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BEANO #1: THE FiRST ONE

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Off we go then with our gradual real time read through of the eight issues of Beano inside the special 80th anniversary box set, put together by DC Thomson in 2018 for their young readers. It’s important to emphasise the target audience here. The bookazine was a light-hearted look back at the comic’s history and its characters and that’s the whole point here too, for the modern audience of children to celebrate their comic’s birthday with an interesting and gigglesome look back at where it came from.

Hence why a certain mascot is missing from the title banner of this, the quality reproduction of the very first edition that was originally edited by Robert D. Low. This set wasn’t the place for a serious discussion about racist stereotypes and why they were deemed acceptable in 1938. Thankfully, DCT has since realised it should never have been on the cover of a children’s publication in the first place. I think it looks miles better without it and I welcome this change. Reg Carter’s Big Eggo can now shine in his well known first appearance.

The biggest surprise I had upon reading this was just how much of it is text heavy. Only 50% of the 24 pages is made up of comic strips, the rest are prose stories or picture-panel tales such as Morgyn the Mighty. Created by Dudley D. Watkins, it’s just one example of the comic describing regular animals as monsters for the sake of some excitement. Of course children can be better informed today about our world thanks to easier access to a myriad of sources across different media.

It’s all very quaint and we must remember it was released in 1938, 87 years before this review. While I always review comics from my own modern perspective, some latitude can be given to such a classic, one that really is from a different era. Morgyn would disappear from The Beano before the end of its first year, before going on to star in various other DCT comics.

There’s only one character I recognised in the whole issue. Lord Snooty made his debut right back at the very beginning and looks pretty much the same as I remember him from friends’ Beano annuals in the 80s. Overall, as you’d expect the humour strips feel dated but that’s not a criticism. I found it fascinating to see what the children of the day would’ve found funny and how much children’s humour comics have evolved, especially since this particular one is still going strong and I occasionally buy it.

Smiler the Sweeper by Steve Perkins would also disappear within the first year but it’s a good example of the few mini-strip pages. Back when I was a kid it was OiNK that introduced me to comics and the strips would all be of various lengths, but all the other humour comics on the shelves (including The Beano when I was growing up) were pretty much full-page or double-page strips throughout, each character appearing on the exact same page from week to week.

Brave Captain Kipper kills the harmless whale and is portrayed as the hero by a bunch of random strangers. What a git

Of course, today’s Beano is much more varied and it’s interesting to see it started out that way too. Originally #1 contained 28 pages of variety entertainment for kids, four more than this reproduction. There’s a small warning on the bottom of a page stating, “Some pages may contain references which are of their time, but would not be considered suitable today”, although one inclusion was too much, namely the mascot edited off the front cover. Called Peanut, he featured on a page inside and, given how any stapled publication is put together in sets of four pages, once one page is taken out DCT would’ve had to trim further for it to physically work. (Thanks to Lew Stinger for the information on what was on one of those pages.)

Some of the contents which could fall under that warning banner includes child character Wee Peem seen smoking a cigar, a genie in a bottle describing himself as a slave happy to serve, Tom Thumb being captured and treated as a slave for entertainment but we’re meant to think it’s okay because Tom plays pranks on his captors, and one strip is simply called Big Fat Joe! Then there’s Brave Captain Kipper, who’s stupid enough to think he’s on an island when it’s actually a giant, peaceful whale. When it harmlessly blows water over him he kills it and is portrayed as the hero by a bunch of random strangers. What a git.

The Wangles of Granny Green by Charles Gordon is the only humour prose story and startlingly tells the tale of a very young boy whose mother has died and whose father goes on long business trips, leaving him behind to fend for himself. Fed up of the local children thinking he’s weird and of adults trying to look after him, he pretends to be his own grandma (the rhyme along the top reminding me of a particularly funny Muppets song) so that people will just leave him alone.

It’s a fun story and reminds me of the kind of comic strips we’d get years later in the likes of Whizzer and Chips etc. I wish I had access to more of these. The story is imaginative and has the potential to have a lot of heart given the set up, and it has such a quaint bit of hype at the end for the next issue that it’s endearing. It’d run for just over a year, returning for a reprint run in the mid-40s before coming back briefly in 1951. Ironically, the same people who’d complain loudly about what’s not on the cover would most likely also complain if Granny Green appeared today in strip form.

Eric Roberts’ Rip Van Wink wears its influence on its sleeve. A little old man falls asleep in his cave only to wake up 700 years later, the humour coming from his reaction to the modern world and the things kids would’ve taken for granted. It’s a bit of a hybrid with regular comic strip-style speech balloons and captions written in a charming rhyming style, even if some of those rhymes are rather forced. Hey, it just adds to that classic comic feel.

I’m sure this must’ve plucked at the heartstrings of the children reading

Elsewhere, Whoopee Hank the Slap-Dash Sheriff doesn’t provide any clues as to the naming of the original free gift (see the cover), the Shipwrecked Kidds is another lost island tale similar to Morgyn with two spoilt brats and two of their staff, and in a far cry from the modern Beano the only character from any minority is a Tarzan-like child who, even though he has an actual name (Derek) is referred to solely as ‘The Wild Boy’.

My last highlight is My Dog Sandy by Jack Glass, another short-lived series that’s rather brutal at times in its description of what the poor pup goes through with his cruel owner. He may be starting a better life by the end of the page but I’m sure this must’ve plucked at the heartstrings of the children reading. It certain did with me. 

I thought this read through would be fascinating and it’s proved to be right from the off. I’d read about the first issue in the Dandy/Beano Fifty Golden Years Book back in 1987 but to read the full issue has been fun and really insightful. To experience it in its almost complete state is something I’d recommend to any humour comics fan as a really entertaining retrospective, an origin story in this case. So what’s next?

Join me next time as we skip forward seven years to the end of World War II, the reduction in food rations, the launch of BBC Light Programme radio which would eventually become Radio 1 and Radio 2, the publication of Animal Farm, the movie Brief Encounter, the Nobel Prize for the discovery of penicillin, the birth of Helen Mirren and the first time we’d meet three steam engines by the names of Edward, Henry and Gordon! Join me on Wednesday 26th November 2025 for The Beano #272, the first issue to sell over one million copies!

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Aliens, Comic Reviews

ALiENS #14: MOST OF THE TiME iT’S TRUE

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This fantastic cover by Styx (real name Steve Kane and not to be confused with classic cartoonist Leslie Harding who also went by that moniker) welcomes us to the 14th edition of Dark Horse International’s Aliens monthly, the matte paper lending itself perfectly to this dark image. Inside, we’ve another 48 pages of a somewhat mixed bag but the highs have kept me going again this month.

Editor Cefn Ridout’s editorial hypes an import comic as a suitable replacement for the lack of Predator material in the comic despite the fact specialist shops weren’t as prolific in the UK at the time, especially over here in Northern Ireland. As always, I’ve included this page so you’ve access to all the credits for the issue and turning over we come face-to-facehugger with the 12-page second part of Michael Cook’s Crusade.

In the recap of part one we’re told those weren’t Colonial Marines but employees of a corporation called Minecorp. This wasn’t clear at all last time. Anyway, the company thinks there are profits to be made if they can suss out why London remains clear of aliens after the Earth War, but the people they’ve sent actually seem less concerned about that than they are about helping the tribe they’ve met. Not that the dialogue helps work this out.

The speech is still awful, the overuse of ellipses an attempt to make it feel like they’re in natural conversations, to give the illusion of speech patterns, but instead it’s just broken. The fact there are no captions means the story relies completely on that dialogue too. So from what I can gather London had broken into tribal warfare long before the aliens arrived, even though the comic’s editorials these past two months gave me the impression this happened because of the alien war.

The Minecorp troops need guides and in return they’ve brought food and weapons for the tribe they’ve met. However, one night another tribe infiltrates their camp and kidnaps some of them, including a small child. They take them across the Thames to a large church but floating in the water, almost dealt with incidentally by the story are loads of alien eggs.

Of course when one of these pops up in an Alien story someone has to be stupid enough to look in and that’s exactly what happens here. Then back at the camp we finally get a little bit of character development. Foston’s wife was on the missing recon team, Channon says she’ll go with him even if they don’t have a guide and upon hearing this one of the unnamed tribeswomen agrees to help as she can read the stars and mythical stones to predict the future.

Meanwhile, the archbishop of the church appears to be the leader of a group of Christian fanatics. Seeing Beresford with a facehugger attached he simply tells the rest he’ll attend to it. Instead, he sneaks the body away and inside the tower presents him to an Alien Queen, albeit a very badly drawn one. While reciting the Lord’s Prayer the newborn alien bursts out of Bereford’s chest on a page the editorial described as “horrific”. If I didn’t know better I’d say Cefn was describing the apparently psychedelic art.

In the ongoing prose story Tribes the marines are up against a fanatical religious group who see the aliens as gods, and Crusade follows on from previous lead strip Sacrifice, which saw a priest go up against an alien on her own to test her Christian faith. Then, to add to all of this our Colonial Marines strip this month begins with Vasquez frozen to the spot in fear as an alien approaches and inside her head she’s reciting the Lord’s Prayer!

Perhaps there was a theme being explored across various Dark Horse US Aliens comic strips at the time, some form of larger arc the UK writers wanted to explore too? If that’s the case then I can understand, but if not this is all beginning to get very repetitive and unimaginative. Just as Crusade was beginning to get interesting too. I’ll wait to see how it develops next month. Next up, a one-page reprieve with a look at The Abyss Special Edition.

Dave Hughes has a much more positive view of directors’ cuts than Jim Campbell had previously. The Abyss’ new cut contained almost double the amount of new material as the Aliens Special Edition. This is also how I found out about the rat scene, when one was pushed into breathable liquid. Shockingly it was filmed for real with actual breathable liquid that was in development! Given how the rat reacted I can completely understand why it’s been cut in the UK where we have stricter animal cruelty laws in entertainment.

Despite some online rumour mills, the rats did all survive and received plenty of loving aftercare. But still, imagine if someone suddenly held you underwater without you knowing you could breathe! Even with that particular liquid I still think it was unnecessarily cruel. It could’ve been achieved with special effects and well-timed edits. Cameron has since made a name for himself in his endeavours to protect the planet and all life on it so I’ll assume he never meant to be cruel. I’ll hold on to that belief.

Our 8-page sixth chapter of Chris Warner’s Colonial Marines is next and after Vasquez’s prayer comes this double-page spread showing the potential of Tony Akins’, Paul Guinan’s and Matt Hollingsworth’s art. It’s the same team but it feels more solid than before, especially in its depictions of the new alien race apparently controlling the xenomorphs, the latter thankfully looking more horrific and less cartoon-like as you can.

Unaware they’re being watched on camera by one of the humanoid aliens, this page shows the chaos of the suddenly escalating situation for the marines. It’s an all-action chapter that doesn’t move the plot forward but does see off quite a few of the peripheral characters in more and more horrific ways, not least of which is this accidental death when one marine is grabbed from above and fires their weapon in desperation. These small chunks are great fun every month.

On the Motion Tracker news page we find out the toy competition from last month which required people to buy a handful of Dark Horse International comics is now going to be printed in full in Aliens. No reason is given but Star Wars had been cancelled after surprisingly poor sales. Then it’s on to eight pages of the “mind-blowing conclusion to Horror Show”, according to the cover. So, is it?

On the moon the inhabitants of Luna City live with daily guilt over the loss of their loved ones down on Earth during the recent Earth War, hence why the creatures are infiltrating everyone’s nightmares in the sleep clinic/entertainment company we’ve been introduced to. It’s an intriguing set up that’s produced quite the boring strip so far, but here on page one I find myself feeling for the father of one of their ‘patients’. Is something interesting finally happening?

His daughter is the same person who had the shark/alien dream previously. After a dream involving an alien infiltrating the apparent hospital and chasing her (in which she finds herself outside and back in deep water with the alien in place of the shark), she awakens to find the whole lab has been seized in a rebellion and all the patients are awake. Somehow, her father helped them but it all happens off-camera (as it were). As a reader I immediately felt cheated. The only thing that actually happens and we’re just told about it?

That hyped conclusion sees revenge taken out on the doctor who was not only lying to these people about their treatment but also sexually abusing them. We (and he) are left not knowing if the above is real or part of the virtual reality. It doesn’t make up for the rest of the story but it’s a good idea, despite looking more like Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors than an alien egg. Personally, I’m glad to see the back of Horror Show.

Much, much (much!) better is the latest part of Tribes, the comic’s serialisation of the novella released in the States. It’s really interesting when it’s written from the Alien Queen’s perspective and Rat’s near fatal escape is real edge-of-the-seat stuff, no exaggeration. I honestly thought she was a goner and she’s my favourite character so it was an exciting read! Again, the italics in her part of the story are intended as flashbacks to the horrors her father forced upon her as a young child and they add to the scares.

One of the aliens dies in a suitably horrifying way, its elongated head slowly sliced in half by a cutting wire as it pushes itself through, trying to get at Rat just beyond. Then, when she sees an x-ray of one of the religious fanatics she recognises the image of the alien inside from an x-ray of her own brother her dad proudly showed her as a child. This is very much Rat’s story and it’s terrific. Writer Steve Bissette’s tale should be on the silver screen!

Alien Vs Predator II isn’t the all-action conclusion you’d think from the cover headline. The Alien Queen was already captured and these final two pages are more about the apparently shocking reveal that one of the Predators is actually a human woman working alongside them. But wasn’t this already obvious from chapters right back at the beginning? I thought that was the whole point of the story and the reveal would be why she was doing this.

So it’s a disappointing ending and makes me miss the separate Predator strip even more. Good news comes on the letters page though. It’s revealed to a reader who has the same opinion as me of the Colonial Marines strip that, with AVP II over and Tribes concluding in two months, more pages will be given to that strip soon. We also find out there’s a comics adaptation of the original Alien film to purchase, written by Vampirella’s Archie Goodwin (whose work I’m enjoying in the publisher’s Dracula) and drawn by Walt Simonson who adapted Jurassic Park.

Colonial Marines and Tribes really carried this issue and boy, did they do a good job of it! Worth the price of admittance, those two. But Crusade could be opening up into something more than I’d previously thought, at least storywise, and we’ve a new two-part Aliens strip called Backsplash beginning in #15 too. Things could be on the up again. We’ll find out if that’s the case on Tuesday 26th August 2025.

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Comic Reviews, Dracula

DRACULA #8: VLAD THE CAD

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Another powerful image from Esteban Maroto welcomes us to the eighth edition of Dark Horse International’s Dracula monthly from 1993, the third issue since the comic lost its connection to the new film. It’s the strongest issue yet under its new guise, with no less than three enjoyable strips. The main 12-page Dark Legend A-Borning: Part One is again written by Roy Thomas, drawn by Esteban, coloured by Paul Mounts and lettered by John Costanza. Castle Dracula is complete. In a year? It does lead to showing a bit of Vlad’s dark wit, though. Many didn’t survive the build and those that did were impaled for their treachery. He explains, “Castle Dracula became, in essence, their… life’s work.”

The man thought he was hilarious. He also seems to live in his own little world. Above you can see examples of how he saw himself. Perhaps an insight into how evil men somehow still see themselves as the hero of their story. Throughout Transylvania others don’t share his opinion and are rising up to challenge him. So Vlad sends an emissary to convince the people to swear loyalty to him. When they continue to rise up he says giving them a chance was the Christian thing to do but now he’ll kill them all. During one such slaughter he comes across a woman whose husband has been slain and this leads to the most horrific moment in the series thus far.

The comic glosses over some of the history, such as his hatred towards the Germanic communities: “The reasons are historically complicated and, in the end, unimportant”. Then again, the strip works best when it focusses on key moments rather than trying to squeeze everything in. A former Hungarian ally by the name of Benedict De Boither meets with Vlad in a particularly gruesome scene where he’s eating a feast in a field surrounded by his victims slowly dying on spikes. De Boither is terrified and grovels at his feet. In return for this undying loyalty (if he isn’t loyal, he’ll die) he’s made ambassador: “For you know how to speak to one ruler on behalf of another”.

The war continues and we see montages of monasteries being burned, monks fleeing, and Vlad in shock that they’d then tell stories that made him out to be a monster. Only Mehmed the Conqueror remains on his long list of enemies and when he sends envoys to see Vlad what do you think happens? No prizes for guessing. Then, above, Pope Pius II isn’t exactly Leo XIV when he calls for death to unbelievers and Vlad is quick to step up. As you can see there are a few digs at the church, such as others not wanting to partake in this so-called “crusade” because of a lack of guaranteed riches.

I’m feeling more enthused about the Vlad the Impaler story as it develops. It’s moved on from a crammed, drab history book with fantastic art to a gripping retelling of history with fantastic art. I think that first chapter had a lot of ground to cover to get us to his adult life and his positions of power, which of course would be the time of most interest to fans of the film. Splitting it in two was necessary here but that ended up giving a bad impression of the strip in #6. That chapter’s second part (the following month) and now this month’s are quite the thrill ride. I just hope we get to the end before cancellation!

Dave Hughes’ Bloodlines news pages start off well with some James Bond song lyrics that are only there because they suit the subject at hand. Still, I’ve got the song in my head now. News is thin on the ground it seems and I take issue with the seeming indignation that the director of Pretty Woman can direct something completely different, or the shock that Gary Oldman is also directing.

Can you imagine what would be written here when (the excellent) Tom Cruise was announced as the lead for Interview with a Vampire? I’ve always been fascinated with how writers, actors and directors can turn their hands to different projects, but if Twitter over the years has shown us anything it’s that others are far too quick to judge. Even Anne Rice herself fell foul of this but would later recant when she saw Tom in the role during filming. Maybe we’ll get to the end of the comic’s run before the announcement?

José González takes over art duties on the 11-page classic Vampirella back up strip. Only credited online with this character he won awards for bringing her to the page over a long period of time. He’s credited with creating the style for her and her strip that’s been used ever since. There’s definitely a more mature, gothic horror vibe to it this month and for the first time it’s not a complete tale.

Part one of Death’s Dark Angel is written as always by Archie Goodwin. Beginning with the deaths of two grave robbers by a demon, we find out it’s a less powerful one than Vampirella has dealt with previously but it’s still bargaining with humans, including a vile rich man called Mr. Wade. Wade has less than a year to live yet still ignores his doctors, having lived far beyond his predicted lifespan thanks to a deal with this demon (another follower of Chaos) for his eternal soul after he passes.

As you can see Wade could just as easily be the villain in a modern strip, so this issue’s story feels more contemporary. Especially when a local cop corrupted by Wade’s wealth and power fabricates crimes in order to bring in the Helsings. The demon captures Vampirella but, sensing something different about her, spares her and chains her up instead. The Helsings have been captured in order to confirm whether she could grant Wade eternal life as one of the undead. Of course, once they’re in the same room as her Conrad reacts accordingly! Surely it’s time for Adam to step up and save her after everything that’s happened so far?

This brings back the mystery at the heart of their story arc. Vampirella was indeed on the same plane as the brother of Conrad Van Helsing when it was struck by lightning and crashed, and when Conrad dug up the grave he discovered bite marks on his neck and drove a stake through his heart. (Just to be sure.) He blames Vampirella but, while she did have to feed off humans before the serum she now uses, we don’t know if she fed on his brother or whether her feeding killed.

The only downside to this chapter is Vampirella herself doesn’t have much to do other than be kidnapped. Saying that, her presence is always felt because she’s still what drives the story for all of the other characters. For the first time I’m actually feeling empathy for the lead and I’m hoping for some revelations and development next time. From not-so-great beginnings she’s now the best part of the comic.

In #5 we had the pleasure of a short extra back up strip and I’m pleased to say another from the 60s US comic Creepy (where Vampirella’s strips are lifted from) is included here. Taken from the first issue it’s written by Archie and drawn by Reed Crandal (Tales From the Crypt, The Vault of Horror, Flash Gordon) and the inhabitants of a spooky town are being terrorised by a string of murders apparently committed by a vampire.

We meet a newly married couple, in which the wife is constantly trying to convince her husband they should go out more, that being in bed all day and awake all night isn’t natural. He argues that’s when he must work and when they can also enjoy the nightlife. To begin with it reads awfully old fashioned. Why didn’t she know about his way of life before getting married? The set up seems ridiculous but something struck me about that breakfast juice being all she needed on the page above.

Throughout its six pages are we really supposed to think she’s so stupid as to not realise he’s a vampire? The hints are so obvious we question why she can’t see what’s right in front of her. That is, until the final page. She finally susses it out and opens the curtain to let the sunlight in but she’s the one who dies! It’s a great little tale and just the sort of thing this comic should have more of. Both of these little one-off strips so far have had excellent twists that I didn’t fully see coming. In both I was convinced I knew what it was going to be and both times I’ve been happily proven wrong.

The feature about the role-playing game mentioned on the cover takes two pages to tell us absolutely nothing about it, then on the Fang Mail letters page the results of a competition produced a surprisingly funny moment. It’s also announced that Vampirella will be the cover star next month, showing how important she’s become to the comic. Alternatively, maybe editor Dick Hansom knew the end was near and didn’t want to commission a new cover and it’ll just be a classic Creepy one. We’ll find out in five weeks.

This has been a fantastic issue. While the features may be lacking compared to those in previous issues the three strips are some of the best of the whole run. The comic is really finding its feet after the transition from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula‘ to simply ‘Dracula‘. Unfortunately many jumped ship when the transition happened and missed out on this. We’ll find out if they missed more goodness when #9 comes to the blog on Sunday 17th August 2025.

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TRANSFORMERS GENERATiON 2 #10: LOOKiNG ‘GRIM’

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It’s another issue without any of Derek Yaniger’s artwork inside but don’t lament, #10 of Marvel US’ Transformers: Generation 2 more than makes up for it. Not only with this fantastic image by Derek but also by welcoming back Geoff Senior for the back up strip. We’ll get to that in a bit. First, the escalation of events is clear from the cover and inside the comic the main 16-page strip Total War! doesn’t hold back.

Thanks to Starscream, the combined Autobot and Decepticon forces have been found and their defences bypassed. An epic battle breaks out at Autobase on Earth, which should be an exciting prospect, right? The thing is, despite writer Simon Furman’s electrifying script this may as well be taking place on any of the barren space rocks calling themselves planets we’ve visited throughout the series.

That’s a shame because in every other aspect penciller Manny Galan, inker Jim Amash, colourist Sarra Mossoff and letterer Richard Starkings are on sizzling form (with only the occasional silly elongated neck). Things kick off with what almost amounts to an all-out slaughter of their forces by Jhiaxus and his highly evolved troops. The dialogue between Optimus Prime and Megatron is natural, exciting and at times even funny. In fact, Megatron gets a lot of the best lines in the comic!

Elsewhere, on board the Decepticon’s now-shared Warworld spaceship things are going equally badly as Starscream forces his way on board. Even the silly human-shaped teeth glinting in his silhouette can’t ruin the moment for once. Yes, yes, I know I’ve whined on about them in recent months. I’ll forgive them this one time though, especially since by the end of the issue Starscream may have finally upgraded them to something more palatable. More on that below.

I know the characters are based on toys but for the most part depictions of our toys in our comics haven’t felt that way. Look at the brilliant (but criminally short-lived) Ring Raiders to see how tiny Matchbox planes were depicted, for example. But I must say, Manny’s very toy-like. Transformers when they’re in their aeroplane alt modes really pleases me. It takes me right back to the battles I’d wage in my childhood bedroom with my old Hasbro toys.

There are some nice interactions here which really play up to the characters’ strengths, such as Tracks and Manta Ray above, then the Predacons and Dinobots too! Not that Jhiaxus appreciates their strength in diversity, but then again given what his ultimate goal is of course he wouldn’t. His gall at the “adversity, guile and sheer bloody-mindedness” of his foes is fun to read before he dials things up and calls in his second wave. Yup, everything that went before was just the appetiser.

On the Warworld the troops sent up with Starscream discover the bridge has been abandoned and escape pods are leaving for the surface. They race off in pursuit, assuming Starscream is behind them. But this is Starscream, he has bigger and much more selfish plans afoot and heads off to find the Autobot Matrix of Leadership wired into the centre of the craft.

Back on Earth we get possibly one of my favourite moments in the entire G2 series. Even though Megatron is in his new form, the panel below still harkens back to the earliest days of Marvel UK’s G1 comic. The layout, angle and most of all the depiction of Prime. We also get another funny moment from Megatron, even if it’s also a bit frustrating because he’s never actually given us the reason behind his choice of second-in-command (beyond the comic following the new toy line).

Surely a fan favourite panel, right there!

Megatron does have a plan, though. In fact it’s revealed he had several back up escape routes when he walked into Autobase to form an alliance with Optimus. One such plan was a cruiser with an invisibility cloak parked right next door. Smart. However, while Prime is grateful he’s also very aware they’re still fighting for two very different sides. Retreating to the Warworld he wants to use it as a powerful communications tool to try to reason with Jhiaxus against the new threat, while Megatron sees it as the ultimate weapon. Time for a quick break between strips.

This month’s Bullpen Bulletin contains a few interesting snippets. In the border we find out The Iron Man of 2020 was to get his own mini-series. I really enjoyed this character when he appeared twice in the back up strip in Marvel UK’s Transformers. Former Transformers writer Bob Budiansky was now Special Projects Executive Editor and The Incredible Hulk comic really did sound like it was unmissable. Also, if you read the ‘Question of the Month’ column, the writer of the Alice Cooper comic (there was an Alice Cooper comic?) has a response which in light of this last year or so seems rather telling!

Then it’s straight on to the six-page Tales of Earth back up strip and that exciting moment of welcoming Geoff Senior back to Transformers. Again, this is a straight continuation of the main strip instead of a separate story but I’m not complaining. The whole issue has been action with great characterisation sprinkled throughout and that continues with these last half dozen pages. Jhiaxus’ troops are fired upon and quickly destroyed by incredibly powerful weaponry from the Warworld. But it was reported the ship was secured and in their control. Prime and Megatron witness this as they approach and Megatron continues with his quips.

The battle continues on the surface too and the Dinobots and Predacons are fighting side-by-side in what must’ve been a fan dream come true (even though the Predacons weren’t G2 toys). I particularly like the very Geoff-esque additions such as seeing Razorclaw’s leap, transformation and attack in one panel and Grimlock’s bandana and the ‘Big Grim’ on his arm! Brilliant stuff. Even just seeing the close up of Prime’s eyes drawn by Geoff brings back all the feels.

This is fantastic stuff. The interactions between the characters, the humour, the explosive action and of course elsewhere there are still knife-edge tensions between the usually opposing sides. For example, Razorclaw thinks Megatron’s new troops are enjoying fighting alongside the Autobots a little too much. It all builds up to what is ultimately a letdown of a final page.

Starscream has absorbed the power of the Matrix and melded with the ship. However, a fantastically rendered page by the legendary artist is let down by suddenly atrocious dialogue and an over familiarity with G1’s Underbase Saga, when Starscream absorbed the all-powerful database of information and became a similarly all-powerful entity. It’s the only disappointment in an incredible issue though.

It should come as no surprise to find the Transmissions letters page is chock full of complaints, anger and disbelief at the upcoming cancellation of the comic (announced in #8). While Simon’s response that it was always intended for the first 12 issues to form one story is completely understandable, I do believe the last couple of issues have seen a ramping up of events, perhaps moreso than he originally intended in order to complete as many stories and character arcs as possible.

That’s a rather silly (not to mention expensive) idea from reader Adam Edward Patyk! Not only would it be expensive for all the readers he’s asking to partake in his idea but he seems to have already spent a lot of money and all for nowt. The reply is interesting however, with retailers refusing to acknowledge the title was selling well and instead cutting orders. The curse of being a toy licence comic in the 90s. I’d also forgotten about the mysterious mention of the Leige Maximo way back in #4, so let’s hope that’s resolved over the next two months.

The only reason that final strip page was so disappointing is because every page before it was so perfect. The story, the characterisations, the dialogue, the action, the art… this would’ve been the best issue by far if it weren’t for that cliffhanger. But I’m still positive that the final two issues are going to be incredible and I can’t wait for Sunday 27th July 2025 for the penultimate chapter.

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ALiENS #13: WE JUST GOT OUR ASSES KiCKED

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Back in the early 90s Dark Horse US published a monthly Aliens comic depicting the Earth War starring the Hicks and Newt characters from the second movie. Of course, after Alien³ this was no longer canon but the company’s UK branch was about to start publishing sequel stories anyway. I don’t know if volume one of the comic under previous publisher Trident covered the war but no spoilers please, I’ll read them eventually for the blog.

The UK exclusive strip Crusade picks up after the war but very little background is given to us. Editor Cefn Ridout seems to assume everyone knows about it already. A recap would’ve made all the difference, especially as sales were climbing with new readers coming on board. “As if the opening of London’s own Alien War in August weren’t enough” for Aliens fans? Ah the 90s, when our comics seemed to forget there were readers outside England. The editorial above shows you all the credits for the issue and then we’re launched into 12 pages of Crusade.

It’s fair to say first impressions aren’t great. Coming as it does after Paul Johnson’s artwork last issue and Chris Halls’ cover may be unfair to artist Christian Gorny (Heavy Metal, Haarmaan, Narcangel) whose work in other titles is acclaimed. Mike Cook’s (2000AD, The Real Robin Hood, Dead Meat) story doesn’t get off to a great start either. It’s confusing (not helped by the comic’s lack of background to the war) with dialogue that ’s trying too hard to make it seem conversational between friends, which has the opposite effect and comes across stilted and broken, although Woodrow Pheonix’s (Sonic the Comic, Manga Mania, Dracula) lettering does give it a nice journal feel at times.

From what I can gather London was spared from the alien infestation and the reason remains a mystery. The city is desolate, cut off from the rest of the world and inhabited by Mad Max-like tribes. Elsewhere, Colonial Marines are sent down from orbit to alien hotspots for quick hit-and-run raids. One of their recon teams has gone missing over London, which resides in a country they describe as an “A-grade shithole” that was mainly used for toxic waste before the war.

I say “from what I can gather” because it’s difficult to follow. I couldn’t tell you the name of one individual, there are no main characters standing out and their interactions all feel forced. No one feels remotely real. Instead, they’re just plot points to move things along. It doesn’t help that a lot of the time characters are seen from behind or from strange angles so you’ve no idea who’s talking anyway.

At times the art looks unfinished, such as the second two examples above. At times an interesting scenario tries to squeeze itself in, such as the fact the recon team were shot down by powerful weaponry, something the tribes simply don’t have and the aliens obviously have no need for. So there’s a mystery in there to be solved but I just don’t know if I care enough. Then it just stops. No cliffhanger, it just stops. This strip was made for this comic, it’s not like it was an American strip unceremoniously snipped in half, so there’s no excuse.

There’s still potential in this post-Earth War storyline but so far Crusade isn’t living up to it. This is harsh, I know. I pride myself on positivity on this blog and I’ve loved Aliens so far. Even the worst strips (I’m looking at you, Hive) had moments of redemption but there are none to be found here. Well, except for a moment when a sound effect seemed to indicate the TARDIS was arriving!

On to the Motion Tracker and on the first page of this month’s news we can see the early days of UK Aliens and sci-fi cons, complete with promises of star guests that they simply couldn’t fulfil, expensive tickets and low turnout. I remember those days here in Belfast after Doctor Who returned over a decade later. There’s also a column about toys which always confused me when it came to ’18’-cert films. Collectibles I can understand, but Aliens, RoboCop and Terminator all had children’s toys produced (this was before the days of the RoboCop TV series or cartoon).

What irks me is how there was less of a demand for the female characters among the mainly male buyers. Even for the Alien films?! Films rooted in their lead female characters and themes? I may be a man but geez, men can be such [censored]. On the other news page the comic has the audacity to run a competition with one question in this comic, a second question in Star Wars and the answer in Total Carnage! I wonder if anyone actually entered?

Our eight pages of Colonial Marines finally sees some alien action for our main characters as Lt. Henry and his marines enter the sun gun complex and are immediately at a disadvantage when acid dripping down from a dead alien body above melts through some of their protective suits, forcing them to strip and adding finding new ones to their plans. Henry is convinced this is a hive and thus they can’t waste time retreating to retrieve more from their ship.

This chapter is all about their slow infiltration, building tension as they inch their way inside, now knowing the xenomorphs are behind the loss of communication and instantly putting pressure on each individual member of the team. This is unfortunately undone somewhat when the motion sensor picks up movement and it ends up being a human survivor hiding in a vent. Sound familiar? There’s nothing original here but for the most part it’s executed brilliantly.

As you can see the chapter ends with Vasquez freezing on the spot after all of her previous bravado, showing she’s a different character than her sister in the film. Although, at one stage someone does ask if she’s looking forward to delivering payback for what the aliens did. But how does she know they killed her sister? Ripley, Hicks and Newt were the only survivors. Two of them died before waking up and the third not long after! And it’s not like the company would’ve let on. An oversight perhaps on the part of writer Chris Warner but nothing that spoils this enjoyable little tale.

On to more information about those aforementioned toys with a full-page advert (albeit black and white with poorly reproduced photographs) for Forbidden Planet. Again, these aren’t the kinds of collective figures you can buy today, they are actual toys. Some even sound like the kind featured in The Real Ghostbusters range also by Kenner, with Bishop having a rotating gatling gun, Hicks a mechanical arm for some reason and the A.T.A.X. is a marine in an alien bodysuit!

Moving on, back in the 90s my copy of Alien³ on VHS got a lot of screen time and so did the Alien War trailer before the film. I remember thinking it looked incredible, with James Horner’s searing soundtrack adding to the intense atmosphere. In 1993 it proven to be so successful in Glasgow it was being moved and expanded to a larger building in London. Dave Hughes chatted with its creators Gary Gillies and the appropriately-surnamed John Gorman about the experience.

Am I the only one who reads their reasoning behind halving the experience’s length and thinks it was really a way of getting more paying punters in? Unfortunately, it never became the envisioned franchise spoken about here and after it was closed following a flood in 1996 it never reopened, apart from a short stint in Glasgow again at the turn of the millennium. (Later in 2008 they opened a similar experience in Glasgow unaffiliated with the Alien films.)

Part two of Horror Show also takes up eight pages and surprisingly it concludes next issue. But… nothing’s happened! It also looks like it’ll end with no real aliens taking part, which is a waste of David Roach’s great art. Maybe the point was to introduce this virtual nightmare entertainment company for future stories? It begins with a young woman dressed in a sub-par alien costume sneaking into a nest to destroy the alien queen. Ridiculous? Well, if you’d been paying attention you’d know this is just the young woman’s nightmare.

The company managers are getting angry that all the nightmares they’re recording in their fake dream clinic always end up including the aliens, even if the original scenario had nothing to do with them. Set after the Earth War there seems to be a mass sense of guilt about those that died down on Earth while these people survived in lunar orbit.

This is interesting but unfortunately its reveal towards the end of the strip is spoiled by the recap of what happened last month telling us. Confusingly, one of the volunteers is also called Hicks (it’s not him) and two pages are printed in the wrong order. One of the doctors is sexually abusing the sleeping volunteers, while in their dreams it’s the aliens claws that are all over them. It’s a particularly creepy moment but not much else occurs.

In the next chapter of Steve Bissette’s prose story, Tribes, Rat is the most interesting character by far, albeit in a tragic way. Her job is to be captured by the aliens! She sets herself up in a small space just outside their hive and makes a noise, but she’s sealed herself off with wire-like meshes that slow the aliens down so they don’t rush to an instant kill. By the time they’ve got through to her and she hasn’t put up a fight they’ve calmed down and take her away for implantation instead.

As we know, their captives wake just before the egg placed in front of them opens, this small window of time allowing Rat to send a beacon to her teammates. All the way through this part of the story parentheses appear that act like mental flashbacks to her childhood, echoing the sexual assault she suffered at her father’s hands; a lifetime of abuse and suffering ultimately preparing her for a job no one else is capable of (or wants). It’s horrific and makes for compulsive reading.

This small but still interesting cutaway of the Colonial Marines transport ship Sulaco from Aliens is part of a two-page introductory Technical Readout, the first in a series of features from the always-fascinating Lee Brimmicombe-Wood about the spacecraft. These should make for an interesting series over the coming months. Also coming next month is the final chapter of Alien Vs Predator II, so as previously promised I’ll talk more about that next time.

It’s been a bit of a mixed bag this month. Two stories have been as entertaining as we’d expect, in fact one surpasses previous chapters. On the other hand the other two are completely missable. But this can happen in an anthology comic and with stories ending and others beginning all the time, the Marines and Tribes will see me through until the next shake up. We’ll take a step closer to new tales with the next issue on Tuesday 22nd July 2025.

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