In three days the it’ll be time for the next issue of OiNK to celebrate its 35th anniversary, the Special Toys and Hobbies Issue. With another Ian Jackson cover (that’s two in a row, us lucky porkers) it includes guides to collecting comics and stamps and plane spotting, all in the best possible OiNK way. It also has the funniest Burp yet. As a quick preview, the previous issue had this very difficult quiz to end on.

The issue would also have plenty for readers to get their creative trotters on, not to mention plenty to get their scissors and sticky tape into. There’s even an extra special piece of DIY interactivity from Frank Sidebottom which would also require a record player. Confused? Come back on Monday 4th April 2022 to see what I’m on about.