UK monthly two years prior. In fact, the city is so polluted and fresh air so rare it’s traded by nefarious cartels in sniffer bottles like portable SodaStreams, and there are morality groups and politicians calling for its banishment. A complete prohibition is the goal of the PRATS, the Planetary Reform Air Temperance Society, a group of Mary Whitehouse-esque Daily Mail-reading (possibly) women who our two lads happen to be disguised as.

Within a handful of pages the scene switches to a massive space cruiser called the Overlook (a second horror movie hotel location for the series and, alongside the title of the issue, the umpteenth movie reference in general) where the PRATS and the rival gangs are all having meetings. The Sleezes can’t even escape properly! There’s a funny moment when the robotic bellboy elaborates on all of the luxuries the hotel contains, only for the brothers to be told none of this applies to them as the PRATS don’t believe in such things and they end up in a rat-infested hole.

You see, they haven’t only dressed up as women, but as key speakers for the PRATS! Although, given what comes out of their mouths you get the impression they’re not even trying to put on voices, which just makes the whole scenario even more absurd and funny. Also the fact that anyone who has met them before sees through their disguises straight away. Called upon to give his speech El Ape, in complete desperation for something to say and not blow his cover, ends up saying the air suppliers should be nuked, resulting in chants of “burn the supply” and “kill their children” from the supposed do-gooders!

Vanity Case also returns, hired by a PRAT to investigate wigs that disappear at night only to return each morning. Vanity is just one of the brilliantly-named cast members here. The sole male PRAT is called Dr. Masticator, the angry and disgusting police chief Pigheadski’s first name is revealed to be Elmo, the Cosmos Father’s number two is Angelo Tagelitelly, J. Edgar Hairdryer mades a welcome return, as does President Sinartra and Mr Big’s first name is Ronnie, because of course it is!

Accidentally disposing of Pigheadski’s undercover cop, El’ Ape is recruited to take on the role of the never-seen-before Mr Big, meaning the opposing groups are after him for different reasons, what with one side setting up Mr Big to be killed. It’s a classic Sleeze Brothers tale that continues to escalate more and more out of control, and with the strip lasting a lengthy 48 pages this gets more chaotic than any story before it, which is saying something.

Innuendos abound too. I remember reading the first issue in 1989 when I was only 11 and, while I knew it was naughty in places and I kept some of the images hidden from my parents, most of the more adult jokes just went over my head. I could see the same happening here for younger readers. I’d have loved this as a kid and wouldn’t have really thought of anything as unsuitable, although now I can see it was definitely for more mature readers. This page featuring Sinartra and his tank-like lower body being one such example.

There are plenty of running jokes too, such as the miniature ninjas hired to take out Mr Big (El’ Ape in this case). Each one fails spectacularly. It’s not from lack of trying though. It’s certainly not from any outsmarting of them on the part of the brothers either. Rather, each one falls foul of Ape’s complete lack of awareness for anything other than what’s directly in front of him. Seeing each assassination attempt fall apart by accident made me roar every time.

The brothers end up having two cases to solve which only sets things up for twice the amount of failure. They’re not doing it to be altruistic, it’s because if they don’t help Pigheadski he won’t drop the charges they were accused of in their regular comic and El’ Ape wants to date Vanity so they decide to help her too. He dresses up as Mr Big to meet with the Cosmos Father who wishes to make amends (an obvious trap) and Deadbeat dons the wig again to solve the other case.

Of course, this is The Sleeze Brothers so we just know these two separate mysteries are really one and the same. As if the comic wasn’t already hilarious, this is when it really kicks off! Mr Big is released from prison and makes his way to the Overlook. The air dealers are filling the PRATS’ wigs with air to smuggle it to Earth. The head PRAT is in on it and she sneaks off from their meeting to rendezvous with the crooks.

Everything is already set for a brilliant finale when it’s revealed that the cops are listening in on the meeting through an ear piece on El’ Ape. Not only that, they have a trigger phrase he should recite if he gets into trouble and they can burst in and take everyone out, which coincidentally just so happens to be the exact same trigger phrase the gang will use when it’s time to take out Mr Big (or rather, El’ Ape). We know chaos is coming but nothing could prepare me for how this issue ended.

After an air container gets ruptured in the action, the sweet fresh O₂ leaks out and we get an excellent Sleeze Brothers equivalent of the ending of every gangster film ever. It’s not a mass shoot out, it’s a mass love-in instead, with everyone happy and laughing and loving life, high on fresh air. The fact this very reaction is seen as illicit in this future world, as a dangerous out of control drugs high, sums up the perfectly crafted idiocy at the heart of this series.

But despite the large scale of the ending it’s the littler moments that’ll live on in my head long after the comic is returned to my shelves. As with the original series it’s these moments that caught me unawares, the gags that made me grin from ear to ear and chuckle like I was 11 all over again. These made for the most unforgettable panels. Just two such examples are below, the second of which in particular nearly made me choke on my cuppa because I’ve just started a weekly rewatch of the RoboCop TV series again, so this really hit the spot!

Some Like It Fresh can easily be picked it up for a few quid on eBay. If you see it, grab it! Printed on high quality paper the art truly shines, the script is punchy, there are laugh-out-loud moments on every single page and at more than double the length of one of the monthly stories you’ll be laughing a lot. Seriously, a whole lot. We’re still not finished with the brothers Sleeze on the blog, either.

Go and check out the original introductory post to see my whole Sleeze Brothers collection and you should spot three publications I haven’t showed you yet. Since they cover a span of over a decade I’ll not be reviewing them in real time! Instead, watch out for all three next year. Not only that, there’s a special cameo they made that I’ll also be sharing as an extra. So thankfully there’s more mayhem to come from the pair and I for one cannot wait.

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TRANSFORMERS AT CHRiSTMAS: #7

It doesn’t really jump off the cover that this is the first of Marvel UK’s Christmas issues of Transformers. Then again, the cover image isn’t even a cover image. It’s just a panel from the strip inside blown up to full size, something the comic did a few times in its first year. This is a shame because there are a small handful of gorgeous original covers among those first 26 issues.

Originally a 32-page fortnightly made up of colour and black-and-white pages with its contents spread sporadically through each issue, it’s a far cry from the weekly format it would become known for later. Launch editor Shiela Cranna adds a couple of captions to the cover and a Christmas message in the two-page editorial, which contained a mixture of Transformers news and random items they thought would appeal to readers.

I’m not sure about Shiela having “quite the fight to get the Christmas decorations up” with designer Theresa George, seeing as how it’s a random selection of clip art-like bits and bobs thrown together. As someone who originally came to the comic much later in the run and loved snowy logos, Christmas strips and festive features, it was a bit of a shock just how little of this children’s comic seemed to celebrate the season in 1984.

That’s not to say this isn’t a good issue. Let’s face it, bad issues of this comic could be counted on one hand. In this series I’ll be taking a yearly look at the Christmas editions of Transformers between 1984 and 1990 on their individual 40th anniversaries. I’ve read the whole series in real time on the blog’s Instagram (you can check it all out in a special blog post) but here I’ll have the chance to take a deeper dive into these particular issues. So after an editorial which includes a reader poem that won’t be worrying Stan Bush anytime soon, and a cringey reference to “boys’ toys” (the gift of hindsight), what strip action was to be had?

This is the big event of the issue, the introduction of the Dinobots

The main strip was still telling the origin story of the Transformers’ arrival on Earth, concluding in the next issue. The Last Stand: Part One was written by Jim Salicrup (editor on Spider-Man, Uncanny X-Men, Bram Stoker’s Dracula), pencilled by Frank Springer (Savage She-Hulk, Green Arrow, G.I. Joe), inked by Ian Akin and Brian Garvey (partnered on ROM, Iron Man, Firestorm) and lettered by John Workman (Jurassic Park, Incredible Hulk, Star Slammers), his work always recognisable with open balloons and captions along panel edges.

As you can see it’s in black and white, with only 5 of the 12 pages in the original colour provided by Nel Yomtov (every issue of the US Transformers, Amazing Spider-Man, Punisher Armory), with Bob Budiansky (Sleepwalker, Ghost Rider, Avengers) editing the story. Bob created many names of the characters and their abilities for Hasbro and would go on to write the comic for a few years.

In this chapter the Autobots find out Spike Witwicky has converted Earth fuel for the Decepticons and even the fact he was under duress doesn’t stop them from threatening him! They’re new to our planet and don’t trust us yet. Fear causes Spike to have a heart attack and during a Vietnam flashback we come to realise he’s poisoned the fuel he gave Megatron, which convinces the Autobots we’re on their side.

However, this is the big event of the issue, the introduction of the Dinobots! It’s a strange page to choose for colour given how it’s a flashback and in muted tones, but it was no less exciting for the young readers. Millions of years previous The Ark had detected more Transformer life and it relays how its surveillance drone had discovered Shockwave and created what it believed to be a disguise for five of the most powerful Autobots on board.

It’s a much better origin tale than the cartoon came up with and it’s even set in the Savage Land, a hidden prehistoric place in the Antarctic that featured prominently in X-Men comics and more recently in the Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness movie. After Spider-Man had guest starred in the previous issue the comic’s ties to the wider Marvel Universe were a surprise for me. They’re a fun addition.

Speaking of other Marvel comics, here’s an advert for the monthly Captain Britain and below that the big Christmas movie was… Caravan of Courage? I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard of this Star Wars spin-off. This page interrupts the strip mid-flow. Much like the US comics these early editions break the strips up into several pieces with adverts and features seemingly randomly throw in here and there.

While in the American comic the adverts are more easily ignored (but no less irritating), having features to read in the middle of the stories results in the comic having a rather bitty feel. But one of those interruptions is the only real Christmas bonus so we’ll forgive it. While the readers’ drawings aren’t festive, Shiela decided to gather 14 of those sent in altogether as a special Christmas treat for those featured.

No ages are given but I think it’s safe to say the comic already had a wide audience, from the very young to at least the teen market if the high quality on display here is anything to go by. The ideas for original Transformers would even give some of the comic’s later attempts a run for their money.

From robotic aliens to a robotic man created here on Earth. Aaron Stack was the last in a line of futuristic robots, the difference being he was raised by his creator as if he was his own son. After his creator was killed in an accident Aaron went out into the world, both as a human and as a new kind of superhero, Machine Man. Unlike Superman with his glasses, Aaron was much more convincing as he disguised himself with a fake face, hands etc.

The character was originally created by Jack Kirby and this is the first page of the second chunk of Xanadu, written by Marv Wolfman (Tomb of Dracula, Spider-Woman, Batman) with art by Steve Ditko (Blue Beetle, Amazing Spider-Man, Secret City Saga) and is lettered by Ira Watanabe (Cyclops, Incredible Hulk, Sub-Mariner).

I really enjoyed Machine Man, even with Marvel UK’s cherry-picking of stories which meant we didn’t get to see his full character arc before the strip disappeared from the comic, replaced by the more contemporary Machine Man of 2020. Aaron was a great character. He felt fully formed, his wish to live a human life was endearing and he had a cracking sense of humour which often shone in the middle of spectacular fight scenes.

Thrown in midway through the strip, Robot Round-Up was the best extra feature from the first year of the comic. An always interesting look at where our technology was at the time and how they perceived it would develop, it’s fun to contrast the future according to the 80s with how things have turned out. Such a shame how writer Johnny Black comes across in that last story though. Unfortunately, sometimes these things happen when we read old 80s publications. Oh well, it’s a reminder of how much better and more enlightened we are today.

Also standing in stark contrast to today were Hasbro’s Transformers toy adverts. While later in the run they’d include actual photographs, originally fans only had illustrations to go on (albeit intricately drawn). Even in the 90s I remember Commodore 64 games being advertised in Commodore Format with nothing more than the box art to tempt us to buy them. So strange to look back on that now.

Thus ends our first Christmas with Transformers. As you can see it was a very different beast to what most people will remember. Next year’s will feel more familiar to you and not only that, there’ll also be the first of seven Transformers Annuals as well! It’s a long time to wait, I know, so don’t forget you can check out the entire Instagram real time read through of the series that took me over seven years to complete. You don’t need an account and there’s a guide on the blog so you can check out all 375(!) posts in whatever order you like.

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