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TRANSFORMERS GENERATiON 2 #8: iNTO HiGH GEAR

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Having only finished the real time read through of the original G1 comic last year it doesn’t feel too long ago that the Autobots and Decepticons teamed up to defeat Unicron, so the big selling point of this admittedly brilliant Derek Yaniger cover doesn’t feel as epic as it was originally intended. Inside, three pages after the man strip begins it’s interrupted by the 6-page back up strip, before that story just ends and returns to the main one!

Those first few pages are basically Jhiaxus again stating the mission of his overly-evolved Cybertronians as the Nazis of the universe, invading planets to wipe out all inferior (in his eyes) life. Seeing his troops in chunky tank forms wiping out whole civilisations I can’t help but compare them to the Daleks. Their missions are basically the same after all.

Things properly kick off in Tales of Earth: Part Five when the half-destroyed form of Megatron standing over the similarly brutally beaten Optimus Prime somewhat triggers Grimlock. The ability of Megatron to wipe them out if he so wished is very apparent across these pages, which makes Prime’s belief (and Megatron’s confirmation) all the more dramatic. And that’s even with the aforementioned G1 truce still fresh in my mind, so kudos to the comic that this still works.

However, by contrast the back up’s cliffhanger is a bit of a damp squib, seeing as how it’s Starscream thinking about leaving the Decepticons to go out on his own. As usual. Back to the main Escalation story and Manny Galan’s pencils (with Jim Amash inking and the excellent Sarra Mossoff colouring) have improved immensely. Things seem more focussed, the characters more solid and the wobbly wire necks are gone.

Prime is questioning their very existence. If their creator, Primus did indeed stop their evolution because he knew their race would eventually become one devoid of basic compassion and morality, then how was their creation ever justified? After all, as Ian Malcolm would say, life finds a way. Not even a planet-sized robotic god can avoid the key rule of Jurassic Park.

Oh, we almost got some transformation images there! But more importantly there’s Slapdash. The yellow F1-type car was a Headmaster toy I loved so much as a kid. Sometimes it’s the littlest things that can bring joy. Or indeed the largest, dinosaur-shaped things. While I questioned why Starscream had teeth and a snake-like tongue in a previous issue, below they make much more sense. I love Manny’s depiction of these fan favourites. Thank goodness Sarra has kept them to their original color schemes too instead of the gaudy 90s style of the toy line.

Smokescreen buys it when he tries to take a more aggressive approach. He underestimates the enemy’s strength compared to the Decepticons they’ve fought for so long and ends up exploding in a fireball. Inferno rushes in to dampen the flames but it’s too late. Apparently he now has a fiery temper to go with his fire engine alt mode and he ends up killing those responsible, while putting himself directly in harm’s way.

Luckily he escapes (briefly) but I just had to include this panel to show off Richard Starkings’ and Bill O’Neil’s lettering. I’ve raved about the bold design of the speech balloons from the beginning of the series and this really shows how much their sound effects add to the strip too. In fact, everything to do with the art seems to have been dialled up to eleven this month.

I love this panel of Optimus unloading on Jhaixus’ warriors. It feels very animated, like it could be a still frame from a cartoon and seeing the blasts reflected on his chest windscreens is a nice touch. Manny is really going for it in the action scenes! I just wish he’d attempt to show the characters transforming instead of only showing them in before and after poses. Come on Manny, you’ve only got four issues left.

Back to the battle and things aren’t going well for the Autobots. Inferno bites the dust when the building he jumped into for safety collapses, reinforcements for the enemy are on the way, every move they make is countered and in the air the Aerialbots are outnumbered and outgunned. Fireflight is hit and proclaims things are so desperate he’s going to shut his optical sensors and hope for some kind of…

It might not feel as original as writer Simon Furman probably wanted but it’s still great fun seeing Combaticon Vortex and another Decepticon called Ransack (a G2 creation who also appeared in Revenge of the Fallen, a similarly-named robot was a Deluxe Insecticon in the G1 toy line) rush in to save the Aerialbots. Meanwhile, on the ground Megatron and his ground based warriors are taking great pleasure in destroying what he describes as the “pale imitation” Decepticons.

The issue ends with Prime’s inner thoughts confusing me somewhat. He’s weighing up whether he should tell Megatron about his visions of the black mass making its way across the universe and dissolving all life. I mean, it sounds like something important he should share with the enemy he’s now in an uneasy alliance with if they’re to save their race together. But nope, he keeps it to himself. Perhaps this from the previous page sheds a bit of light on his decision?

This, plus Megatron’s insistence he’s only playing nice because of his desire to kill Jhiaxus, seems to result in Prime keeping things close to his chest. After everything that happened at the end of G1 this seems a rather dubious decision and only taken to serve the story, rather than the story serving the characters. As I took this issue off my shelf to read it I spotted the next issue’s cover shows Jhiaxus’ troops dissolving, so Prime better get talking.

As per usual, near the end the strip breaks off for the Bullpen Bulletin and this issue’s is part of a tribute to Jack Kirby who had passed away that year. The bulletins were updated weekly across Marvel’s range so we’re only seeing this part in Transformers. It contains a couple of quotes from names familiar with our G1 comic, namely Jim Salicrup (the original 8-part Transformers story and Visionaries) and George Roussos (G.I. Joe).

At the back of the comic comes the latest Transmissions letters page and the sad news the comic wouldn’t be continuing past its 12th issue. There are some hints about the conclusion too. Strangely, the first letter states they’re happy G2 is more realistic “like the animated movie”. Um, okay. I’m not the only one who agrees Manny’s work has improved immensely, however I don’t understand the comic’s “theory” about the Matrix. The Matrix itself wasn’t destroyed when it stopped Unicron, surely that was evident from the end of the movie too? The fact the writer doesn’t seem to understand why his character has it again (after he’s written it back in) is a bit strange!

That aside, it’s been another great issue and as we rocket towards the now-announced finale I fully expect the pace to pick up incrementally, even from this high-octane outing. I just hope the characters lead the way and aren’t forced into various decisions and/or positions just to get us there. As ever though, I look forward to the next issue. That ninth edition will be up for review on the blog on Sunday 25th May 2025.

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ALiENS #11: WE’RE iN SOME REAL PRETTY SHiT NOW, MAN!

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This comic is never short of fantastic covers and Colin MacRae’s introduction to #11 of Dark Horse International’s Aliens is no exception, depicting the next chapter in the Colonial Marines epic from across The Pond. (Erroneously credited as Colin MacNeil, this was corrected in #14’s editorial.) The first thing I noticed upon scanning through the issue is the page count. Just as the publisher’s Dracula gained four pages, it appears Aliens has permanently lost the same amount, the free comic given away over the past two issues disguising the fact somewhat.

As you can see another change has occurred with Cefn Ridout taking over as editor from Dick Hansom, and his first task is to give the readers a shake to get more interesting correspondence for the letters page. In his very first paragraph he even uses the accidental reprint of a previous Alien Vs Predator II chapter to comic effect in this regard. He’s definitely off to a good start! All credits for this issue are also above.

Our UK strip, Sacrifice started off fine but unremarkable, however it really kicks into gear this issue. The atmosphere is palpable! It’s certainly not for the faint-hearted, especially those with kids. I don’t personally, but ever since my mate had her’s I find scenes like this below particularly horrific. There’s even a season one episode of ER I now find more terrifying than most horror films!

After this, Ann no longer cares if she lives or dies and she slowly walks back to the compound. Masters is the one person who seemed to care about her but got all creepy last time, and when he approaches her she punches him square in the face. She may be a priest but sacrificing babies to the alien has rightfully pushed her over the edge. However, Ricketts (the guy with the grotesquely scarred face) attacks her, calling her a murderer because the alien attacked and killed villagers because it didn’t get the baby.

It’s here the strip takes a horrific turn I simply was not expecting. Not only is the question of the mysterious generator room answered, but so is my own about how many babies would be needed, a plot point I previously thought made no sense. But it wasn’t meant to make sense. I was expertly fooled by writer Peter Milligan. They’re not some form of devil worshippers. Their devil is very real for a start. The story explains all with these two pages below, the second one delivering a shock after turning the page.

The whole point of living, of trying to survive against the alien is brought into question if this is the way, and as a priest Ann’s struggles with this feel very real. We also find out Ricketts’ disfigurement occurred when he tried and failed to save his wife. He almost becomes a sympathetic character. Almost, until he does something that genuinely shocked me, I can’t lie. Something that proves this is truly a horror comic.

Ann’s mum sacrificed herself to save her daughter from an alien and the guilt has driven her ever since, so she decides she’ll face the alien instead. Ricketts is delighted, it’ll save them a few babies, and to this he earns a well deserved knee in the groin. (I may have inwardly cheered.) She’s lost her faith, but if the alien is proof evil exists then in her eyes God should too. She needs to look it in the eye to confirm her own beliefs. Masters gives her a grenade and she has her cross and a makeshift spear, and in a ‘knights of the crusade’ moment she’s ready.

The story has me gripped. And horrified. But that’s the point of a good Alien story, isn’t it? The themes are very similar to Alien³’s and I can’t wait to see what happens next, especially since the comics checklist (which gives details of the next issue) says the climax is next month. 

Much like the Dracula comic at the same time, Dave Hughes’ news pages covered Alien³’s takings in the cinema the more favourable UK numbers are covered. I was in awe of The Lawnmower Man at the time which also really benefitted from a longer special edition, and even Gary Oldman’s Prince gets a shout out. On the first page is another funny competition and the comic knows fine rightly most people entering it shouldn’t really be getting their hands on the prize. I’d never heard of Charles Dutton’s sitcom Roc, but I’ve now found out all of the second season’s 25 episodes were aired live! That’s pretty damn incredible. 

I think Dave perhaps meant “flawed epic” in the ‘Alien Stars’ column? More memories are stirred of seeing sequels to Poison Ivy loitering on late night telly when we first got satellite TV, and the cover to K2 never intrigued me enough in the video store. If only I’d realised who was in it. More fond memories too of that transition period when widescreen videos started to make their impact, and I can find no evidence of a film starring Bill Paxton called ‘Twisted’. It’s somewhat familiar, obviously! (Although there’s no mention of Helen Hunt.)

Our 8-page chunk of Colonial Marines this month could be seen as little more than that classic Aliens moment of the marines’ first foray into the seemingly deserted colony in the film, only reworked to a Sun Gun setting. But that doesn’t take away from the lovely, slow-burn atmosphere expertly portrayed here. This story is taking its time and works all the better for it.

As I read these pages I’m imagining the characters’ voices crackling over their comms, and in a change from the film it’s the waste disposal team that have been sent in first to check the levels of toxic waste; no one is even considering this has anything to do with aliens. Typically, the head of the team is all about profit and doesn’t care for the marines. That is, until they come across familiar, organic materials covering the walls inside. Then, of course, a piece of that wall begins to move.

Our main character, Lt. Joseph Henry suddenly realises what’s happened. As do the marines. He orders the disposal teams to evacuate but we know it’ll be too late. The strip could easily have rushed through this bit but it took its time and as a result, after the intensity of Sacrifice, this issue really isn’t pulling any punches in the atmosphere stakes.

Time for a breather and the Technical Readout details a random crane machine, proving Lee Brimmicombe-Wood can bring enjoyable details to even the most seemingly random and inconsequential bits of fictional tech. Lee gets a thank you at the end of the next feature, Jim Campbell’s Under the Knife. It’s a piece detailing an anonymous doctor’s autopsy of an alien body and it’s brilliantly written. Think a doctor’s breakdown of a dissected body can’t be compulsive reading? Think again.

Jim expertly walks the fine line between keeping the mystery of the monsters (and thus their fear factor), and giving readers just enough juicy details to keep them glued to the page and feel like they’re learning more than they actually are. Trust me, you’ll want to take five minutes out of your day to get stuck into this one. Let’s hope Jim returns to bring us something similar in future issues, perhaps for the facehugger. A little gem hidden away in this issue.

Another gem is Rites of Passage, the wordless two-part Predator back-up strip. It may only be eight pages, and it’s basically one fight scene but it makes an impact. Pitting a seemingly defenceless tribesman against the technologically advanced alien may seem familiar all these years later after the excellent Prey movie, but I can imagine how thrilling it’d have been in 1993 discovering this fight isn’t as one-sided as we (and the Predator) may have assumed.

Ian Edginton’s story is still thrilling today. We don’t even know this man’s name but we cheer him on as he uses his ingenuity to defend himself, before going on the offensive and taking out the alien’s weaponry in an exciting double-page spread by penciller Rick Leonardi, inker Dan Panosian and colourist Greg Wright. I also love how much character there is in this version of the Predator when it’s free of its helmet.

There are moments when you genuinely believe our hero is going to lose, making the eventual win all the more worthwhile. When another Predator arrives it looks closely at him and leaves, and you feel its look is its way of showing respect for the victor. We come back to the beginning of the story and the man is now an elder with familiar items attached to his shield and spear, and he sees another falling star in the night sky. Excellent stuff.

The Aliens Vs Predator II debacle is mentioned in the editorial and discussed on the letters page, but is this month’s chapter another attempt by Cefn to get readers writing in as he joked earlier? Have a read and see if you spot anything strange about this.

The strip is only two pages long as usual but I think they’ve been printed in the wrong order. The first thing I noticed was our lead character throwing her weapon at the alien Queen and being without it at the end of page one, but she has it again at the top of the next page. The first caption on page two is also a quick recap of the last chapter, the story flows from page two to page one better, and the end of page one is clearly the cliffhanger. Oh dear.

Prose story Tribes reads so much better this month, beginning with an excellent description of life inside an alien hive and then concentrating on the characters, building them into real humans in my mind. Most intriguing are MOX and Rat. The former is a psychotic human almost killed in battle but kept alive and sedated in an armoured shell until he’s needed to go berserk. The latter is an infiltration specialist who appears to have developed the skill of being silent as a child because of her abusive father.

Because it’s a novella being broken down into bite-sized chunks it’s another slow burn, something this comic seems to do incredibly well. It’s building up organically and I think it reads all the better for it. The conclusion should be all the more powerful after getting to know the people involved and caring about what happens to them. It’s also building an interesting plot and even an insight into the aliens themselves. Much improved and I’m looking forward to more.

On the inside back cover is the full-page advert for the refreshed #6 of Dracula which you can see in the review of #5 of that comic, and that just about wraps things up for another month. The best issue so far. No competition. Of course, you need to have read the previous chapters in all the stories to really appreciate them, but the emotional investment this issue brought has really surprised me. I’m locked, loaded and ready for #12 on Tuesday 20th May 2025.

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BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA #5: FiNAL(E) BITE

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More and more headlines adorn the front cover of Dark Horse International‘s Bram Stoker’s Dracula as  strips and features are added, the comic morphing like the Prince himself on this great Mike Mignola image. Gone is the glossy cover, replaced with a good quality matte paper throughout that seems to suck up the ink magnificently, and you’ll notice a lack of specific dates on the spine. That’s right, the comic is now an ongoing monthly title instead of a limited series of three-weekly issues. Not that anything is made of this in the editorial. More on this below.

Our main strip runs to 17 pages, concluding the adaptation and again it’s the art that really stands out. The spectacular moments during the final 20 minutes of the film must’ve been daunting for penciller Mike, inker John Nyberg and colourist Mark Chiarello. The minimalist style flies in the face of the film’s production design but it works perfectly, such as with this opening scene above. The carriages aren’t even drawn but it works. (Accompanied by John Costanza‘s lettering of Jonathan’s diary.)

In fact there are some small, incidental panels of individual characters which, if combined in a grid, could make for a lovely minimalist poster for fans of the film. Look at these images below of Jonathan (Keanu Reeves), Arthur (Cary Elwes), Mina (Winona Ryder) and Quincy (Billy Campbell) and imagine that large poster made up of these and likewise panels for all of the others.

The first half of the strip concentrates on the journey to Dracula‘s castle and the inner fight of Mina’s as she struggles between her love for Jonathan, the enforced lust for the Prince and Helsing‘s attempts to save her. As with previous chapters the only negative here is the memory of these scenes from the film making for an unfair comparison. The horseback gunfight was an absolutely thrilling moment as our heroes fought the setting sun, accompanied by Wojciech Kilar‘s booming score. Reading it instead of watching it accentuates just how much their music brought to the scene! Also, the key factor of the setting sun is completely missing apart from one mention in text.

Meanwhile, further ahead at the castle Helsing battles with Mina’s soul. The powerhouse performances by the actors is replaced by some dramatic poses, which are highlighted wonderfully by the lack of detail, the silhouette of Mina over Helsing with the three vampire women scrawled in the background being my favoured panel here. A couple of pages later (after Helsing is seen entering a crypt post-sunrise) we see the ultimate fate of the three watching horrors. It’s surprisingly gore-free given what we’re actually looking at. In fact, gore is something that’s largely been missing throughout the adaptation.

Not that the film relied on gore for its scares, but the comic really dials it down to little more than the odd splash of bold red, such as in Dracula’s final moments after Jonathan slits his throat. From here on it pretty much follows the film shot-for-shot, word-for-word. Well, why would you want to change such a perfect ending? Throughout these months there have been other changes made to the overall film, and there was no way it could match the atmosphere or looks, but what this series did differently to other adaptations was make bold artistic choices.

What we’ve been treated to over these first five issues is nothing short of a work of art. An adaptation of a work of art into another, in fact. For fans of the film it’s just such a unique take, a love letter to the movie. It feels like the team has created a tapestry of the film in comic art and as such it transcends a mere “comics adaptation of the current blockbuster movie”. It’s best enjoyed as a piece of art in this way and when it is it’s the best movie adaptation I’ve ever seen.

Dave Hughes‘ Bloodlines news pages are chock full of goodies this month (although we’ll try to ignore the creepy description of actor Sadie Frost as “delectable”), beginning with the box office takings of the film so far. Until beginning this series I’d no idea it was this big at the time! Saying “set is the operative word” when describing where it was made is a reference to the fact the whole thing was filmed on huge soundstages. Even the outdoor scenes were elaborate sets, something I wish the comic had delved into in more depth.

There isn’t exactly glowing praise for something they then immediately give away in a competition, I wonder if Coca-Cola had anything to say about the ‘Cult Classic’ logo used on the Evil Force video cover, and after reading the Sound Bites it’s no wonder Gary Oldman loves playing Jackson Lamb so much these days. One last thing of note, I have no idea how that “natural conclusion” was made in the ‘Scarlett Woman’ news item! (Oh, and I’ve given up on the promised Sadie interview ever appearing now.)

Vampirella‘s strip (written by Archie Goodwin, drawn by Tom Sutton) is reduced to seven pages to make way for a second back up, although personally I’m quite glad there’s less this time. The place she found herself in happens to be where a cult is trying to bring forth a demon of chaos and the scantily-clad alien vampire is to be sacrificed in order to do so. The man she fell in love with after five minutes turns out to be the soul of a warlock in a dead man’s body. He saves Vampirella and decides the evil nurse woman will be used as a vessel instead. How romantic. However, when she says no to him he turns on her (which sadly sounds rather familiar these days) and soon he’s trying to sacrifice her again.

She’s saved by the monster from her visions, who is actually the soul of the deceased man inside the withered old body of the warlock. You keeping up? The summoned beast has come for their souls but instead devours all of the cult and the place crumbles under its power. It’s left up in the air whether it made its way through the portal and the strip ends with the revelation that Van Helsing is making his way around the graves of the crashed airplane’s passenger list, staking them all until he finds the vampire he knows was on board. (Such a shame the comic’s ‘Previously’ round up describes this despite it not being mentioned in the previous issue, ruining the twist.)

As my first delve into the world of Vampirella I’m not particularly underwhelmed because I had low expectations (see last issue’s review to find out why). I know it’s an old strip and it’s very much of its time, however I’ll admit there’s intrigue with Helsing’s mission and the chaos demons, so we’ll see if the characterisation of the lead develops more next time.

There’s a fascinating two-page article by Adrian Rigelsford about a forgotten BBC Count Dracula production from the year of my birth, 1977. (The article begins with a play on words based on the pop rock band Transvision Vamp so I was sold immediately!) I didn’t think I’d be interested in some older Dracula adaptation but as soon as I found out Octopussy‘s Kamal Khan himself, Louis Jourdan played the Count I was, ahem, sucked in.

It all sounds fang-tastic (sorry). Originally shown as a three-hour movie and then split into episodes for repeats, at the time of this comic’s publication it was thought to be one of those “lost” BBC shows, which as a Doctor Fan I know all about. However, in a spooky coincidence, in the same month this issue was released the BBC repeated Count Dracula as a two-parter, possibly spurred on by the success of Francis Ford Coppola‘s movie. It hasn’t been broadcast since but was released on DVD in the early 2000s, so there may be a little second-hand purchase for Hallowe’en this year.

Finally, there’s a second six-page back up strip simply called Werewolf. I sighed when I saw a credit for Vampirella’s writer but this is an error, it was actually written by Larry Ivie (Eerie, T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents, artist on Castle of Frankenstein) for #1 of Creepy back in 1964 by Vampirella’s Warren Publishing. This story follows a complete asshole of a big game hunter (aren’t they all?) but he’s by no means the hero of the story. Treating local tribespeople like simpletons and beating his assistant, the ultimate outcome of the strip is satisfying as a result.

He’s been hired to track down a fabled immortal beast that’s said to transform into a human during the day. It has never killed but its evil apparently infects those around it. In the end he does indeed track it down and empties bullet after bullet into it to no avail. Not until he hits the one tiny white spot on its body does it fall to the ground. It then turns into a previous animal hunter, who had been cursed to live as the beast until someone else skilled in killing innocent animals could take it down.

The hunter of the story then transforms into the werewolf, doomed to live this way for hundreds of years just like his predecessor. The moral of the story is clear and it’s always fun to see someone who hunts animals for fun get their commence in my book. Or in my comics, I should say. A simple, straight-to-the-point story with some gorgeous art by Frank Frazetta (Famous Funnies, Conan the Barbarian novel covers, album covers and movie posters), this bodes well for the comic’s choice of any additional back up strips from here on. Speaking of which, time to check out that back cover.

There’s a full-page Next Issue back cover just like Aliens had in its #8 and this too was used as advertising across the range. With four more pages (is this where Aliens’ four pages wandered off to?), the origin story of our main character, more Vampirella and an interview (fingers crossed) with Anne Rice, the comic is about to continue morphing into something quite different, heralded by the change in logo away from that of the movie’s. All for the same price though. Which of course is free for you lot, just tune into the OiNK Blog from Sunday 11th May (four weeks from now instead of three).

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TRANSFORMERS GENERATiON 2 #7: MEGA(TRON) MEMORiES

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Once more Derek Yaniger‘s art is a storming start to the latest issue of Marvel US‘ Transformers: Generation 2 comic from 1994 and inside it’s all-action. Written by Simon Furman, New Dawn begins with Megatron‘s Decepticons purging a planet of its robotic life in order to steal its natural resources, giving penciller Manny Galan, inker Jim Amash and colourist Sarra Mossoff a chance to introduce some of the new G2 toys as dramatically as possible!

There are a handful of brand new robots I’d never heard of before but it was the reintroduction of an old character that really caught my eye. With the Matrix captured (far too easily) last time, Megatron has been busy creating (and recreating) an army and to see an old favourite return in this way was a thrill. It’s just a shame Simon got their name wrong. But when I read this initially (before researching for the review) I wasn’t aware and just enjoyed the shock and awe.

In G1 Darkwing and the UK letter answerer Dreadwind combined into the giant jet toy called Dreadwing. It’s this name Hasbro went with for this stealth bomber Decepticon in the G2 range but Simon has named it Darkwing. Just to add more confusion, back in #5 Darkwing was named as a downed Decepticon jet (hence he needed rebuilt by the power of the Matrix) but his colour scheme was that of Dreadwind. So that’s that cleared up!

The attack goes flawlessly for the Decepticons but in the background one of their ilk isn’t happy with how he’s being used; he’s been resurrected for a single-minded purpose just to be disposed of when the job is done. No prizes for guessing it’s Starscream, once more raising the questions of why Megatron chose him in the first place and why has he a head full of human teeth.

He seems to have picked up on some classic Earth sayings in his time on our planet during G1, which I admit I did chuckle at. With his army back at full strength Megatron addresses his troops, rallying them for the fight ahead against Jhiaxus‘ new generation of Cybertronians. It gives the comic a reason to include one of those great crowd scenes it was always so good at, and Manny et all don’t disappoint.

That’s a bit harsh of Megatron shouting “Death to the Pretenders!” so close to Fangry and Stranglehold, though. Not really, it’s a funny little in-joke and at least Octopunch in the bottom-right corner stops himself from inadvertently referring to his former boss! This sort of build up is something we saw a few times over the course of the epic first generation comic, which makes what happens next all the more shocking.

First we get a moment of reflection with Jhiaxus bemoaning the fact that “tact and diplomacy” haven’t worked. If what he’s done was tactful and diplomatic then the comic successfully predicted some of our idiotic world leaders today. While the Deceptions are the ones to initiate the fighting, it’s actually their ship that’s boarded by Jhiaxus’ troops. What follows is nothing short of a massacre!

This has echoes of the Autobot Ark being boarded by Megatron and his army right back at the very beginning of the G1 comic, which adds to the dramatic outcome and the shock felt with the deaths of so many long-standing characters. Manny’s art is superb, even if an acid “drop” in zero gravity makes no sense. In the end, Megatron takes the fight to Jhiaxus… and subsequently gets seven shades of grey and green smacked out of him, as per the cover.

We see Megatron burning up upon entry to the planet below and have to take a breath to fully appreciate how everything has changed in the course of one issue. There’s a point where the story feels rushed, when Megatron sees Skullgrin‘s ship crash after an attack and suddenly he believes everything Prime told him last issue. Much in the same way as he claimed the Matrix, there are elements that feel they’ve been sped up from what Simon may have originally intended, in order to get the story to a finishing point for the final issue.

But it’s a testament to the quality of the comic that despite this it’s still so damned enjoyable. Soundwave takes some troops (including one of my favourite childhood Transformers toys, Dragstrip) down to the planet and discovers what they initially think are Megatron’s remains. However, as you can see it takes more than a savage beating in the depths of space, unprotected planetfall and a full speed descent over many miles into the solid ground to keep a good Decepticon down.

Tales of Earth continues as the backup strip and, while not an awful lot happens in part four, what it does contain are a few pages that are my absolute favourite of the whole issue, perhaps of the whole Generation 2 series so far. As Optimus Prime lies on an operating table getting slowly mended by medical drones, his thoughts wonder.

Having been close to death so many times must play on your mind, right? Reading that panel above, we know Prime is thinking back over the millennia and the endless war between the Autobots and Decepticons and the futility of it all. The back and forth between wins and loses, the only winner will surely be death, for them and their race. They’ve even saved one another upon occasion. Do they somehow know they actually need each other?

All of these thoughts are interesting enough but it’s how they’re presented that really grabbed me. I’m positive readers at the time loved these next few pages just as much and I know fans reading them here for the first time will feel exactly the same. Beginning with a double-page spread presented in landscape format, Prime’s thoughts trace back over specific key moments from the seven-plus years of the original comic.

His inner monologue is brought to the page wonderfully by Richard Starkings alongside new partner Bill O’Neil (Gen13, writer on Fathom and John Carpenter’s Snake Plissken Chronicles) and their unique lettering, punctuating a glorious spread by Derek, Jim and Sarra that includes the aforementioned Ark assault and even the moment between Ratchet and Megatron atop a clifftop on Earth from the early days. Speaking of Ratchet, look at that final memory carefully and you’ll see extra limbs and a familiar head shape in that Megatron-like silhouette.

Seeing this on the next page again was thrilling! What a surprise! It was a huge moment in the final year of the original comic and wonderful to see it play a key role in the Generation 2 story, as Prime remembers how he saved Megatron and Ratchet, despite the latter’s wish to be killed so that their enemy wouldn’t survive. What a moment. What an issue this has been. At the end the cliffhanger is a half-destroyed Megatron bursting in and standing over the helpless Optimus. You’ll see him in all his battered glory in next month’s review. Things just stepped up a gear. No pun intended.

In the middle of the comic is an eight-page pullout and a removable cardboard order form for the Marvel Mart, which according to its own cover is “Marvel’s First Catalogue Ever”. It says it’s full of rare merchandise yet the majority of it is comics and box sets, with merchandise relegated to the usual t-shirts, posters and the like on one page. I did spot the Transformers Generation 2 box set that I owned, which confusingly didn’t contain part one of the G.I. Joe crossover. (Possibly because only four issues would fit inside the boxes used.) It’s basically an eight-page advert.

At the beginning of the comic, right opposite the dramatic Darkwing/Dreadwing page is an advertisement for some chewy sweets with an incredibly unfortunate name. I mean, how on Earth did this get past the initial idea stage, never mind into the shops? It’s funny to look back on, but can you imagine if these were advertised today in a kid’s comic? You’d be able to hear the keyboards of Daily Mail readers across the land.

With that rather strange look at 90s American candy we come to the end of this month’s real time review. If this is the quality this comic achieved by only its seventh issue, I can’t help but wonder where it could’ve gone and the heights it could’ve reached over another seven year run! Now more than ever the month between this and the next issue is going to be a long one. Transformers: Generation 2 returns on Sunday 27th April 2025 with #8.

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ALiENS #10: i HAVE SCARY DREAMS

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Last month I lamented about how my copy of this next issue of Dark Horse International’s Aliens didn’t have the free comic packaged in with it after last month’s ended on a cliffhanger. So when I picked up #10 I ignored the banner along the top. However the 12 middle pages here, while not separate from the main comic this time, are presented like an additional comic and contain the concluding chapter to Aliens: Countdown.

A closer look at the cover reveals no less than six stories inside and Countdown is included. Boasting about a free comic but also including the name of it in the list of the main comic’s strips is a bit cheeky, but you can’t deny it felt like value for money! There’s a catch with the so-called “free” bit of Countdown though, which we’ll get to in a bit.

We no longer have a lovely glossy cover. Instead, the outer 32 pages are of a thicker paper stock that’s somewhere between matte and gloss, akin to the 90s’ Thunderbirds The Comic or the last year or two of The Dandy, while the inner pages are the usual matte grade. The editorial (shown above with full credits for this issue) has a lot to promote Aliens-wise but instead dedicates most of itself to new comic Total Carnage and the change of editor, what with Dick Hansom off to launch Jurassic Park.

Cefn Ridout (Doctor Who Magazine, Black Widow, Speakeasy) will be in charge and is left a comic at the top of its game with so much content. It all kicks off with the 12-page second part of the exclusive UK strip, Sacrifice. It turns out our lone survivor of the spaceship crash, Ann McKay is a priest. This seems to shock the male members of the village, which is a bit weird considering how far in the future these stories are set.

Ann thinks giving a service will help ingratiate her with the strange and inward-looking villagers although, given the flashbacks to her mother in a scene which I’m going to assume involved one of our aliens, she’s clearly looking for forgiveness for herself. It doesn’t help. The villagers still disdain her and she barely escapes an accident with a combine harvester (no, really) that was clearly an attempt to kill her.

The one person who likes her is Masters, who propositioned her last month. Here, in a part of the story that I literally cringed at, Masters tells her he won’t respect her wishes, he won’t wait for her consent, he’ll keep pushing until she loses her faith and they can be together. Then she kisses him! Okay, so she then runs off because her vows tell her she shouldn’t have done that, but really? He said all that and she fell for him?! If this was written today it could be accurately described as “tone deaf”.

Anyway, the rest of the story sees Ann track the men carrying a small bundle to the altar and as predicted they’ve got a baby they’re sacrificing to the alien. Yes, it’s horrible and this is meant to be a horror story, but it’s a cheap trick to pull at the heart strings and it makes no sense. (Where are they getting so many babies from?) Unfortunately the promising start last month is becoming uninspired and in the case of the scene with Ann and Masters, just ridiculous.

It ends with Ann grabbing the baby and running from the alien, tripping and falling off a cliff and down to a river while the alien breaks into the village. The art is lovely and in particular the alien itself looks suitably scary. If partnered with a good story Paul Johnson’s work could elevate the comic even higher. Let’s hope for better things from the next British strip soon.

Due to the sheer amount of content, Motion Tracker’s news has been shortened to one page and it all feels rather rushed, like they had two pages of material ready to go and decided to include it all in half the space. But at least it’s answered a niggling question I had about 15 years ago, when I wondered where I’d seen the font used in the Knight Rider sequel series (2008/9). Having that particular word spelled out in the title of the movie above certainly helped.

Colonial Marines continues across ten pages in the middle of the comic (with Countdown sandwich in the middle of it) and we’re introduced to some of the crew Lt. Joseph Henry is taking to the Sun Gun. This was a chance to embellish the roster of characters with personalities so we’d care about them and it does this very well, but they just had to go and introduce a relation to a movie character, didn’t they? In this case it’s Vasquez’ sister!

Writer Chris Warner really didn’t need to do this. The other characters are realistic, three-dimensional people already, there was no need to basically bring back a fan-favourite movie character. Much like Predator: Cold War there’s no need, the original characters are well written enough. For example, Joseph himself is brilliant. After sympathising with him last month he’s now more in his element and comes across as relatable and quippy. The fact this façade is hiding personal pain just makes him all the more believable.

Sergeant Nyland is no-nonsense military and she feels Joseph’s reputation makes him unsuitable for restraining a bunch of marines, all of whom are on this mission to serve time, eg. for insubordination. Mr Beliveau is in charge of the Sun Gun’s crew and also all-business. The story is clearly setting everyone up as hard-edged, get-the-work-done types who are going to crumble when up against the aliens, while Joseph’s more human approach will save the day. I’m here for it, I like the guy so much already that I’m looking forward to seeing his influence on the crew and marines.

Then there’s a somewhat larger synthetic character than we’re used to. 

Having the free Countdown comic stapled right into the middle of the Colonial Marines strip highlights something else about this story. Countdown tries so hard to translate the magic of the Aliens movie to the page that it’s ended up reading like a cut-and-paste job. Whereas, Vasquez’ sister aside, Colonial Marines takes the essence of the film and crafts something new yet familiar from it. It’s much more successful at paying homage to the film as a result.

Back at the Sun Gun the crew has been decimated by the aliens and just before the xenomorphs finish them off a new race of aliens arrive! I’m not sure how I feel with these pulp sc-fi people suddenly appearing from a 1970s episode of Doctor Who, but this is all we get of them so we’ll have to wait until next time to see how this developments. Are the xenomorphs going to be relegated to third place in the story, as some form of basic movie monster playing second fiddle to these new aliens? Let’s hope not.

Now, speaking of the strip I was comparing this to.

In the middle of the issue is the 12-page “free comic”, the concluding chapter of Countdown. To make it removable they’ve given it a cover, a page summarising the last issue and a couple of adverts. The thing is, when these 12 pages are removed the rest of the comic only has 44 pages remaining when it’s had 52 from the beginning. Looking back on #9 I see it was actually 48 pages. So pages were taken away in order for the publisher to make room for the supposedly free gift. You see what I mean when I said I questioned the word “free”?

It’ll be interesting to see if the main comic returns to 52 pages next month. One thing I know for sure is that the Countdown art by Denis Beauvais remains superb. Unfortunately there are some panels where the speech balloons point to the wrong person, making things confusing until you realise the error. This is compounded by the fact it was already difficult to keep up with who’s who because the characters are two-dimensional copies of the movie’s. In the end I just went along for the ride and enjoyed Denis’ work. Highly recommended for that alone.

No mention is made of the error with last month’s Aliens Vs Predator II reprint and it appears the mistake wasn’t noticed, because this issue’s instalment clearly follows on from incidents we should’ve seen last month but didn’t. After that, taking up only three pages but with a lot more content is part one of what is described as an “ongoing Aliens novel”, Tribes by Steve Bissette (artist on Swamp Thing, Sgt. Rock, Heavy Metal)

Tribes was actually a previously released (in the States) small novella with full-page images drawn by Dave Dorman (Star Wars, G.I. Joe comic and toy packaging artwork, Magic: The Gathering cards) that have been shrunk down so much it’s hard to make out the details, which is a crying shame. Although you can enjoy his full-page cover this month. The story involves a specialist infiltration unit and there are a lot of hints about their mission and people we’ve not met yet, meaning the cliffhanger about one of them doesn’t hit. Would it have been better to have a prose story written for the monthly comic format instead? Time will tell. There are great descriptions of a hive and of a character’s POV while being rescued from a face hugger but it sometimes tries too hard in its word use, like the author had a thesaurus on standby.

Finally, Predator: Rite of Passage is part one of a two-part story, so the species’ return to the comic is temporary but still very welcome. Just the eight pages this month but it’s a goodie! Written by Ian Edginton (Dark Horse’s The War of the Worlds, Star Trek: Early Voyages, Batman: No Man’s Land), pencilled by Rick Leonardi (Vigilante, Batman Beyond, The Amazing Spider-Man), inked by Dan Panosian (X-Men, Operation Nemesis, Alpha Flight) and coloured by Greg Wright (who we’ve seen in Aliens already with Newt’s Tale), there’s no letterer needed because there’s no speech.

What it does have is atmosphere and an interesting set up. An elder tribesman sees something fall to Earth and remembers seeing the same thing happen years ago. Staying in this earlier point in his life, he goes on a hunt and his fight against a lion mirrors that of a Predator hunt, with the human in the Predator role. He returns victorious only to see a familiar scene for fans of the franchise.

After breaking down upon seeing the horrors in front of him, he spots large footprints and begins tracking whoever is responsible. After a long time he walks past a cave, completely unaware that a Predator is inside and has been leading him there all along, tracking his every move. It’s a simple story but it’s presented so well that I’m all-in. It’s a shame it’s only two parts long but it just means I’m super excited to see the climax next month.

The comic is in fine form and a perfect example of Dark Horse understanding the difference with the UK market. I’m just hoping for a few more pages next month to help balance out the main stories and features more. It did feel a bit cramped this time around. Aliens #11 will be reviewed on Tuesday 22nd April 2025.

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