I’m reticent to go into details of my plans for 2026 as I look back on my previous two New Year’s Eve messages. I’ll happily not mention 2024 again, and 2025 saw things get off to a great start before I fell ill for a while, just as I was beginning work on something. That, plus other not-so-great events in my personal life and then finally the brilliant addition to my home of Smudge the cat meant I was lucky to get the blog’s posts completed by the end of the year!
Regular readers (of which there are 70% more of you over last year!) will remember me announcing that something this year and calling it ‘Comics 80:99’ (and a “project” the year before, which was the same thing). While news about it has been non-existent because of the above reasons, I can assure you work did commence. Now, I’m all geared up for 2026. Starting in January I’ll be posting regular updates on the blog, which will be additional motivation to get as much done as possible so I can report back to you all.
The OiNK Blog itself will be focussing on extra content next year too, the Aliens real time read through being the only one planned for 2026 save for the usual Christmas feast of annuals. However, don’t be expecting less posts, no, no! While cutting back on the read throughs for one year will help me focus on Comics 80:99, the amount of extra content for your favourite comics sections of the blog will more than make up for that.
So, 2026… A lot of content I’ve been eager to share with you for a long time. Comics 80:99 is going to be my first physical publication (aiming for early 2027). Personally, my closest friends have become my family this year and I can’t wait to see them much more. Smudge and I are also about to spend our first full year together, of course. I feel like I’m about to embark on a life-affirming year in many ways, so I’ll make a toast to 2026 and to all of you dear OiNK Blog readers.
Happy New Year everyone! I wish you all happiness, fun, kindness and togetherness. May your 2026 be everything you hope for.
Now, I’m off to see what Jools Holland has in store to kick it off with.
It feels fitting that this is our last comics post of the year. I’ll have a New Year’s message later with news of the blog and more in 2026, but as for comics the final issues of The Real Ghostbusters and The Transformers and Action Force are it, their official release date being this day way back in 1988.
Brian Williamson and Dave Harwood’sSlimer fronted a celebratory issue, New Years being something none of my other non-humour comics celebrated. But the Ghostbusters were based in New York where the ball drops, they couldn’t miss out on this. Best of all though, the results of a readers’ poll was presented in strip form with the team attending a dinner alongside the Marvel UK writers and artists in attendance. It’s genius stuff!
But it’s Art Wetherell and Dave’s Galvatron cover that’ll have fans reminiscing the most. The Time Wars had begun! This was my first big epic as a kid and it enthralled me for weeks; no one was safe from being killed off, and I do mean anyone. This would also be the last time we’d see that logo before the big change in seven days. More on that below, but first up what else did Marvel UK wrap up the year with?
Action Force Monthly #8 and Death’s Head #2 continued to entertain through the school holidays. What, you mean you only read your comics once and not multiple times between issues? I’m surprised The Real Ghostbusters isn’t the ‘Don’t Miss’ title, what with it being the only one celebrating what day it was, but instead Thundercats #90 takes that honour in what seems a rather random choice.
This week’s advert is actually the Next Issue promo from the back inside cover of Transformers, but one glance and you’ll understand why I just had to include it. I always loved it when my comics got a new look and this was a big one. I was still a newbie to the world of Transformers comics and looking at that new logo, coupled with that image and all of the contents to come the following week, I remember this page being a real thrill. I’d jumped on at just the right time!
I would eventually stay with the comic all the way to its conclusion with #332 so this logo became the de facto one for me and the issue was an incredible way to start the new year. Was it “The Ultimate Comic”? Pretty much. Even Lew Stringer’s strips were getting a crossover and hyped on the page.
With that, both 1988 and 2025 come to a close. As I said I’ll be back later on today to sign off for the year properly, then the blog’s first post for 2026 will be the next checklist. There’ll be new issues of the monthlies to find out about and no guesses for which comic would be the hot one to see in 1989.
In 2026 I’ll be starting a new regular series for OiNK’s pig pals, specifically those pig pals who wrote in to Uncle Pigg and had the thrill of seeing their name in the comic. Grunts was the letters page which had everything except letters on it! Drawings, celebrity spoofs, newspaper clippings (about OiNK or anything pig-related really), jokes for Nasty Laffs & Specs… you name it and the young readers had thought about it and sent it in.
To kick things off, here’s something special for the holidays: The Grunts Celebrity Special! Whether it was a reader spotting one of their favourite 80s celebs name-checking their favourite comic, a bonafide celeb pig pal themselves getting in touch, celebs partaking in an OiNK photo shoot voted for by readers or a politician meeting one of the editors. These appearances kind of went over my head as a kid, however as an adult it’s fun to see the waves this very different comic was making in the world of 80s entertainment.
As I sit here enjoying my glass of Red, Red Schloer we begin with #10’s Grunts, back when readers were lining up to send their problems in to be laughed at by their porcine pal, and the first celebrity appearance is UB40 frontman Ali Campbell! It’s a quote from another magazine spotted by Rupert French from Congleton in Cheshire and Uncle Pigg uses it to request readers let him know of any stars who Can’t Help Falling In Love With OiNK.
The next big musical name to grace the pages was Ian Astbury of The Cult who really was a true fan of the comic. Ian even bought OiNK mugs and t-shirts before he was interviewed by co-editor Tony Husband in the guise of Janet Street Porker, OiNK’s resident entertainment reporter. A quick preview of this appeared on the Grunts page of #15, below.
As I noted in the review for #16 this was quite the scoop for a children’s comic and a very surreal moment for Tony, seeing as how he was a fan of The Cult too. The MADchester music and cultural scene in 80s Manchester is well documented and has been the subject of many a documentary. It was a centre of talent, innovation and creativity, and OiNK was right there at the centre of it. Not only physically (given the office’s proximity to those in the scene) but also in its popularity with bands, singers, writers and more. You can read a little bit more about this in the issue’s review and in the post about my phone chats with Tony.
Below The Cult interview you can see the newsagent reservation coupon and a band called The 3 Johns, who I’d never heard of before this. This was actually another band of Jon Langford’s. Jon’s art can be seen in a few issues of OiNK after he was brought on by Tony and he and his band The Mekons starred in a couple of photo stories too! Also in #16 was a rather original competition, in which one lucky (depending on your point of view) reader could win a pop concert in their home. Le Lu Lus (or ‘Lelu Lu’s’) contacted OiNK as fans themselves and became the prize.
It’s time to Say Hello… to the next celebrity guest on the Grunts page of #22. Where this photo came from is anyone’s guess. Was it in a magazine like above? Is the excellently-name Ferny Bubble of Wandsworth, Southwest London a friend of Marc Almond’s? Or just a very keen pig pal? Marc of course was best known for being one half of Soft Cell, whose Tainted Love is still a floor filler (at least in my living room) to this day.
Not even celebrities were immune from Uncle Pigg’s jibes! As we …Wave Goodbye to Marc check out that Read All About It box next to him. This was the first time a press clipping about OiNK appeared in the comic as the wider printed media started to sit up and take notice. You can read all of the many clippings the editors loved showing off in their own blog post.
Half a year after their pop music special the OiNK team put together another musically-themed issue with #29 and it contained a few links back to the previous one, the biggest one being a full-page strip to announce the winner of the concert-in-your-home competition. Martin Benster was lucky he lived in Prestwich. Prestwich is a part of Greater Manchester and the OiNK guys couldn’t afford to send the band further afield so they were always going to choose someone local!
If you head off to #29’s review (don’t forget to come back) you’ll also see one of those great Mekons photo stories.
Two weeks later came the results of the OiNK Awards, in which readers had been given the chance to vote for their favourite (and least favourite) celebrities in a variety of daft categories. Biggest Wally, Worst Pop Song and Unfunniest Comedian were just some of the awards the kids had their say in choosing. While most of the winners were represented as Spitting Image Workshop puppets, BBC Radio DJ Steve Wright was game for a laugh and appeared in person to be presented with his Most Irritating DJ award by fellow DJ John Peel.
There’s one more special appearance in OiNK by a well-known public figure and it’s back to the Grunts page itself. Unlike most other comics OiNK included reader contributions in its specials and annuals, and in the pages of the second OiNK Holiday Special up popped the then-Health Minister Edwina Currie alongside Frank Sidebottom and co-editor Patrick Gallagher… not that Uncle Pigg appreciated this description!
This was part of the big anti-smoking push that OiNK was also a part of with its free Smokebuster Special given away to schools in the north of England. At a special event involving a bunch of lucky pig pals the press were in attendance including the South Manchester Reporter, which appears to have been Patrick’s old stomping ground.
There’s a rather funny story (infamous in the history of OiNK) related to just after this photograph was taken. The three editors (Patrick, Mark Rodgers and Tony) and Frank (Chris Sievey) saw all of the children back to the railway station and got them onto their respective trains home. Then all four of them lit up! The thing is, the press hadn’t left yet. But hey, this was all about stopping the kids from starting and they were out of sight, so you can’t fault the team’s ultimate goal. You can read highlights from the special Smokebuster edition of OiNK and its clear message in its own full review.
That’s our quick tour through the celebrity cameos from OiNK’s run. If you remember having something printed in the pages of the world’s funniest comic please get in touch via the contact form on the blog, or through social media (links in the main menu) or email at OiNK.Blog@iCloud.com. The new Grunts series is due to begin next September and will be updated quarterly with all of the reader submissions from the issues released over that time, and it’d be great to speak to some of those featured. Have you still got your Piggy Pink Prize?
Back in 1987 two things happened in the build up to Christmas. Firstly, my older brother grew out of comics and his weekly Beano. However, The Dandy and The Beano Fifty Golden Years had already been obtained by Santa. As luck would have it, the second thing that happened was me discovering OiNK and immediately falling in love with comics. So this special book was redirected into my stocking in the very early hours of Christmas Day and still sits on my shelves decades later.
While my brother’s comic didn’t really appeal at the time, and the strips in here were even more old fashioned, I found the book’s story about the creation and evolution of the comics fascinating. As an adult I feel I’ve also developed a better appreciation for the classic strips inside. This is mainly thanks to reading a couple of the earliest editions inside the Beano’s 80th Anniversary Box Set and my yearly dips into the world of the Big Comic Books. So it felt like a good time for me to revisit this very special celebration for the first time in nearly forty years.
As seems the case with all comics celebrations the release dates mentioned throughout are actually the cover dates. The cover dates usually referred to the Saturday after publication, the comics released one working day before whatever day was mentioned on the cover. For example, #1 of The Dandy had a date of 4th December 1937, which was the Saturday of that week and it states “Every Friday” on the cover, so it would’ve been released on Thursday 2nd. It’s a small thing but it does annoy me when this constantly happens, especially in a book created by the publisher of said comics.
Things kick off with this bright recreation of the first ever Dandy comic, complete with the original version of Korky the Cat. It’s followed by #1 of The Beano and Big Eggo which launched in July of 1938. It then launches headlong into a large selection of examples of strips from the early days of both comics, from those familiar with 80s readers such as Lord Snooty to plenty I’d never heard of, with names like Freddy the Fearless Fly and Deep-Down Daddy Neptune.
It’s not long before the book is showing off its celebrity fans too, beginning with radio DJ Mike Read who guest-starred in an issue of The Beano alongside Dennis. Other notables include Cilla Black, Geoff Capes, The Krankies (suitably enough in the Dennis the Menace section), Ken Dodd, John Craven, Little and Large, Geoffrey Palmer and Joan Armatrading, among many more. It’s a who’s-who of British 80s celebs. Mark Hamill also pops up of course, and he’d pop up again in the bookazine that came with that Beano 80th set. Clearly, he never grew out of it.
Of course, there are also a few celebrities you wouldn’t want to see included today, but unfortunately we have to remember this is very much a product of its time. So if you can ignore a couple of certain children’s TV presenters and a certain politician you’ll find a lot to love here. As you can see Mike shares a spread with a new strip created for the book with Grandpa introducing Poison Ivy to the classic strips and then it’s on to the meat of the book
Desperate Dan makes up the first themed section, of which there are several for the more popular characters. His first appearance and some of his earlier misadventures are included, as well as one from 1983 to show how he’d evolved. This Welcome to Cactusville spread is great too, perfectly summing up the classic version of the character.
Others who get this treatment include Lord Snooty, Black Bob, Korky the Cat and Dennis the Menace among others. Sadly, none of the girl characters do. Instead, they’re all lumped together into a few pages called ‘Have a Giggle With the Girls’. Not even Minnie the Minx is well catered for! An indictment on the times, yes, and it also shows how far we’ve come. One glance at the review for this year’s Beano Christmas Special will prove how the comic has set this straight in the years since.
This was the part of the book that fascinated me the most as a child. I’d never considered anything other than both comics temporarily ceasing during wartime and paper shortages weren’t part of my reasoning! As it turns out, they didn’t. They kept calm and carried on, you might say. Both reduced their page counts and went fortnightly, alternating each week so kids still had the option of weekly laughs.
I remember as a child thinking this was incredible. In fact, I was only annoyed there wasn’t more information about how they were produced during this time, what’s mentioned here having whetted my appetite. (The aforementioned bookazine did a better job of this 30 years later.) We get some examples of the humour that helped the children through those tough years with the likes of Lord Snooty (again), Pansy Potter and these two surprise entries. Try to ignore the accents, they’re another sign of the times, written at a time of war and it was important to keep the children unafraid, and having a laugh at the enemy of the time surely helped.
Over the past few years I’ve really been enjoying writing the Annuals section of the blog. It may contain the slowest possible real time read throughs but everyyear the new inclusions are worth the wait. Even though they’ve always gone on sale months beforehand, they’ve always been a huge part of Christmas (that’s why that section gets updated during the festive season) and the writers of this book knew it too.
Wow! £100? Even in 1987 I remember thinking, “Is that all?” Oh, and in case you’re wondering (much like ten-year-old me did) what that ‘Magic-Beano’ title is all about, Magic was a short-lived comic that ceased during the wartime paper rationing and never returned, so it was merged into The Beano and the books bore its name for a few years. I like looking back on old covers like this, particularly annuals as they seem to encapsulate the time they were published and provide a year-by-year look at how a comic evolved. Also included are similar pages for the summer specials, those tiny Dandy and Beano Comics Library collections and the 1000th and 2000th editions of both comics.
Originally The Dandy and The Beano contained adventure stories and prose funnies and I’ve already shown some of these off on the blog. The thrills and spills of classic adventures take pride of place here too. While the book explains these were mainly before TV became mainstream and so could be printed with few illustrations, they’ve included this wonderful spread from a Dandy annual in the 1950s, newly colourised for the 80s.
I may have been growing up in a world of TV and computer games but I still recall delving deep into these particular pages of the book, probably because they were such an unexpected surprise. I also spent a long time with any part of the book that gave an insight into how it was made. Any disappointment I felt with the lack of such information in the World War II chapter was soon put to rest with a great four-page feature starring The Bash Street Kids.
Taking a strip from 1983 that had answered readers’ queries of how The Beano was produced, the double-page strip is split across four pages with a factual article of the process across the middle of each. I find these middle sections the most interesting now as an adult but for kids it was a brilliant idea to have the characters being taught the same things in a lighter, funnier way, with further details right there too if they wanted.
There’s just too much in this book to cover in one blog post. If there’s a character you can think of from The Dandy or The Beano’s first 50 years, they’ll be in here. If there’s a moment, a piece of merchandise, a memory you have… anything you can think of that might have been part of their first 50 years, it’ll be in here. What I’ve been able to squeeze into one blog post is just the tip of the iceberg.
Wrapped up in a gorgeous hardback you can see what’s beneath that dust cover at the very top of this post. It looks lovely on a shelf like that. Inside are 144 pages of high quality paper, all full-colour and there’s an absolute tonne to read! I can remember being engrossed by this for days throughout the holidays that year. I’ll wrap things up today with another celebrity cameo and a quick example of the variety of topics the book covers: fashion!
Great, now I’ve got Drop the Pilot stuck in my head! I must say I sympathise with Joan here, her quote rings an all-too-familiar bell. (You thought all these comics on the blog were my copies from childhood?) This fantastic book originally sold for £4.95, a princely sum for something sitting among the annuals that year, but you’ll get it for cheaper than that nowadays on eBay.
This has brought back a lot of happy memories of reading it the first time around. I feel like a kid at Christmas all over again. (Well, I still am!) For any fans that missed out on this at the time, or perhaps for younger blog readers that hadn’t started reading Beano (or been born) yet, this is a must purchase for a few quid. Also, for anyone interested in the history and evolution of comics this is still truly fascinating and has the cherry on top of including so many laughs along the way!
This post is coming to you during the afternoon of Christmas Day 2025, so with all of the turkey, ham, roasties, stuffing, sprouts and chorizo, maple carrots, roasted parsnips, bacon wrapped cocktail sausages, mushy peas, apple sauce, cranberry sauce and gravy in your stomachs (just me?) you’re not going to be able to move for a while. That means it’s the perfect time to lie down with our latest Christmas annual and it’s the first in a new series. In 1985 there was something of a momentous book sliding down chimneys across the country with the rotund fella, all wrapped up in a simply gorgeous piece of John Higgins art.
Well, it would become momentous with the gift of hindsight at least. This is the first ever Transformers Annual from Marvel UK, co-produced by Grandreams. Basically, Marvel provided the editorial content while Grandreams handled the publishing side of things. Their offices were in the same building and after a few years Marvel would handle everything themselves. This first Transformers Annual was released in the autumn of 1985 for the Christmas market. Ian Rimmer had taken over as editor of the comic a few months before its release but this book had already been completed and edited by the comic’s launch editor, Sheila Cranna.
While it contains some silly fillers the likes of which we’ve seen in other licenced annuals it’s the stories that really stand out. They are superb! In fact, this series of annuals became known for having some of the best stories Marvel UK produced. The strips packed a lot into their smaller page counts and the prose stories were often the best parts of the books, even establishing key parts of Transformers lore. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, does this first annual ease us into the greatness to come?
Nope, it goes full throttle right from the off with some lovely atmospheric scenes of the army meeting the Autobots for the first time, and even the appearance of Ronald Reagan doesn’t dampen proceedings. Plague of the Insecticons is written by Transformers mainstay Simon Furman (Death’s Head, Dragon’s Claws, To the Death) with art by Mike Collins (Doctor Who, Darkstars, American Gothic) and Jeff Anderson (Judge Dredd, Swiftsure, Zoids), and the gorgeous colours are by Gina Hart (Rogue Trooper, Rupert Bear, Doctor Who).
In much the same way as the live-action movies have integrated the governments of the world into the Transformers universe, here their involvement also makes sense. However, the Insecticons have infiltrated proceedings due to their diminutive size in insect form (prepare for ludicrous mass shifting into huge robot modes). Optimus Prime thinks back to how the secret could’ve gotten out and it boils down to human error, one unscrambled call while Soundwave was monitoring. As they emerge they scream that they’re Autobots and attack the troops, who then turn against Prime.
This was the debut of the Insecticons here in the UK before they appeared in the American comic. They make quite the impact, announcing how they’ll obey their great leader Optimus and destroy the neighbouring city! But as the otherr Autobots chase after them, Prime heads off in another direction. His gut tells him the Insecticons feel restrained (half destroying a city is restraint?), guessing that as new warriors they must be being controlled by a third-party until they master their abilities.
This doesn’t stop him from joining the fight. For the only time in the comic he sends Roller (the small vehicle that resided inside his trailer in the toy) to help out even if it means he has to split his concentration (here Roller is a remote device, not an autonomous vehicle). He finds Ravage with a remote device and ends up tricking one of the Insecticons, Bombshell into planting a cerebral shell on Ravage’s body. These devices made it possible for Bombshell to control the mind of whoever he wished, but here his own mind was being controlled by Ravage, and thus a vicious cycle plays out in the final pages. Wonderful stuff.
The second, shorter strip is And There Shall Come… a Leader! with writer and colourist remaining, joined by John Stokes (Fishboy, L.E.G.I.O.N., The Invisibles) on art and Richard Starkings (The Sleeze Brothers, The Real Ghostbusters, Transformers: Generation 2) lettering. This tale takes us back millions of years and across space to Cybertron and Prime’s first battle as Autobot Commander. Most of the story is taken up with him awaiting the nod from the grand council of Autobot elders, led by Emirate Xaaron (an original UK comic creation who would eventually become a toy), to okay a strike against Megatron.
Up until this point it would seem the Autobots had been holding a defending position, their dedication to peace forbidding them from leading an attack. They’ve engaged in battles but only in response to the Decepticons and under the auspices of the outdated, elderly council. I love how it all comes down to politics in a kid’s book. It’s initially strange to see the toys so accurately drawn instead of the modified comic/cartoon versions but in the end it makes it feel lovingly quaint. With lots of the readers no doubt receiving Transformers for Christmas in 1985 I’m sure it made them happy to see their toys in action this way.
As the Transformers annuals continued, the prose stories would soon become the stand outs, giving us more in-depth characterisations; taking their time to delve into each with their inner thoughts, more intricate or dare I say intimate/personal storylines and even important new pieces of Transformers character lore that would become canon throughout the various incarnations of the franchise for decades to come. This book’s stories may be smaller in scope but they’re no less fun and produce some great images in the mind as you read. Most likely written by Simon, the art is by John Ridgway and coloured by Gina, their illustrations used to highlight key moments. They’re gorgeous and add a great deal to each tale.
Missing in Action sees Tracks incapacitated and left for dead in his car mode, only to be stolen by two small-time bank robbers who see this abandoned Corvette Stingray as the perfect getaway car. The story culminates in a small alien robot-obsessed boy stumbling upon him and getting entangled in a bank robbery that goes horribly wrong, the building exploding in flames and partially collapsing. The rescue scene with Inferno (who looks even better when drawn toy-accurate like this), Grapple and Hoist is a thrill to read.
Hunted! starts off well with one of my favourite Deceptions, Ravage stalking a human expedition leader in the jungles of South America (gloriously illustrated by John, too) and there’s some nice chemistry between Prowl and Bumblebee, as well as some genuine comic timing in the narration. In the end though, it all comes to a sudden end with a resolution that’s far too easy, almost like the writer had suddenly realised they were running out of their word count. But it’s still fun.
There are some corners of the internet that take these tales of transforming sentient alien robots far too seriously, who complain about where the annual stories fit into the overall story arcs. Given how each comic tale could last a month or two in real life but in the fictional world take place over a couple of days, that leaves an awful lot of time in-between in which anything could happen with the characters before returning to the status quo for the next exciting instalment. So I say just go with the flow and you’ll really enjoy this book.
Stories aside, this first of seven annuals also includes the usual kind of filler material we’d find in most other Grandreams annual. There are basic profiles, mazes, word searches and the obligatory dice board game. Given the quality of the strips and prose these basic pages seem out of place. The stories have depth and didn’t talk down to the young readers, so don’t let the fillers put you off.
Then, just to add one more surprise to this children’s comic book, it has a downbeat ending. The Insecticons story has an Epilogue right at the back of the annual in which it’s clear Optimus Prime and the President are on the same side, but have misunderstood each other. The resulting endgame could have dire consequences. If anything, all those silly filler pages only make moments like this all the more powerful.
There’s something special about reading a comics annual at Christmas and I’m thrilled at the prospect of reliving these every December for the next six years. While the toy-like images and the puzzle pages do age it, it’s storytelling and gorgeous art belie the fact it was 40 visits from Santa ago that this slid down the chimney to eager children across the UK. It’s a superb start. It’s a cliché to say it, but there’s definitely more to this book than meets the eye.
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