My heart sank a little with this Derek Yaniger cover. Don’t get me wrong, it’s another superb piece by him, we’ve come to expect nothing less these past few months (unfortunately his only contribution to this issue). The problem for me is that Bludgeon is my favourite leader of the Decepticons! He may only have come to the fore over the last year or two of the original Marvel UK run but he made a huge impact on me.
That’s for our backup strip though and first we’ve got the next chapter in our main story, which begins by setting the tone in a familiar way to long term readers, describing Cybertron in a way we’ve seen a few times before, and drawn by Manny Galan, inked by Jim Amash, lettered by Richard Starkings and John Gaushell, and we welcome Chia-Chi Wang (The Punisher, Venom, G.I. Joe) on colours. This familiarity isn’t a complaint, it’s evocative and usually comes before some epic moment or storyline so the levels of anticipation are high. Plus I love the word “bio-chanic”!
But there’s a twist. Optimus Prime is beginning to doubt all of this. Hooked up to a new machine in a vast resonating cavern to allow connection between him and the small part of the Matrix in his mind. No, it doesn’t make sense but it’s a comic about giant alien robots that transform into cars, it only has to sound like it does. The story plays on the psychic nature of the Matrix, which the UK comic did quite a bit. So did the live-action films, again proving some “fans” who complained about such things need to go back and read the original comics.
Meanwhile, on a beautiful, natural, green world somewhere writer Simon Furman doesn’t hold back with his eco message for young readers. This isn’t new to Transformers, their own world was dying and the Decepticons wanted to strip Earth of its natural resources way back at the very beginning of the original comic. Simon also wrote more environmental messages into the UK comic like the wonderful Christmas tale, The Greatest Gift of All.
However, Jhiaxus is more concerned about an attack from the Autobots. Interestingly, it’s the fact they haven’t attacked that concerns him. It must mean Prime is up to something much bigger if this wanton destruction is being ignored. Back with Prime and what’s consuming his thoughts, and we actually get to see Primus create the first ever Transformer life. This is cool, even if the comic always struggled to produce original designs anywhere near as good as the toys.
So what are these disturbing visions trying to tell him? For us, it’s a rewriting of Transformers history as we know it, when Prime realises that they weren’t just created and left to use the Matrix to create new Transformers like all who had come before. For a long, long period of their history they too evolved just like organic life on other planets.
Primus couldn’t just create the life needed to destroy Unicron, his creations had to learn and grow and evolve until they were ready. But they were programmed to stop doing so. Somehow, Jhiaxus unlocked this genetic code, he and his fellow Transformers continuing to evolve into something… else. I have to say, this is a neat way of getting ‘Generation 2’ into the actual story of the comic rather than just being the name of the toy line. It’s quite wonderful, in fact.
Angry, Prime rips himself out of the machine. His race was already at the edge of what it was created to be: a force for good. Megatron and the Decpeticons crossed that line, but what have the Transformers become under Jhiaxus, without a conscience? But as Prime leaves, we readers get to see what the machine would’ve shown him next.
It’s Jhiaxus’ evolutionary process, repeating and repeating until the darkness within transforms into something else and makes its way out into the cosmos. Is this what Prime’s visions in previous months were all about? Is it linked to the vast powers from the time of Primus and Unicron, the reason their evolution was programmed to stop? The story is going very big, very quickly and I like the messages and questions it’s bringing to what would’ve been younger readers at the time. My anticipation for the rest of the run is sky high!
The six-page Tales of Earth: Part Two is also written by Simon and is drawn by the same team, however I’m glad to see Sarra Mossoff back on colours. According to Bludgeon modern day Earth has been completely subjugated by the Decepticons. This is a strange route to take, seeing as how kids could look outside and go, “No it hasn’t.” Personally, setting it just a year or two later as a possible future would’ve made it more dramatic.
Why has Starscream got what looks like a snake’s tongue all-of-a-sudden? Anyway, the story is basically a fight between the two leaders, the outcome of which we already know thanks to the cover and Megatron easily rips off Bludgeon’s head. He’s a Pretender though, so while we know any pain felt by a Pretender shell is also felt by the occupier, Bludgeon battles through, throwing himself out of his shell and straight into his tank mode. Behind all of this we get a funny moment showing the newly restored Starscream is still the same Starscream he’s always been.
At one point Megatron blows up one of Bludgeon’s Decepticons and calls the now-deceased jet ‘Darkwing’, but the colour scheme is that of Dreadwind, a fan favourite among Marvel UK readers as he was one of our letter answerers. I hope it was just a colouring error! In the end things are finished quite easily, with Megatron simply turning into his new tank mode and destroying Bludgeon. A shame, because I always preferred him over Megatron or Galavatron.
On the letters page, Vincent Grisanti may have (unbelievably) preferred Nel Yomtov’s colouring over Sarra’s and he may not like Richard’s word balloons, but he does bring up one good point. Namely, he questions the continuity between the end of the old series and the sequel, in particular the Nucleon storylines which resulted in some Transformers gaining great strength but losing their ability to transform, something they can all do again in Generation 2.
I hate the answer given here. The Action Masters toys may have been criticised at the time (these days non-transforming Transformers seem to sell well) but Simon crafted a wonderful storyline to explain them. This is thrown out with a pithy one-sentence response that I feel mocks all of those dramatic stories (particularly for Grimlock), stopping just short of ignoring them completely.
Of course, here in the UK the final Transformers Annual had a wonderful, character-driven prose story which opened up the doors to those Autobots transforming again. But who cares, right? Just chuck all of that wonderful work away! If the comic carried on beyond its first year I’d loved to have seen this addressed but clearly it wasn’t going to be. I feel cheated. Anyway, before we finish off two adverts from this issue caught my eye from the perspective of cost!
$70 for Sonic the Hedgehog 3?! A game even I could finish in an afternoon? I remember the prices of Sega’s and Nintendo’s cartridges being on the news at the time. No wonder! The Screen Posters are desktop wallpapers. When we now can take any image from the internet or any of our own personal photos and make them our wallpapers with a few clicks, it’s so quaint to remember a time when companies could sell them to us. But without that offer they’re $30! The fact the prices from these adverts are from the early 90s makes them even more shocking!
The best issue so far in this series comes to an end. As the two strips appear to be coming closer together, and as the main one becomes more complex, I can see why this run has been held in such high regard. I can’t believe this is a comic series that would ultimately be cut short. Next month we’re only half way through though, so there’s still plenty to get stuck into yet. The sixth issue of Transformers Generation 2 will be here on Sunday 23rd February 2025. It can’t come bloody soon enough!
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